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Bryn the Wizard

@brynthewizard.bsky.social
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Woke up with this stupid pun in my head which will only make sense to very online Brits of a certain age
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Phrasing is giving me
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
That is bloody fantastic!
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Also
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I've been wondering what the best/most cursed possible origin for that particular phrase would be and it just hit me tonight: "The flagship educational policy of the first George W. Bush administration, the "No Child Sinister Buttocks Act"...
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I think of a filthy pun and then get a compulsion to turn it into a Baldur's Gear meme. IDK what's wrong with me.
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
How dare you call out me and my phone home screen like this
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Was not expecting to see this @bclev.bsky.social reference in World of Warcraft in 2025
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Warhammer is actually popular though. They have events clocking over 10,000 attendees!
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Was anyone else disappointed to learn that fly tipping was just like big littering and not something entomologists did after a night on the lash, or was that just me?
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
YOUR OWN VIRTUAL JESUS
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
No
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Monopoly Mermaid Monday @monopolymermaid.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
This abuse happened between the mid 1990s and early 2000s. In 1997 the South Yorkshire police had a case thrown out of court, after it transpired that they had made the Black male suspect stand in an identity parade alongside *eight white men in blackface*.
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
God, the number of people who were willing to believe that the South Yorkshire police were too woke to prosecute sexual abuse cases, when in fact the police force was itself an instrument of patriarchal sexual violence. It’s like a case study in the worst excesses of the British press.
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Five survivors of Rotherham grooming gangs say they were also raped by police officers
Three former South Yorkshire police officers arrested in investigation into claims by the women, as young as 12 at the time
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Okay what? He's literally only got half of the series there - 27 out of 54 books - plus another 15 duplicates? THIS is the full series.
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I think that not only should they rename Birmingham Airport in honour of Ozzy Osbourne, they should do it exactly in the style of Liverpool John Lennon Airport, as I've handily mocked up below. Perfect image to arrive to, as I'm sure you'd agree.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 21/07/2025
Newsletter: This is the Hater's Guide To The AI Bubble: genAI is nothing like Uber or Amazon Web Services, there are no profitable genAI companies, agents do not and cannot exist, there is no AI SaaS story, and everything rides - and dies - on selling GPUs. www.wheresyoured.at/the-haters-g...
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The Hater's Guide To The AI Bubble
Hey! Before we go any further — if you want to support my work, please sign up for the premium version of Where’s Your Ed At, it’s a $7-a-month (or $70-a-year) paid product where every week you get a ...
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Draculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Ozzy, in the underworld, screaming at the ferryman: Charon! Charon! news.sky.com/story/ozzy-o...
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Ozzy Osbourne dies just weeks after farewell show
The heavy metal star reunited with his Black Sabbath bandmates on stage at Villa Park earlier in July.
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Best 40 quid I ever spent. RIP to an absolute legend.
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Rupert Murdoch should be the new Henry Kissinger in the Grim Reaper claw machine meme...
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Showing feet? For free? In this economy!?
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Jun34u @jun34u.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Unlike CEOs and other executives, individual contributors understand concert OPSEC
A photo of a TV where a woman dressed as a ghost for the Eras Tour is interviewed by local news. The caption reads “Woman hides identity because she called in sick to work.”
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast.
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
I know we're facing important problems like the global rise of fascism and all that stuff but I think it's important that we don't lose focus on the small things, too, like making sure that clancy brown and ron perlman get their own tv show where they play brothers who are bounty hunters in space
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Al Kennedy @alkennedy.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
If I were trying to make Bluesky sound bad and uncool I would simply not describe it like Games Workshop's Necromunda
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
The dude is already Pete Steele from Type O Negative meets Victor Szasz and you want to make him WORSE
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
It is berserk to me how strong and frequent the "I can fix him" reactions are
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Interesting to note that the age bracket from this study most in favour of deportation and of haste is solidly Gen X, people born '62-'81; the boomer-and-older bracket are, despite their reputation among millennials, apparently saner. Perhaps if "most Americans" means the 50-something white males
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
My friend @losbennett.bsky.social specialises in this!
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Data Bear 🏳️‍🌈 @dataandpolitics.net · 02/05/2025
Happy Giant Phallus Shaped Iceberg Floating In Conception Bay of Dildo, Canada Day to all who celebrate.
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Thew Adams @toygrind.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
We're getting pizza and I'm obsessed with this slightly broken mural that used to be about eating with your hands but now it reads like Saruman's manifesto
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
God I loved being only being able to see at most two one-line posts at a time on any given forum because of people having 400px height sig pics while I was on a 1024x768 monitor
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Aoife Sharpteeth, Werewolf Vtuber @manysharpteeth.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
This edit was sitting in my brain for years.
An edit of the "I GUESS" comic meme. A doodle of legion from the Mass Effect series of games. In the first panel he is standing with his arms crossed. In the second panel he is throwing his arms up and saying "I GETH".
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Very disappointed that these will be almost useless for those of us who only run 10+ keys but don't have time for Mythic Raiding. Was hoping that they'd work like DF ones and upgrade all the way to Myth level and let me fill in slots at 675+ that I don't luck out from the vault.
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Holyfirethem @holyfirethem.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
"It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out." Orb Pondering Wizard from @twingoddessminis.bsky.social Printed by Buildplateminis -- #holyfireminis #miniaturepainting #minipainting #fantasy #wizard #orb #ponder #dnd #rpg #meme
Photo of a painted miniature. The "Orb Pondering Wizard" meme.The same mini from another angleThe same mini from another angle
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MrCheeze @mrcheeze.github.io · 01/03/2025
Do you ever think about the fact that the designers of General Midi were tasked with coming up with the 128 most important instruments in the world, and one of the answers they came up with was "Goblins"
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Christopher Mims @mims.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
new top contender for "most perfect encapsulation of this moment in a headline"
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Dr Mike Hollows/MJ Hollows He/Him @mikehollows.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
It's up to #3! Can we get it to #1? www.amazon.co.uk/Violinists-S... #Books #HistoricalFiction
The top 3 on Amazon for Action and Adventure Literary Fiction.
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The Alternate Histoween 🎃 @althistorian.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
A lot people think things were great back when they weren't in charge of making the world a better place.
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Someone posted this picture of 40k edgelord Primarch Night Haunter and all I see is a woman who can't stand Pete Steele's singing.
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Battlefleet Gothic Imperial Navy, Space Marines and Chaos! 40k Primaris Space Marines and 3rd ed. Tau, inc. many OOP metals! Please help! Auctions end tomorrow! www.ebay.co.uk/usr/razerwolf
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
This just popped up on my FB as a memory from 4 years ago and I am in stitches as to how the meaning of this has changed in that time.
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
"Luxury Student Homes" keeps buying every available property in my area and paints it the same uniform battleship grey and black, making the neighborhood look like only half of it has been unlocked on the Character Select screen.
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
My ADHD partner: "I really need to get more organised." My ADHD self: "I think that "being organised" is a myth. Like it was invented by Filofax to sell more planners."
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Bill Hicks would approve.
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Lots more added! Primaris Marines! OG T'au inc. OOP metals! 13th Company Wulfen! Games Day Kroot Shaper! www.ebay.co.uk/usr/razerwolf
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
God I wanna be that guy when I'm old.
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
If there's not an Irish goth-metal tribute band out there named "Type O'Negative", someone's missed a trick.
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Bryn the Wizard @brynthewizard.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Also possibly depends on perspective. Imperial records might consider Banshees to be "almost always female" because they're looking solely at biology in an autopsy. The Eldar themselves might consider all Banshees to be female because they're embodying a female aspect; the two things could coexist
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