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San Francisco / Professional nerd / 🏳️‍🌈 NSFW - MDNI 🔞

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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 6h
OMG it happened to me, too, and I didn’t even know because I literally never check my chat requests 😂
A screen shot of a chat request from a spam account claiming to be Jonathan Bailey
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 7h
She’s not like other girls…
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think an OS update killed my TV. This is not the future I wanted
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
After updating to iOS 27, I was in a café, and snapped this picture. I zoomed in and found this horror in the details. This is definitely AI image processing baked into the camera app. I want to turn it off, but there’s nowhere in settings to do so. I might have to finally change my camera app
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Probably an unpopular opinion, but I’m not looking forward to the photos on here during Locktober. I don’t find cages sexy. I want to see what you got on full display
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?
A still from the Futurama episode, “Jurassic Bark.”  Seymour is waiting front of a now shuttered and dilapidated Panucci’s Pizza
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
As someone who doesn’t eat dairy, I just tried some dairy-free chocolate caramels. The caramel is fine, but dairy-free milk chocolate is very mid. Dear anybody making vegan chocolates: just stick to dark chocolate. Thanks.
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The most important moment in 21st century cinema
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Mpgis Blood
ALT: Mpgis Blood
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And this one, too…JFC youtu.be/Vt7Lyj0doMs?...
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Beyoncé & Slayyyter - crank 2 formation
YouTube video by felipe.mp3
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I just want to now how he did this so quickly youtu.be/GsxCEcNEDAY?...
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Slayyyter & Julie Andrews - 2 spoonfuls of crank
YouTube video by felipe.mp3
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FalconWizard @falconwizard.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If you're still on Twitter, well... I'm just gonna leave this here for you.
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caroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nancy 9/7/26 … Happy Labor Day 🛠️
8 Hours for Work, 8 Hours for Rest, 8 Hours for What We Will. Based on a screenprint by Ricardo Levins Morales after the organizing work done by Robert Owen.
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The NY Times version of this was able to pinpoint me to a town 15 miles from where I went to elementary school. Anyhow, hooray for regional dialects. I’m about to travel from the place that I speak the most like, to the place I speak the least like. Laissez les bon temps rouler or something
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Feeling very lesbian at the moment. I just took my dishwasher apart, fixed a drainage issue, and now it’s working perfectly. No call to a service person, and no electrocution!
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Nerves are absolutely shredded after having to play a couple of solo pieces for a room full of musicians. I need to get back to regular gigging, but don’t want give up my Saturday nights 🫤
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
I just had to install a firmware update on my toothbrush. Why have we strayed so far from the light?
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I just want to know what substance lead to the creation of this
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Slayyyter & Judy Garland - CRANK GOES THE TROLLEY
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Pinky up, girlies youtu.be/7F1ET2XHQfk?...
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KATSEYE (캣츠아이) "PINKY UP" Official MV
YouTube video by HYBE LABELS
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Amber :neodog_box: @puppygirlhornypost2.transfem.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026
real. fuck your ai overview
a transparentish cat with a background gradient with the text "I do not want the ai overview. I want to read six wikipedia pages as good intended.
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Sarah O’Connell @sarahoconnellshow.com · 14/08/2026
THIS is how you be an actual trans ally! 🙌 variety.com/2026/tv/glob...
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‘Black Mirror’ and ‘Loki’ Directors Say They Rejected HBO’s ‘Harry Potter’ Due to J.K. Rowling’s Transphobia: ‘Absolutely F—-ing Not’
Top TV directors Ally Pankiw and Kate Herron rejected the chance to join HBO's forthcoming series adaptation of J.K. Rowling's "Harry Potter" novels.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I think part of the pundit crack-up has been that they missed the big call of their lifetimes about which was the bigger threat to America: wokeness or authoritarianism. And rather than admitting that, they are doubling down on wokeness, while ignoring an authoritarianism that does not threaten them
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Waterworks Warrior @wiimotionplussy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
“Madonna called out by Róisin Murphy for being trans ally”
Madonna as the hydrogen bomb and dirty transphobe roisin Murphy as the coughing baby
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
live in: 🇺🇸 born in: 🇺🇸 parents: 🇺🇸🇺🇸 grandparents: 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 great grandparents: 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇬🇧 been to: 🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇹🇵🇪🇧🇴🇦🇷🇬🇧(🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿)🇫🇷🇮🇹🇳🇱🇩🇪🇧🇪🇪🇸🇨🇭🇩🇰🇸🇪🇦🇹
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it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
As someone who takes his writing very personally, I hate the “separate the art from the artist” mentality. If you remove me from my art, I will kick your ass.
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Are we doing this? Sorry, I only have prosecco #fcf
Full hog in a hot tub, with a can of bubbles
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Qt with a pretty pic of your penis x
My penisMy penis
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Quote this with a picture of when you realized your body tea
My torso, with just a bit of bush showing.  There’s some muscle definition, and a couple of visible veins
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
#quang genetically engineered Cyclospora to put other bottoms out of service
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I wonder how long it’s going to take my neighbors to take down their St. George’s Cross bunting
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I listened to Confessions II on headphones last night, and wow it’s a totally different experience on good stereo speakers. I can’t wait to get to experience this in a club
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Post yourself in your twink era ✨
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Ayce @flyincasual.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Rural Indexing Project @ruralindexing.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Horney's (on Main) Clinton, IN
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Alright, alright - happy #fcf and happy Pride!
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I cooked for 10 people last night, and now my whole apartment smells like duck fat. Someday I’m going to need to move to a place that has a kitchen door that closes
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I’ve seen a lot of things in my days, but Crocs in the car wash is a new one to me
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Mushrooms. Virtually all fresh mushrooms except for small ones like enokis, make me queasy. I have a much higher tolerance for dried mushrooms. I’m not a fan of asparagus. If I have to eat it, it’s better raw than cooked. I’m also super-taster for the bitter compound in Brussels sprouts.
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Portland, I’m in you under less than ideal circumstances
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Good. Let's talk about Marwan Barghouti. Imprisoned for 25 years. An inter-Parliamentary Union report found he was not given a fair trial. Nelson Mandela: “What is happening to Barghouti is exactly the same as what happened to me." Free Marwan. freemarwan.org
What the hell is Zack Polanski doing wearing a shirt to free the Palestinian terrorist Marwan barbouti who murdered 5 civilians. This is TOO FAR.
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Paul @pawlbologna.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Ed Markey tears into Seth Moulton: "Massachusetts deserves better than a senator who scapegoats trans kids." The crowd goes fucking wild.
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Using Safari’s “Hide Distracting Items” feature to get rid of chat bot interfaces from otherwise completely fine websites, and my life feels so much more peaceful 😌
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Google co-founder Sergey Brin — the third-richest man on the planet — is reportedly spending $57M to defeat California's proposed billionaire's tax. So he and his fellow oligarchs can't afford a wealth tax, but they'll spend a fortune buying elections? See the problem...
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The Wor$t Tall in America @talltbh.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
garlic rt if you agree
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Currently listening to on my way to the RPDR finale watch party
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Honey Dijon - Slight Werk feat. Bree Runway (Official Visualiser)
YouTube video by Honey Dijon
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
The way this outage has me wanting to just code up a reliable alternative. I would if I could figure out a way to make sure the hosting fees were covered, without having to run ads or sell people’s data. One thing’s certain - I’m not doing Mastodon again
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Microplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
trying to post through it rn
I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
11 hours of reginos
A screenshot of a series of two Bluesky status updates
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I just made a sandwich that I can already feel fixing the rest of my day. Toasted homemade bread with oregano in it, truffle aioli on one slice, harissa mayo on the other, smoked turkey, and some very crisp dill pickle slices. Sliced diagonally.
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