Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 3hI think I'd like to date a woman with fangs for 8 days. See where it goes 000
Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 10hWhen Jack Smith took that confident sip of his water after being called a dirt bag is when Eric Schmitt HAD to know he fucked up lmfaooooooo 010
Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I took a pilates class in 2005 because the instructor had a big butt. I still hurt in places I didn't know existed 000
Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Top 5 R Rated Movies Teachers Let Us Watch In Class In Middle School That We Had NO Business Watching Ranked 1. Return Of The Living Dead 2. Friday The 13th Part 6: Jason Lives 3. Robocop 4. A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors 5. Enemy Mine 021
Reposted by Lamont PriceDart Adams @dartadams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Shaped like Rob Liefeld drew him while drunk 2156
Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We've gone too long without a new version of Scooby Doo 110
Reposted by Lamont PriceJovi ⚖️ 10/13 🏁 🎃🪅 @panamajovi.afrolatinsky.app · 27/09/2026Makes me miss living in Vermont. 111
Reposted by Lamont PricePretty Khemyst @prettykhemyst.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026I can only hope that its this beautiful this year. Due to the craziness of the weather, the leaves started to turn in mid-June or branches of trees are bare. Definitely concerning. 141
Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026When I learn how to play the piano I'm gonna dueling pianos so hard 000
Reposted by Lamont PriceChris P. Bacon 🇭🇹🥃 @jokesfordays.blacksky.app · 27/09/2026I miss driving thru scenery like this back home in NY. That drive down the Palisades in the fall is something special 131
Reposted by Lamont PriceBeretta Scott King 9|27 🪄 @leatherette.bsky.social · 27/09/2026What I live for, honestly. 151
Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have a lot of Halloween decorations. That doesn't mean I shouldn't get more 111
Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Just found out my niece is running for 4th grade class president and I've spent the last hour trying to figure out a way to rig the election for her 121
Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026🎶I have a structured settlement and I need cash now ...🎶 340
Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Brb, going over to IG to like every Autum and Halloween account 010
Reposted by Lamont PriceDianna, Princess of Whales 👑🐋 🌺 @di-atribe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Gotta catch ‘em all 161
Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026The news be like: Trump just doo doo'd in the country's apple juice supply. Congress baffled as to what action to take 010
Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Here's a fun #TBT to that time when me and Fred Armisen were the #1 contenders for the tag team titles 110
Reposted by Lamont PriceTiricohairline @trejames.blacksky.app · 24/09/2026static.klipy.comWill S Mith: Fresh Prince Running Man DanceALT: Will S Mith: Fresh Prince Running Man Dance 151
Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I think I should tell you that I just searched for fall harvest scented febreeze for my crib if you tryna date me. Cards on the table 110
Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I heard they canceled Trump TV. I just know the cartoons would be trash 061
Reposted by Lamont PriceBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026She doesn't have a middle name she can pop in there 1527628
Reposted by Lamont PriceStrictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Nice list 271
Reposted by Lamont PriceFor Colored Boys Who Have Considered Podcasts @makinghisstory.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026Gargamel to the top and Cobra Commander was literally a bottom. 111
Reposted by Lamont PriceStrictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 23/09/2026This masterpiece turns 60 this year..... it's a darn shame you have to pay to watch it.... it should be on network TV..... 🎃 @lpizzle.bsky.social 24614
Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Top 5 80s Cartoon Villains Ranked. 1. Megatron/Galvatron 2. Cobra Commander 3. Mumm-Ra 4. Skeletor 5. Gargamel 142
Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Boston Public School System owes me reparations to THIS day for forcing me to learn cursive writing. There was absolutely no excuse for the shape of them "Q's"!!! 021
Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Back in the day when this man said he was coming to your house for dinner he meant that shit 053
Reposted by Lamont PriceAgaMOMnon @coveredmywagon.blacksky.app · 23/09/2026Starting from SCRATCH???!!static.klipy.comClay Davis WireALT: Clay Davis Wire 141
Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I would go 3-5 every other night in The MLB Playoffs 010
Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Let me make this clear, you ain't rich if you don't have a kitchen island. I don't care how much money you have 051
Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026I've been told that The Gilmore Girls is a great show if you love The Fall Season. I will be watching 030
Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Earth, floating in space, constantly explaining itself to the other planets 041
Lamont Price @lpizzle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I think it's important for me to let everyone know that effective immediately I will be forcing the word "tertiary" into casual conversation 082