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@bselim.bsky.social
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San Francisco / Professional nerd / 🏳️‍🌈 NSFW - MDNI 🔞

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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 7h
Hmm…I’d still be suspicious of the fine print
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 7h
Well, kinda. They would charge things like a loan origination fee such that they will always make money off of it. Best case, you’d probably be paying the bank at least $1500 to get an economy domestic flight worth of points
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 7h
These look good! But yes, there’s a reason why “food stylist” is a profession that exists
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 9h
I had dinner at a local diner a few days ago, and they had several variations on a Polish Dog on the menu. It was almost $1 cheaper to get it with sauerkraut than just plain. I was confused, but not upset
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Those were for rich people. We always had 13” TVs until 2001, and then 19”
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just wait until you see the big blue horse out front
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Spanish, too, though I hear it less frequently in my travels than I used to
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
In many cases that works, but it depends on the specific language that you’re trying to amend in the state constitution. This would almost certainly be a case where there’s a higher threshold. Courts can exert control over initiatives like that, and they get tied up in legal battles
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unfortunately, the 2/3 requirement is part of the state constitution. It’s not that easy
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I hope you’re doing ok!
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The entire Big Time Sensuality music video
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It should be criminal that the wealthiest state in the country has such poorly-funded public schools. I will be popping bottles the day it gets repealed
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I very much like my Bodum Shin Cha teapot. This exact design is now discontinued, but they make other similar ones. The built in press/strainer works with either loose leaf, or tea bags
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Freaking ERCOT omg
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hoo boy, I was once in a group of friends and I said that I wouldn't date a Disney gay. The sheer outrage and offense that was taken by one of them, you'd have thought I started a holy war
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Laxsa fits those criteria
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wouldn’t you object to paying £27.50 to walk the length and breadth of a train with a sausage in a plastic box?
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah it was definitely rice noodles. Definitely a choice, because SF has a huge Cantonese population and you can get all those ingredients here. I’ll have to go seek out some other Filipino restaurants and try different versions
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You’re not likely to find a DILF in a red dress, hiding in a bush
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh nice. I need to branch out more - I’ve only had Pancit from a local place that used much skinnier noodles
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You know what…let them say that. I want that crowd to be overconfident
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Im sure when he gets cancer from that thing, he’s going to blame it on preservatives, or food dyes
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve done one half marathon. It was all pain and regret
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Evening. But I might see if I can go find a hill to watch from for a morning
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ll be there next weekend ☺️
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
😻
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
🤤🤤🤤
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OMG it happened to me, too, and I didn’t even know because I literally never check my chat requests 😂
A screen shot of a chat request from a spam account claiming to be Jonathan Bailey
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Of the rest, Zero 7, and Cosmo Sheldrake are both British artists. That Zero 7 album also features vocals and song co-writing by Sia, before she had a successful solo career
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everything But The Girl, and Björk?
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She’s not like other girls…
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Who doesn’t love a bit of whimsy with their cannibalism?
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think I’m going to have to rewatch Delicatessen this weekend
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ok, I can’t commit to 43 minutes on this, but I watched the intro, and…Dr. Ruth AND Paula Poundstone? I’m sure you could mine this for clips for years
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh no 🥺
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh gosh…just fantastic!
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was in bed with a boy more than once when I looked down at my watch, and it had started a “Social Dance” workout 😅
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thankfully, LG has a lot of really fine-grained controls to turn off those features, and you can refuse to accept the user agreements that enable them. Samsung TVs, on the other hand, show advertisements on the home screen, and don’t let you turn them off
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I agree, though - I don’t want any smart features. The problem is that I’m picky about image quality, and you can’t get a 4K OLED dumb TV
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It turns out that the problem was with my cable box. It got way too hot, and decided to just send a solid black signal with no audio, and do something to make my TV not want to switch inputs. The timing just coincided with an OS update. I finally got the TV to work by streaming from my phone 🤦‍♂️
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think an OS update killed my TV. This is not the future I wanted
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I learned to shoot on a 50mm f/1.4, and I really got spoiled with that amount of light. But most of my primes now are either f/2.0 or f/1.8, just to save on weight and size. I find I’m more likely to carry around and use a smaller/lighter setup
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thank goodness 🚫🔒
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Reminds me of a friend who adopted a kitten named Monster Truck Rally
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If you ever make it over to California, we may not have Yellowstone, but we do have Bumpass Hell
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Every once in a while, I have an experience that reminds me of all those years I fell asleep holding someone every night. Then I go back to sleeping alone, and the next few days are big sad times
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Have you scheduled the den excavation yet?
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
An iPhone Duo would make a great coaster for a Last Word 🤩
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M🫶 @bselim.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
So far, I’ve only been to Vancouver, Victoria, and Calgary. I’ve heard great things about Montreal for a long time
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