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Bryan Joiner

@bryanjoiner.bsky.social
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Media guy @ beerinsights.com (yes really) and Red Sox writer for Over the Monster, otherwise F1, Patriots, Martha’s Vineyard (regional high school), dogs

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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 15h
are you saying you want to be the marine layer
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 16h
Just the one really tho
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 16h
Sorry to my NYT-employed friends but this equivocation gonna hit like crack
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 16h
fun
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 18h
more
Onion article “those motherfucking robins R are on thin ice with me.” Never had a problem with robins, at least not the birds. Mourning doves? Get fucked
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 18h
It’s your new way to drink
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 18h
no I don’t
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 18h
Just another day in the Presidency as directed by Fellini.
Trump nodding, Susan Dell emoting.
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 19h
you really leaned into that one
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 19h
a win would be the triumph of the something
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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 07/10/2026
Exactly nine months after January 6th. Interesting
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Good racism but bill james laughs at the effort. A Josh Reddick-level effort
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Marc Normandin @marcnormandin.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Synchronization
A post of an image of Yoshinobu Yamamoto laying down with his ass facing the camera, appearing to hold up a tweet by Josh Reddick asking how someone who's never thrown a pitch in MLB can get $325 million. Below is another post from the Heat film bot, with the quote "Because she got a GREAT ASS!"
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Takin em bowling probably
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
BREAKING: AP is reporting that the month of August has been traded to the Fall in a 3 season deal that saw Spring send May to Summer for the second week in July and the 3 weeks between Halloween and Thanksgiving. Winter has been quiet today after yesterday's blockbuster signing of April
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I mean Jesus Christ
Onion article that’s too rude to alt text
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@bencollins.bsky.social
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Came across a GOAT in the wild while reorganizing bookshelves
The Onjon article “I know what is best for everyone”
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is what the Lamar injury feels like to me
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Rodney Dangerfield: My Arm! (Caddyshack)
Alt: Rodney Dangerfield: My Arm! (Caddyshack)
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Finally watched Anora last night. 1) Mikey deserves like 4 Oscars for that B) the two other movies it made me think of are tar and north by northwest, that’s good 4) inner-circle nyc movie
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It has tho
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I want to come over the top with a better pun but I got nothing, that’s the one
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
you think you’ve seen mid-offs? my siblings in christ, this what it’s about
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“The new Hartsdale market has changed the game” — Bryan Joiner on BlueSky
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“The new Hartsdale market has changed the game” — Bryan Joiner on BlueSky
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Actually he has way more October abs smh
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
esoteric jeff is prob my single most enraging figure online, the avatar of the only verboten-acknowledged, widely accepted Chicagoan arrogance that’s supposed to be Real America but is dogshit-for-brains
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s Ryan Clark’s fault
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
aj, who ruined it
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You are correct. We had fewer pants
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
you and I got into a big argument like 17 years ago lol
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I hope this is the one I was at, just to take credit
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The main difference I noticed between J-schoolers and myself was the cold, mechanical way they did things. Ultimately I think it was good for them. I still hate it.
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
when Axios reports on this meatsack's vp choices they are making like 10 assumptions that 1 of which would be likely to be true at best
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm newly sensitive to being overly NYT critical, but gawking over this sits wrong with me. Also I'm sick as shit leave me alone
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
it's 2026
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Larry Bird's Iconic Three-Point Contest Shot
Alt: Larry Bird's Iconic Three-Point Contest Shot
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
His face!
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m the person who knows how to do politics better than mamdani and AOC. So I will share how here 1/X
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sucks to suck HOFer
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sucks to suck HOFer
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Cornell stuff is breaking me, and not even beyond what's publicly known and confirmed. Take everything and everyone at face value and it's the worst thing you've heard about Us Right Now. Think about it for 10 seconds and it's worse. The problem is you can't stop after 10 seconds. Or I can't.
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Bob Ross Points and Nods
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hell yeah dude
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did they beat the unanimous MVP? My sources aren’t sure
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh hey Ejae this is the culmination of of you’re life’s work, that’s cool but have you considered: www.instagram.com/reel/DctJQkl...
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The Kelly Clarkson Show on Instagram: "The most requested Kellyoke EVER!! Golden from KPop Demon Hunters 💛"
2M likes, 35K comments - kellyclarksonshow on August 31, 2026: "The most requested Kellyoke EVER!! Golden from KPop Demon Hunters 💛".
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Kelly Clarkson’s covers are hilarious, like yeah your song is great and all, and I’m being nice here, what if it sounded like this
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is a crime against humanity
Historically ugly cavs jersey from 2016
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s under-discussed that the Cavs/Warriors game 7 comeback came with the worst uniforms of all time. Truly epic surmounting
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Bryan Joiner @bryanjoiner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Gonna check the couch cushions
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