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chef boy r dyl

@brothlsprout.bsky.social
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I forced my dad to let me watch leprechaun when I saw it while he was flipping through cable channels. He regrets that to this day
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Those arguing for mass-adoption of AI art always seem intent on proving the wrong thing; that AI tech will change beyond all recognition. They seem less inclined to prove their argument's much wilder claim; that human nature, and all previous modes of taste, emotion and investment, will change too.
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ve got very few media hills I’ll die on but one for sure is FUCK Ryan Murphy I hate this bitch with a fiery passion
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think you just like trumps immigration policy
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
heard this on my drive to work, not sure it was the healthiest way to get the day started but at least I showed up to the office full throttle
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
npr had an interview with steve bannon this morning like he was just a normal former gov. admin guy
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
next admin needs to seize every last penny
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“AI will wipe out humanity” If I have to hear this bit one more time I hope it fuckin does
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I need younger generations to understand how weird it is that trump is such a unique terrible fuck up that it’s actually correct to blame the president for a demonstrably shittier economy and costs
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 04/09/2026
Technology being everywhere doesn’t mean it belongs everywhere. The tech industry wants us to believe that AI in early education is not only inevitable, but necessary. We don't see it that way. This week, we announced a moratorium on generative AI for public school students in 2-K to 8th grade.
We’re eliminating AI use for students in 2-K through 8th grade for the upcoming school year.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/09/2026
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Ladies And Gentleman, We Got Him Press Conference
ALT: Ladies And Gentleman, We Got Him Press Conference
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
me and whoever own it has similar work schedules and routes and i'm literally haunted by this thing near daily
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
there's one of these in my neighborhood (not atx) and it pisses me tf off every time i see it it's soooo much worse in person
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
as a texan there's a big difference between the semi acceptable Bible-As-History suggested here vs. what is going to be implemented, which is Bible-Is-History. Our kids will fail their history tests if they don't do standardized rote memorization of biblical stories as if they happened
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Not that it excuses it, but does explain the Colorado governors’ sweetheart treatment of that election denier
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The executioner was extremely cordial in coordinating the dates for my firing squad, which was very surprising!
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Gonna Hasan post. This is a thirty minute video so you’d be forgiven for skipping but I’ve never seen a media smear campaign like this in my lifetime. Very scary, elevated level of lying that I previously thought was a bridge too far even for the frequent offenders youtu.be/uckyXolW0Tg?...
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I THINK IT'S TIME TO SUE
YouTube video by HasanAbi
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Everyone calls him Reacher but real ones know that’s BMS’S GOAT All American Middle Linebacker, Thad Castle
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
every day i text my new yorker brother like i'm looking up at his ascent into the astral plane from the primordial muck below
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“I stopped talking to my therapist. I felt like I was ranting like a lunatic and he was listening politely and asking me, ‘Is the bad man in the room with you right now?’” On how 21st century fascists make you sound crazy: badfaithtimes.com/they-make-yo...
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The Fascists Are Making You Sound Crazy
You will appear to be a complete lunatic if you explain the political realities of competitive authoritarianism.
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Next up gotta find a garage fridge
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Spent most of this weekend building/organizing this work bench can I get a hell ya brother
Impeccably clean and organized work bench in garage, peak male performance
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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The Old Hack @the-old-hack.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
anyone tried to buy dining room chairs recently because uh, what the fuck
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
a lot of you will never experience the joy of putting [sic] into a legal brief and that makes me sad
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
one of the defining characteristics of modern conservativism is not being assed to do anything for anyone, ever, which extends to their own idols!
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Today is an important reminder that you must do everything you can to survive. You have to outlive the demons making this world worse
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS BABY youtu.be/cE0wfjsybIQ?...
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Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Noisestorm
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
lol rest in piss idiot, get fucked
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Tomorrow: “we halted all special operations, but our indiscriminate bombing of southern Lebanon is usual course of business, definitely not stopping that”
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 09/07/2026
Return Of The Horsedip

90% of news articles now are just "rich dipshit says some stuff"
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I can’t see anything other than a big toe with fungus on it
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This fucking sucks, man. Why. Fuck this State.
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
love the idea that someone on the product line let their intrusive thoughts win
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
so is platner gonna uncover his tattoo now or
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
FUCK
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
pls hold on egypt we need this
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
BALL DONT LIE
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If USMNT wants to win a World Cup trump either needs to accept the light of Allah into his life or we elect a Muslim president stat
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
100 percent of my knowledge of Belgium comes from In Bruges and I will not be updating this knowledge any further
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
We recently passed a law mandating 50 percent of our city budget go to the police so it’s only going to get worse
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
But also ok. I’ll be a communist
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
HOOOOOLLLYYY SHITTT THAT GOAL WAS SICK
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Fuck scotus all my homies hate scotus
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 22/06/2026
Centrist Americans being mystified by Kier Starmer's unpopularity despite him doing everything they're always telling Democrats to do is so funny. Just the biggest dumbasses around.
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