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chef boy r dyl

@brothlsprout.bsky.social
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🇵🇸 Posts are not my employer’s. They’re not even mine. They come from the ether, untethered by the confines of intelligent thought

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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Spent most of this weekend building/organizing this work bench can I get a hell ya brother
Impeccably clean and organized work bench in garage, peak male performance
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This fucking sucks, man. Why. Fuck this State.
Bluesky notification requiring age verification to log in
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Should be said the guy shared this as a joke saying “look how bad this AI advertisement is”
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I get this flag was hung ostensibly as a statement of support but it’s a little on the nose for the current state of things
Flag hung from window showing Israeli flag blended with US flag
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
i didn't use ai to draw this picture, but so what if i had?
photorealistic picture of richard hanania drinking his favorite juice (dumb bitch juice)
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
if this causes u legitimate concern u are free to use my original artwork below instead, no credit needed. ur welcome
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Goes unimaginably hard
Screenshot of Kneecap lyrics “nah, fuck keir starmer, netanyahus bitch and genocide armer
Better off as compost for farmers”
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
America checking in
Screenshot of a tik tok showing empanada and captioned “every culture has that one food that’s just filling wrapped in dough and I genuinely think that’s beautiful”Uncrustables
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
If Beto O’Rourke is going to spam text me, which I already hate, he should probably bother to put my name in there
Beto O’Rourke spam text starting “hi <example first name>
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
“Snow? Okay grandpa let’s get you to bed”
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I love Texas
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
I like the doo doo speckles
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
“Write something anti-ice on the bullets” “Write anti-ice on the bullets, got it boss”
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
This is such an insane headline and editors note it’s breaking my brain
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Tell em grandma
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Learning new fun facts about Alex Smith, thank you AI
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Free my boy
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I always respond the same way
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Got my DSA card in the mail today, hell ya brother
Democratic Socialist of America card with the DSA logo and text “a better world is possible. dsausa.org”
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Praying you all have the same day as guy in the Nintendo Switch subreddit hoping MarioKart World is like the old Kirby Air Ride minutes before the new game is announced
Screenshot of Reddit conversation where user prays that MarioKart World is something like Kirby Air Ride, “a high he has been chasing for years,” users flock to tell him a new Kirby Air Ride is just announced
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
They’re doing nazi orgies at NatalCon
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
BREAKING: New texts released from the Houthi small group Signal chat #itysl
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Conservative ideology is just this over and over forever
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
If I’m president I’m ordering an airdrop of 10 million pounds over bruges tomorrow
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Not all Tesla owners are nazis. But this guy driving an Alex Jones edition Cybertruck? Definitely this guy.
Alex Jones Edition Chudwagon (cybertruck) with paper plates dated long after Elon’s nazi salutes
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
he should test out tesla's boat mode
elon tweet "cybertruck will be waterproof enough to serve briefly as a boat"
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
They summarily executed Michael Reinoehl in 2020 (“antifa” activist suspected of shooting far right protestor) and Trump bragged about it
Screenshot of Trump saying “they knew who he was, didn’t want to arrest him, and in 15 minutes that ended”
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Yall mind if I have a nice day
Ocean view
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I’m gonna do everyone a favor and pick a different one
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
A hilarious pair of headlines back to back. Glad the house has its eyes on the prize
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I block these numbers every time I get a new one. Can’t wait to see how long the list gets!
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Anyone else’s spam calls increased aggressively since Inauguration Day? Gotta be related to gutting what little safeguards there were before.
Screenshot of call log showing large number of spam and junk calls
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Showing up at the bar after your friends put you to bed at the pregame
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
V proud of my wife always but maybe we describe this differently next time
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
I actually hope they pass this and then it gets used to sue oil polluters into oblivion. It’s not my preference, but If we have to back into climate action through nutjob conspiracists then so be it
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Banger
Screenshot: “the left has failed to develop a strong answer to the desire for petty dominance because it’s hard to compete with such stupid bullshit”
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Texas Fall/Winter is hilarious. Come on. How do you dress for a 40 degree temp swing in one day.
Weather report showing 42 degree low, 78 degree high on Wednesday
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Favorite tweet from peak twitter days
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
You see this mf pop up in your show and you know you’re in for the most okay viewing experience of your life
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Gm
“Inspirational” meme that says no more motivational quotes if a mf play with you blow they head smoove off
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Republican friend thought it’d be a good bit to send me the art of the deal which was really kind of him considering the cold front that just blew through
Trump’s art of the deal book making for a good fire starter
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Christoph Waltz as Nazi in Inglorious Basterds asking: “you’re sheltering enemies of the state aren’t you?”
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
The plan? We beat up senior citizens on pay per view
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Meme of A horse on the beach. Caption: wake up superstar capitalism demands your sacrifice
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
This is, with no exaggeration, indistinguishable from QAnon. I am going insane. I thought it was a stop the steal post before the hook at the end there!!
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