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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 13h
Motherfucking Brewers. Infuriating.
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 16h
bears, etc
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 17h
It’s always been hard for NFL teams to go up against the disciplined play and competent coaching of the Chicago Bears.
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 17h
Mups have been lit in Chicago
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 18h
Now apparently NFL games as well. A game between a team from New York/New Jersey and Illinois should never have to see bigoted gutter faux populism from Texas.
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 18h
That entire quarter felt like Ben Johnson stubbornly saying he wasn’t sneaking it because that’s for losers and decided to progressively get the ball carrier farther and farther away to up the level of difficulty
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 19h
lol Jets busy posing and doing their little skit literally during it being called back. Losers.
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 19h
The ref crew needs to get fucked. This game has all the rhythm of TNF between the Titans and Bengals
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 19h
Get that Ken Paxton ad all the way the fuck out of here
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 19h
Tim Brando calling an NFL game is extreme pervert shit.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 20h
Probably a smart idea. People love North Ohio. It’s all we talk about “god I wish I could visit North Ohio”
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Amazing how shitty and solvable the Padres lineup seems against Not The Cubs
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Political ads during sports needs to be moved into cigarette/hard liquor territory and just not allowed at all. Until then, I absolutely should not see disgusting (pretty much all anti trans in some way) local state ads just because I’m watching college teams from those states. Insane.
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I absolutely do not want either team to make it this far, but morbid curiosity on how absolutely shitty Rays-Brewers World Series ratings would be. We are talking sub-NHL territory here.
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Illinois losing on homecoming to PURDUE???
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wow crazy a Ryan Day team is struggling to use their tremendous talent advantage and playing right into an opponents hands.
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This Guardians lineup is STINKY
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Everyone justifiably makes fun of the eXXXtreme Big 12/Monster logo but a giant “Venmo B1G Rivalry Series (brought to you by Carl’s Jr.)” logo is just as dumb.
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Michigan just needs more resources, media glazing, & dirty money and they might think about being Minnesota’s equals.
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lol oops
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lol the Barack HUSSEIN Obama ass tone on each and every anti Abdul El-Sayed is somehow even more over the top than I expected
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
American League Champion Chicago White Sox is more than possible given how mega ass the AL is and this ideal matchup path.
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Good to see Pat Fitzgerald football remains unwatchable.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh wow you're a tiny small market team and you play a different brand of baseball and you have good vibes. should we have a party? should we call the Milwaukee Brewers?
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Lauren Dracula 🧛‍♀️ @beavisetc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is true and says a lot about how underwhelming the Cubs have been for the last eight years or so
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Northwestern/Ryan Field experience used to just be shitty, outdated, and pathetic all while filled with 80% away fans Now it’s just the blandest over consultant MBA brained shit with like zero college atmosphere and still will be 80% full of away fans.
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I can’t believe Penn State roster of a ton of Iowa State runoff isn’t proving to light the world on fire.
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sophie Cunningham with a cool -18 in an elimination game. The battle against woke goes on.
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Aside from certain chud ass players and certain other annoying whiny entitled floppers, and the sentient bag of racist mayonnaise fanbase, Indiana Fever is an underrated terrible name.
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Will @heymynameiswill.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Braves game ops
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Cubs runs scored in playoff game losses (2017-) 3 0 2 1 1 0 1 0 0 3 3 1 0 1* (just gonna go ahead and add this one to the list and they are clearly done caring/scoring)
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Only one strike away from being the peak 2026 Cubs memorial bullpen performance.
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Inning perfectly hinged on that diabolically shitty Shaw AB. Somehow an even worse baseball player than he is a person which is WILD.
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Easily the shittiest ostensively “good” offense I’ve maybe ever seen? It’s got to be they bum slayed to inflate the numbers but as seemingly has been the case since 2017, maybe the easiest to scheme and scout kinds of players with obvious holes and dreadful talent development and FA targets
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Pointless Exercise @pointlessexercise.com · 01/10/2026
Cubs are averaging 1.8 runs per game in their last 16 playoff games.
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Man, if only the Cubs had a proven postseason performer like Cody Bellinger.
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I will find the person that thought we needed Clayton Kershaw not only on a broadcast, but what can only be described as akin to what they had Booger McFarland doing and just like roving and talking over shit as if this fucker has anything to say other than how to crack under pressure.
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Absolutely devastating result for Philly fans who now can’t be performatively mad or act like nothing ever goes their way for at least a few more days.
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Astros laying it on even thicker than the Cubs or Red Sox and clearly just want to go home as soon as possible.
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Probably not the greatest sign for my brain and the lack of seriousness that is this era of Cubs baseball that until yesterday, I had zero recollection that they won the WC series last year against the Padres.
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Another extension for Jed, Cubs got a hit
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just think, if they wouldn’t have sputtered to the end of the regular season the Cubs could be doing this at home instead.
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You know the Cubs are locked in when they are getting absolutely dominated by something called “Michael King”. Still plenty of time for the meaningless Ian Happ HR to make it 6-1 in the 8th.
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 30/09/2026
Have we discussed the Astros winning their division at 81-81 and then having the unmitigated audacity to do a bullpen game in Game 1 of the postseason? That's disgusting. A bigger affront to baseball than the trash can thing
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh hell yeah, let’s get this over quickly, baby
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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it's time for playoff basebal
jack white looking upset at a cubs game
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Sox eeking into the playoffs largely just because the other teams in play all were, in a word, terrible and then being rewarded playing the worst division winner of all time is certainly smart work.
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Openers is one of those things I can see the data on and still think it is dumb and overly game theory dork shit. Especially in the playoffs, and BOTH teams.
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Brocktoon @brockt00n.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Honestly kind of wild they are letting any American League teams in the playoffs this year.
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