Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Sir, would you kindly drink 8 of these with me before an uber escorts us to Chilis for some southwest eggrolls? 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm on FB for a very specific reason I can't reveal. No matter how many far right accounts I block, my feed becomes filled right back up with them (including those I've blocked) within hours. Stating the obvious, it's shilling right wing content against it's own algorithm. Completely cooked. 010
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Why did we do any of this? These bumble fucks could have literally done nothing at all and this situation would be 10000% better. 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Ted Roof leaves town every year in February on his trusty steed Retirement. Into the sunset Ted. Kansas State might need a linebacker coach next year. 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Someone changed the frequency on the substation and made a team full of spidermans. 001
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Ya'll need to be reading Rodger Sherman's college football recaps if you are not already. This entire paragraph is amazing and cuts right to the point. 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Trees cannot be happy madam, what say you about this nonsense? 010
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Dick Dastardly's kid making wacky schemes to win F1 races is so badass. Carry on with that torch young man. 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 21/08/2026I just beat this game like 2 weeks ago and this skeet thread is everything. 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 21/08/2026You what will never get recalled? These bangers. #foryourhealth 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 20/08/2026This also has to do with the many hard working and professional produce pickers that have been tossed out of the country or, worse, into a camp. People that knew what they were doing, that were harming no one, in fact, they were helping keep us safe, were targeted for no good reason and here we are 0605
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I'll be certain to remember this at 4:45 that Tuesday so I'll miss most the game. 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I've made websites for decades and this rise of SquareSpace as a darling is the worst. When Google Domains sold all their dns to them my jaw hit the floor. SquareSpace is poo poo pee butt. 010
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Female-focused beef organs™ are fun for the whole family! With female-focused beef organs™ your whole family will be healthy and hearty! Don't be caught without female-focused beef organs™! YUM! 100
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 02/08/2026All I want is to stash booze in a river and rocks along my bike ride and all society wants is for me not to. 010
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 01/08/2026This feels like an elevator pitch for 30 of the subreddits I'm in. 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Mountain Dew Reddit sounds like something I'd make up in a short story about the late game theory being applied to the death throws of Alpha Male Influencers. Anyways, I just joined it. 040
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 01/07/2026We've lost the plot, that little CGI buddie is a smoke show. 010
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Calling out purple lighting in the background then calling that purple lighting bi-sexual lighting is the easy to understand nonsense argument that that these pseudo-intellectuals adore. "See how obvious what I made up is to see? I'm really smart." Fucking dorks. 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Quietly attends by posting all over social media about it. Fucking GOT EM. 190
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 18/05/2026media.tenor.coma man in a tuxedo and bow tie is clapping his hands and smiling .ALT: a man in a tuxedo and bow tie is clapping his hands and smiling . 010
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 15/05/2026media.tenor.coma man wearing overalls and a plaid shirt says it ain 't much but it 's honest workALT: a man wearing overalls and a plaid shirt says it ain 't much but it 's honest work 050
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 07/05/2026"Was this up your ass Marco? It seems like maybe it was up your ass." 010
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 06/05/2026It's free on youtube and I am watching it right now, straight up ripper with no skippers. www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRUG...youtube.comThe Odyssey | FULL MOVIE | Night 1 of 2 | Armand Assante, Isabella Rossellini, Vanessa WilliamsYouTube video by Shout! Studios 100
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 01/05/2026Perk needs to get a fucking job. Like a real job that real people do. Man is a whisper of a disillusion that exists in a college student's bad acid trip. Takes like these don't vilify him, they point out his abundance of disconnection to reality. 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 01/05/2026All rippers, no skippers yousuckatcooking.bandcamp.com/album/eatyousuckatcooking.bandcamp.comEAT, by You Suck at Cooking20 track album 020
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 30/04/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon elf is standing in the snow holding a pair of scissors and a ring .ALT: a cartoon elf is standing in the snow holding a pair of scissors and a ring . 030
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 28/04/2026Hey Apple, why in the name of God is "Add to Dictionary" the 2nd item down? Why is it even on this fucking list? Who is adding to the dictionary more than maybe 3 times in their life if ever at all? What in the fuck are we doing here? 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 25/04/2026That truck owner not backing into the spot? I have doubts. 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 23/04/2026@katienolan.bsky.social first time long time (since the he who shall not be named days). I just wanted to get in early and ask that you please beat @minakimes.bsky.social on May 12. I know this has already been filmed but please do it for Pablo's content machine. 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Tacky white and gold horseshit. How much will this cost? How much to maintain it? Has anyone with the city been consulted on the construction? Have they done any work to actually make this happen or did we get 4k in renderings (that the poor designer will never see the payment for) with no plan? 000
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 19/03/2026And he wears 99? This dude is living the American Dream. 010
Bsmitty @bsmitty.bsky.social · 19/03/2026If that stays as his only 2 points ever I'll build him a statue. 000
