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chef boy r dyl

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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Those arguing for mass-adoption of AI art always seem intent on proving the wrong thing; that AI tech will change beyond all recognition. They seem less inclined to prove their argument's much wilder claim; that human nature, and all previous modes of taste, emotion and investment, will change too.
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’ve got very few media hills I’ll die on but one for sure is FUCK Ryan Murphy I hate this bitch with a fiery passion
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
npr had an interview with steve bannon this morning like he was just a normal former gov. admin guy
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
next admin needs to seize every last penny
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
“AI will wipe out humanity” If I have to hear this bit one more time I hope it fuckin does
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Asawin Suebsaeng @swin24.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I need younger generations to understand how weird it is that trump is such a unique terrible fuck up that it’s actually correct to blame the president for a demonstrably shittier economy and costs
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 04/09/2026
Technology being everywhere doesn’t mean it belongs everywhere. The tech industry wants us to believe that AI in early education is not only inevitable, but necessary. We don't see it that way. This week, we announced a moratorium on generative AI for public school students in 2-K to 8th grade.
We’re eliminating AI use for students in 2-K through 8th grade for the upcoming school year.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 03/09/2026
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Ladies And Gentleman, We Got Him Press Conference
ALT: Ladies And Gentleman, We Got Him Press Conference
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
as a texan there's a big difference between the semi acceptable Bible-As-History suggested here vs. what is going to be implemented, which is Bible-Is-History. Our kids will fail their history tests if they don't do standardized rote memorization of biblical stories as if they happened
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Not that it excuses it, but does explain the Colorado governors’ sweetheart treatment of that election denier
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Gonna Hasan post. This is a thirty minute video so you’d be forgiven for skipping but I’ve never seen a media smear campaign like this in my lifetime. Very scary, elevated level of lying that I previously thought was a bridge too far even for the frequent offenders youtu.be/uckyXolW0Tg?...
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I THINK IT'S TIME TO SUE
YouTube video by HasanAbi
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Everyone calls him Reacher but real ones know that’s BMS’S GOAT All American Middle Linebacker, Thad Castle
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
“I stopped talking to my therapist. I felt like I was ranting like a lunatic and he was listening politely and asking me, ‘Is the bad man in the room with you right now?’” On how 21st century fascists make you sound crazy: badfaithtimes.com/they-make-yo...
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The Fascists Are Making You Sound Crazy
You will appear to be a complete lunatic if you explain the political realities of competitive authoritarianism.
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
JUST WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Spent most of this weekend building/organizing this work bench can I get a hell ya brother
Impeccably clean and organized work bench in garage, peak male performance
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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The Old Hack @the-old-hack.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
anyone tried to buy dining room chairs recently because uh, what the fuck
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
a lot of you will never experience the joy of putting [sic] into a legal brief and that makes me sad
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
one of the defining characteristics of modern conservativism is not being assed to do anything for anyone, ever, which extends to their own idols!
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Today is an important reminder that you must do everything you can to survive. You have to outlive the demons making this world worse
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS BABY youtu.be/cE0wfjsybIQ?...
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Noisestorm - Crab Rave (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Noisestorm
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
lol rest in piss idiot, get fucked
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Tomorrow: “we halted all special operations, but our indiscriminate bombing of southern Lebanon is usual course of business, definitely not stopping that”
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 09/07/2026
Return Of The Horsedip

90% of news articles now are just "rich dipshit says some stuff"
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This fucking sucks, man. Why. Fuck this State.
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
so is platner gonna uncover his tattoo now or
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
pls hold on egypt we need this
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If USMNT wants to win a World Cup trump either needs to accept the light of Allah into his life or we elect a Muslim president stat
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
HOOOOOLLLYYY SHITTT THAT GOAL WAS SICK
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Fuck scotus all my homies hate scotus
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 22/06/2026
Centrist Americans being mystified by Kier Starmer's unpopularity despite him doing everything they're always telling Democrats to do is so funny. Just the biggest dumbasses around.
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This was also my reaction having terry blacks for the first time
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
idk if it's widely enjoyed but i've always said there are two types of people in this world--people who hate bloody marys, and liars
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
is this a record for time between announced strikes and abandonment of said strikes?
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
ugh ok fine AOC/Biden 2028 you got me
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Darkly funny that we’re watching the president die in real time and when he inevitably dies, millions of people will swiftly conclude the visibly decaying 80 year-old was killed by a woke CIA Judeo-transgender conspiracy to shrink video game boobs and make Star Wars worse.
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Just opened a box of milk duds that had exactly one dud in it. Who’s joining my false advertisement lawsuit
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 12/05/2026
🚨🐶PUPDATE🐶🚨 the table queen is in her element
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
If this surprises you, you need to kill the version of hasan piker you have in your head
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
every day trump wakes up and does 50 impeachable things by lunch and every day i get a different text from a democrat asking me for money
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
this oil is very rare, comes from deep in the jungles of amazon, milked from a near-extinct ancient serpent that is guarded by an indigenous tribe that only i have made contact with. it's really getting important you pay me for the oil. you can delegate your life
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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
happy Piccolo Day
Demon King Piccolo (a green demon with antennae (but actually Namekian)) from Dragon Ball, saying "Therefore every May 9th will be celebrated as Piccolo Day"
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Republicans have only played by “heads I win tails you lose” rules my entire lifetime and I don’t know what it will take for elected dems to act accordingly
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chef boy r dyl @brothlsprout.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Why does my son’s elementary school need canvas. That work should only be done on big tear out pieces of paper that are stained from tears of frustration
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
whoever leaked that he’s panicking about leaks is the funniest person in the government
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Ryan H. @ryan.blacksky.app · 07/05/2026
da share zone meme of a skeleton running, saying 'Just walk out - you can leave!!!'

work
social thing
nymphs
Poseidon
too fancy memory fruit store
Cyclops
Charybdis
Zeus if you're quick
witch situationships

if it sucks... hit da bricks!! real winners quit
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