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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Oh I’m watching something online alright… Christmas Market tour videos. #Christmas #Acorns

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Knicks win the NBA Finals. I think this was a lesser-known passage in Revelation.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Can I just come in with an observation? I think the screenwriter for this year’s French Open needs to undergo a drug test. #FrenchOpen

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

This November: From sea to shining sea, kick the racists in the teeth!

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I said, “Hey, what’s going on?”

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

And now, Things That Haven’t Been Said in America in the Last 250 Years: - Barber, give me the Trump. - La-Z-Boy is always happy to see you, Mr. Vance. - I got my diet plan from Dr. Oz. - People don’t need to see my American flag flying from my pickup. - Man, Elon’s a genius. #America250

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

It’s times like these that I’m happy to be vacationing in Europe and not watching TV while I’m over there. Somebody call Alexander Armstrong, because we just found a pointless speech.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

They tried to rig the game, but you can’t fake influence. - Kendrick Lamar

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

I know things are not great and will continue to not be great, but I’d like to share something that’s been keeping me sane: Sporcle quizzes! Here’s the latest ones I’ve made: www.sporcle.com/playlists/Ot...

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Sorry I’ve been gone for so long. I’ve been trying to manage my mental health because of… well, everything. I’ve just come back to say we need more Al Greens and Jasmine Crocketts in the Democratic Party

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Lone Skum can eat it! Twitter account is officially gone! BlueSky is my permanent home now!

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I was struggling with how I feel about everything, but this sums it it up very well. America’s isn’t perfect and won’t be for a while, but it’s worth fighting for. Be there and act to truly make America better.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

There’s a clear vibe shift going around. They woke the sleeping giant. Now, whatever we can do, we make them pay.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

If you’re reading this, get mad. Do the job nobody has the cajones to do. We will win in the end.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

I have only one insight for that other happening today: Beyonce called, she wants her hat back.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Feels good to have the squirrel and fox team up! Welcome to my world, @getyourfoxyback.bsky.social!

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Tonight, Justin Herbert threw as many interceptions as years we will be telling idiot voters, “We f*cking told you so.” Really, football gods? You couldn’t let the Chargers have this one? #NFLPlayoffs

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Less than two weeks away from pure disorganized chaos masquerading as a tale of building a new society filled the worst people you know. Or as that’s known in the cinematic world, Francis Ford Coppola’s Megalopolis. Forget the club, Trump needs to go back to da cliiiink. #Acorns

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

I’m just going to say this: If you are trying to get me to see your OnlyFans, live chat, or whatever virus-laden adult site, I will NEVER follow you. I know what happens in Her; don’t fall in love with bots. They’re not gonna stop, are they?

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

To recap: - A driver killed 15 and injured 35 in New Orleans - A Cybertruck exploded in Vegas in front of a Trump hotel, killing a person - 10 people were shot at a nightclub in Queens It’s only January 2nd.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

To everyone on BlueSky, I wish you a Happy New Year! 2025 will be a challenge for many of us, but as long as we can do what we can, we’ll find a way to the other side. Let’s get to work, Acorns.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

I don’t think there’s anything I could add to what everyone has shared about Jimmy Carter. He was a shining example of what you could do with a heart of gold. Thank you, Mr. President.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Happy to be spending the last of 2024 in Venice with my family. As always, sunsets here are just the best!

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Welcome to the Oak Tree, @palmerreport.com! I didn’t realize I was going to become a big mover and shaker this time a few days ago. And yet, my Acorn count continues growing. Let’s get to 10K before 2025!

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

As I watch Christmas Vacation with my family, another famous Acorn appears on the tree: @margaretcho.bsky.social! I never even came close to anything like this on my other platforms! In case she’s reading this, I’m curious: what’s ‘squirrel’ in Korean? #Acorns

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Now I know I’ve hit the big time! @joncooper-us.bsky.social follows me, and he’s gonna learn that I resist pure idiocy with squirrels, in particular if they’re animated Texans with lots of inventions and a mastery in karate. And crushing on Sandy Cheeks is still saner than 47’s administration.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Thanks to a Christmas #MEGABOOST, I’ve now jumped to over 6k followers! Now that’s a mighty oak tree my Acorns can grow on! This pleases Bryce, and his recently-discovered sister Sabrina!

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through BlueSky Brooks and all his #Acorns Enjoyed bidding Gaetz goodbye Soon they’d be nestled All snug in their beds As visions of coconut tree memes Danced in their heads Merry Christmas to all of y’all!

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Sure hope you’re having a wonderful Christmas Eve with the ones you love. And if you’re in Vienna, you might be seeing this walking around.

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Bill @bill-maxwell.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

I'm going to keep doing starter packs. If you want to be added to one, just like, reply, and repost this post so I know who wants to be on them. 💙🌊💙🔄❤️👋🏻💙🌊💙

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

So I now have an actual Grammy winner following me now. @bebewinans123.bsky.social is the most famous Acorn on my tree, and he’s gonna learn that not only am I a Christian man, but also a self-proclaimed Sandy Cheeks enjoyer. #Acorns

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

To everybody reading this, Happy Festivus! To anyone who wants in, I invite you to take part in the annual Airing of Grievances. We’ve got a lot of problems with some people, and now you’re gonna hear it! #Festivus #Acorns

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Thanks to @azbrittney.bsky.social, I’ve now cracked 1K followers! And there are going to be many, many more by the time I wake up here on my European vacation! Say hi to all our new followers, Bryce! I swear he can stare into the soul of any person. #Acorns

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

And today makes over 500 followers in a little over two weeks! I’m so honored to be getting this much attention from you ladies and gentlemen. And I have a feeling that we’re not even close to being done! Let’s Go #Acorns!

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

When we’re needed to fight back, answer the call as if you’re my stuffed squirrel posing for a picture in Vienna. If anybody’s wondering, his name is Bryce and he poses for a lot of my pictures. #Acorns

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

I’m looking to build my BlueSky to unbelievable heights. Let’s create so many #Acorns that we’ll make a mighty oak tree!

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

So what if Tennessee couldn’t beat Ohio State? Our state wasn’t responsible for J.D. Vance being a thing. So who’s really winning? Then again, my home county elected Kane as its mayor.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Since I’m gaining lots of followers these past few days, I just wanted to say thank you. That and Lone Skum deserves to be in the Oval Office as much as Indiana deserved to be in the College Football Playoff. Go Vols!

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Just wanted to remind you that Trump’s people include Mr. Brainworm, a Russian cosplayer, two guys who sell questionable medicine, a guy who rambles about werewolves, a guy who makes trades based on Madden ratings, and the dumbest/richest man in human history. Again, let the squirrels rule. #acorns

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

To those bot accounts trying to follow me, you’ll never be her. For those who are not familiar with my Facebook persona, Sandy Cheeks loving is a massive portion of it. #acorns

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Here in Vienna with a lovely Christmas tree proud of the fact that my BlueSky family keeps growing. I’ve got lots of references and one-liners to tell you, and I’m ready to share them with my Acorns. #merrychristmas #acorns

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