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connie

@conniela.bsky.social
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sentient rock with googly eyes, residing in los angeles.

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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
the most accurate love island ranking, tbh
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
this is somehow the most fitting choice for team usa.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
fozzie doing a residency at the mothership, tho.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
hey @briween.bsky.social it's us <3
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
it's that time of year when everyone forgets the accent over the é
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
"i'm a very visual person, can you make this button something fun like purple?"
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
the design of the logo feels so disjointed and lacks any kind of strong brand. i honestly don't know if this was an ai-generated logo or if this was actually created by a designer, but either option makes me really sad. and also blind, cause that blue hurts my fucking eyes.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
hotels that have maximum weight limits for pet stays: fuck you. sincerely, fuck you.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
i don't think there have ever been 4 panels that explain who i am as accurately as this.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
honestly, why is fascist design so bad? at least make your propaganda look visually appealing.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
hell yeah los angeles
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
me @ everything rn
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
i won't even my husband my real name but sure, i'm going to unload all my fears, secrets, and hopes to a database that's just going to tell text scammers how they can manipulate me out of the hundreds of dollars i have in my savings account.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
bitches learned the definition of "brand equity"
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
the fact that this headline is about "refusal" to use AI instead of hey, maybe some people didn't need to use it to begin with. maybe guys can stop telling us what's best for us.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
this is so much of the ux design market right now.
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a cartoon character says " i-it boggles the mind " while holding a glass
Alt: frank grimes, a cartoon character from the simpsons, is expressing anger over homer simpson's stupidity and says " i-it boggles the mind" while his coworkers tell him not to think about it.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
the internet was a mistake.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
goddamn this never fails. bless you tom holland.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
can someone please research the connection between dark ui design and chuds? there has to be sort of trauma-bond there.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
18f and the whole of u.s. digital services was such an inspiration to designers like me. their guides on design methods, ux research, accessibility, ds best practices are fantastic and most importantly, free for all (for now, i guess). this is all so fucking vile.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
my dog is my villain. and she is so happy
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
"this is fine" but 2025 and not cute.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
so when a guy collects his girlfriend's hair, it's fun and goes viral. but when a girl collects her husband's hair, it's suddenly a "crime" and "grounds for divorce"
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
my 8th grade ‘science’ project was about how ticketmaster was scamming everyone with their fees. i did the whole 3-panel posterboard about it and everything. i got a C, i think, for effort.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 12/12/2024
14/10 for Henry
a screenshot of a tweet from Emily Brier that reads: "Have we discussed how Henry was the ring bear(er) at our elopement and stole the show with this one single photo." it's accompanied by a picture of a bride in a knee-length white dress holding a bouquet and facing her groom in a suit with only an officiant standing nearby. their dog, a big fluffy white guy, is sticking his head in from the left side of frame and looking directly at the camera with only his mischievous eyes.
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 04/12/2024
This might the funniest video ever made
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
she could've said nothing and just existed in public with a mask, and still would've gotten this dumb outrage. we legit had people wearing tights for pants for YEARS and yet nothing.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
hi, i'm a ui ux your-title-here designer! my greatest hits include: - no updates from me - we legally can't make the legal text smaller - it depends on the context - yes, we should definitely explore that post-mvp
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
watched the substance again on thanksgiving and the obsession is leeching back into my veins. gotta find a elisabeth sparkle giant yellow coat before black friday deals are over.
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
decided to start feeding the random cats who sometimes show up in the front yard. this is gonna end up great, right?
stranger cat in a desert-like garden
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connie @conniela.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
yeah, i don’t know what i’m doing here.
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