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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Behold the power of cheese! The three-peat is dead! #ByeLA

Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

As a Titans fan, I can tell you Cam Ward is playing like a guy who knows he’s gonna be working at Wal-Mart this spring. #Titans

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Hey #Acorns, how do you feel about this story premise I made a couple of days ago? Sounding like a 50’s B-movie, an alien Duck woman arrives on Earth to begin a conquest miss for the Quackilon Empire. But the more time she spends on Earth, the more she wants to protect it. Weird but fun, right?

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Fun fact: If you ask an AI chatbot to make an image of a stereotypical slimeball politician, it just spits out an image of Ken Paxton.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 15/06/2026

Oh I’m watching something online alright… Christmas Market tour videos. #Christmas #Acorns

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Knicks win the NBA Finals. I think this was a lesser-known passage in Revelation.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

When you realize all of Trump’s products are scams:

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

Can I just come in with an observation? I think the screenwriter for this year’s French Open needs to undergo a drug test. #FrenchOpen

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

This November: From sea to shining sea, kick the racists in the teeth!

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

Anybody not named Merrick Garland were in charge.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

I said, “Hey, what’s going on?”

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

AKA He’d meet the same fate as Lockjaw in One Battle After Another.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

And now, Things That Haven’t Been Said in America in the Last 250 Years: - Barber, give me the Trump. - La-Z-Boy is always happy to see you, Mr. Vance. - I got my diet plan from Dr. Oz. - People don’t need to see my American flag flying from my pickup. - Man, Elon’s a genius. #America250

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Adam, this is literally the South Park meme. Step 1: Overthrow Maduro Step 2: ??? Step 3: Profit!

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

I find it just as wild that somebody was willing to have sex with Stephen Miller and give birth to his kids.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 18/12/2025

It’s times like these that I’m happy to be vacationing in Europe and not watching TV while I’m over there. Somebody call Alexander Armstrong, because we just found a pointless speech.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 15/10/2025

They tried to rig the game, but you can’t fake influence. - Kendrick Lamar

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

I know things are not great and will continue to not be great, but I’d like to share something that’s been keeping me sane: Sporcle quizzes! Here’s the latest ones I’ve made: www.sporcle.com/playlists/Ot...

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Sorry I’ve been gone for so long. I’ve been trying to manage my mental health because of… well, everything. I’ve just come back to say we need more Al Greens and Jasmine Crocketts in the Democratic Party

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

Lone Skum can eat it! Twitter account is officially gone! BlueSky is my permanent home now!

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

I was struggling with how I feel about everything, but this sums it it up very well. America’s isn’t perfect and won’t be for a while, but it’s worth fighting for. Be there and act to truly make America better.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

There’s a clear vibe shift going around. They woke the sleeping giant. Now, whatever we can do, we make them pay.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

I can’t believe I’m using Chappelle’s Show now, but if only Trump got ruined because he decided to keep it real.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

If you’re reading this, get mad. Do the job nobody has the cajones to do. We will win in the end.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

This. Make this the message of 2026. Make the working class see that the billionaires ruined their lives.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 26/01/2025

I thought you were going say “seducing a deer, making it fall in love with you, realizing it is the one, and entering a loving, stable relationship.”

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 22/01/2025

Billy Ray looks like he just found out the park installed anti-homeless features on their benches.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

That’s just what I’m gonna be calling these idiots for as long as I live.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

GSN for me, only because I got sick today.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Perfect as the Trumps are set to robble robble from everyone whose bank accounts don’t have ten figures.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

I have only one insight for that other happening today: Beyonce called, she wants her hat back.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

I’ll be doing Game Show Network once I get back home from work. Did you know they’re airing Ken Jennings-hosted Jeopardy now? Soon, Tic-Tac-Dough will be airing new episodes!

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

When this is over, Trump will hopefully be lucky to fill a Burger King for a rally.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Vivek, that’s the door hitting you on your way out.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Please use up all the political capital you have to save TikTok, Trump. Maybe then voters might use their brains and reconsider- *snickering* Can’t finish that sentence.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

The anti-vax movement just being a front for lining the pockets of Big Conspiracy Products is a conspiracy theory I’d actually believe in.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Feels good to have the squirrel and fox team up! Welcome to my world, @getyourfoxyback.bsky.social!

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 16/01/2025

Go find the island Tom Hanks was stranded on in Cast Away.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

And also a reminder that we’d be doing good to sell off Ohio to Canada. You know, cause of football?

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

*insert Taco Bell sound effect here*

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

I don’t actively buy any followers, but it have accidentally happened through starter packs. That and being on a moderation list is making me more selective in who I choose to follow back.

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Brooks Bannister @brooksbannister.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

On behalf of Leo Pardi, Chairman of the Leopards Eating Peoples’ Faces Party, they do not need to have a warning considering the mandate they received from voters last fall.

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