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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 8h
This is it. The link from a google search ends at the same place
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
@joesonka.lpm.org here he is
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Are we, the viewers, but reflections of Marge? We laugh at Homer, but we love him
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I also wouldn't mind narrower amici filings. Too many filings makes it feel like public comment rather than deciding the law in a specific case
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Pitch it as getting the caseload Supreme Court back to par. Gotta get more justices, circuits, district courts, all of it to make sure that as America grows, the court can continue to decide cases efficiently
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Ironclad seeing fysh “Damage me with cards? Buddy, I already do that.”
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Let’s get rid of the people skills departments. Our business is a direct robot to robot business, like every business ever
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Just add "Luke, I am your Father" from the second one, and I'm in
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
His hack speak here you gotta contrast with the republican he ran against: a man appealing contempt charges related to when he abandoned his son in a foreign country
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Teachers be like "Comma splices are evil. Don't write run on sentences. Go read 'A Tale of Two Cities'."
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
fans in '99: "ugh, the new star wars is about, like, trade route blockades? small, energy-rich states fending off robot armies? what??"
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Oxford Button Downs? No son, get me multiple colors of the Garfield shirt
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Andy Barr’s seat covers Lexington, KY— a decently liberal city (Harris beat Trump 83k to 57k). This seems morally repugnant and politically dumb. Especially since Afghanistanis are the third largest nationality to immigrate to Lexington from 2018-2022, according to Kentucky Refugee Ministries
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Also, estate tax federal threshold was 675,000 in 2001. That’s 1.3 million today. If your spouse died then, you couldn’t use their unused exemption. But our current estate tax threshold is 15 million per person. Together, a married couple have 30 million
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Estate taxes are so funny because people expect to pay taxes on receiving big gifts or winning the lottery. But they are some of the most emotional taxes. Even if every estate planner has lost count of the times people told them “I’ll be dead, so why do I care.”
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Judge is saying “I can’t give what the plaintiffs seek.” Practically, this is the judge saying “I’m not touching this. Ask the court of appeals if I can order the Secretary of State to defy the Feds.”
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The cool kids don't make you sign an NDA to attend their rager
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Another problem: politics is a popularity contest; these justices are not popular
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
It looks like the agent who shot the man saw that the gun was gone before he shot
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/11/2025
tfw u need seven samurai
'Seven Samurai' (1954)
dir: Akira Kurosawa 

a thoughtful figure saying

two or three samurai won't suffice.
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 14/11/2025
From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Kinda weird he would post this about himself
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
🚫 NO DMS 🚫 NO CRYPTO 🚫 NO TELLING ME THAT SOMETHING IS "BOFA" 🚫 NO SLEIGHT OF HAND TO MAKE IT APPEAR AS THOUGH YOU HAVE PULLED A QUARTER OUT OF MY EAR 🚫 NO PRETENDING TO HAVE "GOTTEN MY NOSE" 🚫 NO ASKING ME "PETE AND RE-PEAT WERE IN A BOAT, PETE FELL OUT, WHO WAS LEFT" 🚫
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I love that one possible reading of “just by reading this, I think you’re gay” is that reading his long, gossipy message makes you gay
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Social media lets us see more of people’s thoughts. Thoughts that seem abnormal. Turns out we all are a little Dale Gribble
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
guy in 3000 bc: remember when tools were made of stone 🪨 now every thing is bronze 😡 we used to live in cave ⛰️ now we sleep in hut 😪 instead of hunting ox 🐮 we make them pull plow 🌾 who else wish we could go back 😩
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Tony Soprano: I’m stressed out of my mind, I gotta see a psychiatrist. No one: Maybe cut back on drinking and cigars? Tony: I’m gonna cheat of my wife
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
It’s him but centel is the parody account
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
The words at the bottom indicate this is through 2020. When did the recording stop? I would expect the trends to rebound after Covid, but with continued decline
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
To love well is to condemn myself everyday to care for the least of these.
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Back in my day, when you heard the word pot, you immediately thought roast. Now kids hear pot and think smoking. It’s an epidemic! To solve America’s problems people need to think about roasts more
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
What did the University of Pennsylvania Zoologist, who is into crafts, ask the other University of Pennsylvania Zoologist who is into crafts? Knit any lions?
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broberon.bsky.social @broberon.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Yesterday, a dog pooped the floor in Costco. It was massive. It stank. So I gotta give the double chunk chocolate dookie a doom.
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