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Lamont Price

@lpizzle.bsky.social
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Comedian, Actor, Writer. Judy Blume is my dream woman. Great on clay

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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 3h
I think I'd like to date a woman with fangs for 8 days. See where it goes
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 5h
Lets take it to the stage
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 8h
I post for people who know exactly what channel this is
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 10h
When Jack Smith took that confident sip of his water after being called a dirt bag is when Eric Schmitt HAD to know he fucked up lmfaooooooo
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I took a pilates class in 2005 because the instructor had a big butt. I still hurt in places I didn't know existed
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They was throwing feathers at him
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AgaMOMnon @coveredmywagon.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
Yes! Let's fry Elon
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Top 5 R Rated Movies Teachers Let Us Watch In Class In Middle School That We Had NO Business Watching Ranked 1. Return Of The Living Dead 2. Friday The 13th Part 6: Jason Lives 3. Robocop 4. A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors 5. Enemy Mine
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Rolling in crispy leaves, nacka
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Built like a raw rotisserie chicken
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Dart Adams @dartadams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shaped like Rob Liefeld drew him while drunk
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We've gone too long without a new version of Scooby Doo
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me and the homie getting ready
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I like the way "diaspora" is pronounced
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Jovi ⚖️ 10/13 🏁 🎃🪅 @panamajovi.afrolatinsky.app · 27/09/2026
Makes me miss living in Vermont.
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Pretty Khemyst @prettykhemyst.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
I can only hope that its this beautiful this year. Due to the craziness of the weather, the leaves started to turn in mid-June or branches of trees are bare. Definitely concerning.
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
When I learn how to play the piano I'm gonna dueling pianos so hard
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Euphoric @tracyreps.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
😍
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Chris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026
I miss driving thru scenery like this back home in NY. That drive down the Palisades in the fall is something special
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Beretta Scott King 9|27 🪄 @leatherette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What I live for, honestly.
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
C'mon, look how sexy this is!
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have a lot of Halloween decorations. That doesn't mean I shouldn't get more
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just found out my niece is running for 4th grade class president and I've spent the last hour trying to figure out a way to rig the election for her
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
R&B werewolf
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🎶I have a structured settlement and I need cash now ...🎶
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Brb, going over to IG to like every Autum and Halloween account
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Dianna, Princess of Whales 👑🐋 🌺 @di-atribe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Gotta catch ‘em all
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Earth, Wind as well as Fire
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The news be like: Trump just doo doo'd in the country's apple juice supply. Congress baffled as to what action to take
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Here's a fun #TBT to that time when me and Fred Armisen were the #1 contenders for the tag team titles
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Looks like I'm making a soup this weekend
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Tiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Will S Mith: Fresh Prince Running Man Dance
ALT: Will S Mith: Fresh Prince Running Man Dance
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I think I should tell you that I just searched for fall harvest scented febreeze for my crib if you tryna date me. Cards on the table
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Meet me at the running man contest
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I heard they canceled Trump TV. I just know the cartoons would be trash
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She doesn't have a middle name she can pop in there
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Nice list
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For Colored Boys Who Have Considered Podcasts @makinghisstory.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Gargamel to the top and Cobra Commander was literally a bottom.
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This masterpiece turns 60 this year..... it's a darn shame you have to pay to watch it.... it should be on network TV..... 🎃 @lpizzle.bsky.social
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Top 5 80s Cartoon Villains Ranked. 1. Megatron/Galvatron 2. Cobra Commander 3. Mumm-Ra 4. Skeletor 5. Gargamel
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Boston Public School System owes me reparations to THIS day for forcing me to learn cursive writing. There was absolutely no excuse for the shape of them "Q's"!!!
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Back in the day when this man said he was coming to your house for dinner he meant that shit
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AgaMOMnon @coveredmywagon.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026
Starting from SCRATCH???!!
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Clay Davis Wire
ALT: Clay Davis Wire
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Eventually they have got to reboot The Bionic Six
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I would go 3-5 every other night in The MLB Playoffs
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Let me make this clear, you ain't rich if you don't have a kitchen island. I don't care how much money you have
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I know what those UFOs are
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I've been told that The Gilmore Girls is a great show if you love The Fall Season. I will be watching
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Earth, floating in space, constantly explaining itself to the other planets
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Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think it's important for me to let everyone know that effective immediately I will be forcing the word "tertiary" into casual conversation
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