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Bryan Mortensen

@bryanmortensen.bsky.social
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Arts Administrator. Queer Activist. Travel Obsessed. Manager and Media contact for Joe Pesto Montague Archebark Mortensims. 9 out of 10 friends find me fun and or exhausting.

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Bryan Mortensen @bryanmortensen.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
ship shape in LCARS background kinda looks like the new combadge…
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Bryan Mortensen @bryanmortensen.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Can we just send Donald to voicemail from now on…? Asking for a friendly country
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Bryan Mortensen @bryanmortensen.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
So many Canadians here!
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Bryan Mortensen @bryanmortensen.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
On day 1 of my vacation and just that mini pause already gave me 2 aha moments on how to reduce some work stress upon my return!
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Elizabeth Sofia 💙🐈🐶🇺🇸🇨🇦🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈 @skippjon1.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
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Sionnach Wintergreen @authorsionnach.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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Suresh Singaratnam @suresh.social · 01/04/2025
Hey Canada, Lawyers are recommending you leave your main mobile phone at home and buy a burner phone if you need to travel to the US. THIS MEANS YOU SHOULD NOT BE TRAVELLING TO THE U.S.!!!! Pass it on.
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Expect extra questions, take a burner phone: Immigration lawyers weigh in on travel to the U.S. | CBC News
Amid stories of travellers facing hurdles or even being detained at the U.S. border, some immigration lawyers say Canadians should expect extra questioning, have plenty of documents on hand and even c...
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Bryan Mortensen @bryanmortensen.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I think we should set up a help line for people that voted for Trump and have lost family, jobs, financial security etc as a result. I don’t think we ought to help, but the recordings will will feel so damn good to hear.
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Bryan Mortensen @bryanmortensen.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Ok trans and queer folks. We all watch for the warning signs. This is it. Get out of Texas if you can. Go. Go now.
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Bock Sam @bocksam.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Ah my Canadian friends, don’t go to Florida. I even try to avoid booking connecting flights into the state.
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Bryan Mortensen @bryanmortensen.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
We need to ban Teslas in Canada. Tariffs not enough.
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Bribes. They’re known as bribes.
A tweet from ununusual_whales @ununusual_whales with a breaking news headline: 'BREAKING: Business leaders are paying as much as $5,000,000 to meet one-on-one with the President Trump at his Florida compound, while others are paying $1,000,000 apiece to dine with him in a group setting, per WIRED.'
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Jennifer C @thejenniwren.teamlh.social · 04/03/2025
It’s about damn time! Everyone please tune in tomorrow night, Wednesday March 5th to hear the Democrats plan to fight for our country. I’m ready for leadership and actionable steps! @kenmartin.bsky.social @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social youtube.com/@thedemocrat...
DNC CHAIR
KEN MARTIN
LEADER
HAKEEM JEFFRIES
NATIONAL UPDATE & CALL TO ACTION
A VIRTUAL EVENT
WATCH AT YOUTUBE.COM/THEDEMOCRATS
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Bryan Mortensen @bryanmortensen.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Today would have been my Dad’s 80th.
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RIDGE @1av8ter.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
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Bryan Mortensen @bryanmortensen.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
I really need to finish my novel in time for it to get banned by the Trump Administration. Fingers crossed.
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isabella mori @moritherapy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
I hope America is as lucky as the upside down Delta jet. Everyone survives but the right wing explodes.
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!”
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🇨🇦 Made in Canada 🇨🇦 ELBOWS UP 💪🍁🦫🌈🦋 @canadianpride.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Do we really need to see more? Kind of tells you a lot about his cult following. We know the sensible choice, dont we 😉 #noPoilierveforCanada #neverconservative #canpoli #markcarneyforPM
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CDN ᔅᑏᕕᓐ 🍁 @cdnhistory.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
If ever there was a moment in our history where we need the CBC, this is it. Stand with the CBC!
CBC logo for the national broadcaster.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 16/02/2025
Knowledge is power…
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
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Bryan Mortensen @bryanmortensen.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Is now a good time to remind folks that Donald Trump is a convicted felon and cannot come to Canada without special permission. We should not let him attend G7 in June.
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 14/02/2025
Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian theonion.com/reptile...
Reptile Handler At Birthday Party Ruthlessly Heckled By 6-Year-Old For Showing Amphibian
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JM Landels @jmlandels.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Contest closes Saturday!
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Bryan Mortensen @bryanmortensen.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I have decided that tomorrow, I will communicating exclusively through gifs and withering stares.
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Bryan Mortensen @bryanmortensen.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
As Trump, the Republicans, and their voters continue their unforgivable betrayals of humanity, I turn to Star Trek to lift my spirits. If only calm and kind minds could prevail. Anyone who still supports this president Is not just a fool, but a traitor to humanity - he’s shown you who he is.
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Vancouver Writers Fest @writersfest.bc.ca · 05/02/2025
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Sue Me @superberg.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I'll do better. I promise.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
From the Premier of Ontario.
A screenshot of a tweet from Doug Ford (@fordnation) reads: "Every year, LCBO sells nearly $1 billion worth of American wine, beer, spirits and seltzers. Not anymore. Starting Tuesday, we’re removing American products from LCBO shelves. As the only wholesaler of alcohol in the province, LCBO will also remove American products from its catalogue so other Ontario-based restaurants and retailers can’t order or restock U.S. products. There’s never been a better time to choose an amazing Ontario-made or Canadian-made product. As always, please drink responsibly." There is a profile picture of Doug Ford wearing a cap with the Canadian flag.
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Cheryl Benson @cherylbenson.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Perfectly captured.
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Richard Zussman @richardzussman.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Here is the full video: www.foxnews.com/video/636817.... #bcpoli
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Canada wants 'shared growth and prosperity' with the US, premier says | Fox News Video
British Columbian Premier David Eby weighs in on President Donald Trump's tariffs on Canadian goods on 'Fox Report.'
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Bryan Mortensen @bryanmortensen.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
It’s nice to see Canadians giving the US the middle finger today. People are actively checking labels today.
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M-A.Stay’Legit™️🇨🇦 @bagdmilksowhat.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Careful now…. 🇺🇸 Sorry, Sincerely 🇨🇦
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Susan Brown @susanhypoluxo.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Bryan Mortensen @bryanmortensen.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
That’s it. America is off our Christmas card list.
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Levi Anthony Luckenbach @lluck002.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Target Meta Amazon McDonald’s Lowe’s Walmart Boeing Ford Harley-Davidson Jack Daniels John Deere Tractor Supply Coors Miller #Boycott for ending #DEI
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Lúl Rýzooo @itsreallycj.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Companies Scaling Back or Denouncing DEI Amazon Boeing Brown-Forman Caterpillar Ford Harley-Davidson John Deere Lowe’s Molson Coors McDonald’s Meta Nissan Stanley Black & Decker Target Tractor Supply Toyota Walmart Support who supports you ✨✊
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Bryan Mortensen @bryanmortensen.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Not all heros wear capes
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Bryan Mortensen @bryanmortensen.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
I have officially made the jump. Not using social media a lot overall, but happy to ditch Meta and the other platform that has developed a musky smell of late.
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