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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

my self-esteem waiting as i check myself in the mirror each morning:

dr. hibbert waiting to punch hugo (bart's evil twin) in the face after luring him to look at his reflection in the mirror for the first time. his face bears a neutral expression and his right hand is balled into a fist.

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

maybe they modeled him on tiny homer from the "simpsons family but in reverse size order" couch gag

tiny homer from a couch gag where the simpsons reverse their sizes

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

the second-most deadly weapon? weaponry.

norm macdonald sitting at the SNL weekend update desk circa mid-'90s

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

at least we know she's an angel now according to that one episode of Designing Women

Dolly Parton in Designing Women, wearing a very sparkly very Dolly outfit while talking to Charlene (Jean Smart) who's in a nightgown in "heaven"

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

if you see this, you're legally obligated to quote with your favorite Star Wars character

john candy as barf in spaceballs (1987), the best star wars movie ever made

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

"well, i think it may be very comforting to go bye-bye, and i want to earn it." -- tim curry, on death absolute unit

tim curry, 80, seated in a wheelchair speaking to someone off-camera. he wears a black button-up shirt.

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

my answer when asked by any automated texting apparatus, whether by AI or on the topic of AI:

a text exchange which reads:

"Hi BRIAN,
Looking to invest into companies like OpenAI & Anthropic before IPO? Open our fund for 5 new investors.

Interested?

STOP to opt out"

response:
"fuck right off"

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

ever asked a dead guy to give up a seat? they're noticeably unresponsive

NY Times headline/lede that reads:

"Why Mitch McConnell Isn't Giving Up His Senate Seat

Democrats are demanding that the Kentucky Republican resign. Others who were sidelined for far longer faced no such calls, but times are changing."

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam or Alice In Chains

album cover for Midnight Marauders by A Tribe Called Quest (1993)

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

wait a minute... that's not Mitch McConnell, that's just Kevin Kline wearing glasses!

poster for the movie Dave (1993) starring Kevin Kline and Sigourney Weaver. he is looking at her as she is removing his glasses and looking toward the viewer in disbelief.

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

"and remember, photocopies are not admissible as memories"

richard belzer as detective john munch on arrested development

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

oh, you'll hit 100 eps in no time and you have one man to thank for that

richard belzer as det. john munch in what appears to be a publicity photo for law and order: svu, given how grey his hair is

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

raise your hand if you regret using your country's treasury to pay for a drone show that celebrated this man

a moment in a japanese drone show celebrating the 250th anniversary of the founding of the united states on july 4, 2026. drones form the images of prime minister sanae takaichi, triumphantly thrusting her right arm in the air to indicate her choice to align herself with one of history's greatest monsters, and us president donald trump, wearing a baseball cap that says "USA" and leveraging his drone-based left arm to prevent himself from losing his balance on his drone-based swollen ankles and collapsing onto the cityscape below.

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

🇺🇸 happy 250th birthday, america 🎆

kent brockman says: "and i for one welcome our new insect overlords."

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

we've officially entered the "adam sandler halloween costume ideas" era of hollywood moviemaking we did it you guys

adam sandler at the snl weekend update desk as "crazy spoon head" circa 1991

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

i disagreed with this statement because i don't think it's funny when people with shitty political views die because it's not funny when they die, it's important

"It is funny when people with shitty political views die."

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

confirmed: ally also if this ruins wordle for you today i kind of don't care happy pride

an incredible wordle run where the guesses are:

AUDIO
LUNGE
TUNER
QUEER

and "queer" is the correct answer

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

and this is the organization whose report is referred to in the headline

a screenshot from the "About" page of the IDC, which reads:

"We are the tech intelligence layer of the AI economy.
Building a world where the most trusted technology intelligence makes everyone better at what they do."

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

then centrists need to refine their appreciation of art and beauty because oh my word this is just gorgeous

a gleeful protestors tosses a gallant arc of milkshake at nigel farage, voted britain's most milkshakeable knobhead for every year since the first such competition

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

i will never get over the logo of randy johnson's photo studio

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

please don't start your post with an image of this man's puckering asshole of a mouth i'm about to barf

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

hey guys i'm finally in a group chat

my and the other two people i am in a group chat with, you should talk to them they are very lively!

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

just got an email from a staffing agency inviting me to interview for a position with their AI interview bot and this was my reply

email from brian that reads:

"Hi Team at [REDACTED],

This is horrifying.
Do not, under any circumstances, email or text me with a request like this again. I do not do interviews with AI. Giving it a name doesn't make it a person.
Thank you for doing your part to further entrench the creeping dystopia we all live in now."

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

this may be my favorite part of the game and i only half-joke that i want this dialog box as a bumper magnet

dialog box for ultros from f3/ff6, saying: "don't tease the octopus, kids!"

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

chuffed to learn david hyde pierce casually refers to gilbert and sullivan as "g&s" the same way the rest of us call guns n' roses "gnr"

david hyde pierce wearing a grey sweater over a grey and black plaid collared shirt. he speaks in an interview on cbs sunday morning from 2025.

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

wait so does that make all of synthwave bisexual ok just checking i'm on board happy pride

synthwave cityscape with grid pattern streets and scanlined skyscrapers under a starlit sky. it is various shades of red, pink, purple, blue and black that gradient and blend into one another.

the bisexual flag. it is deep pink on top and dark blue on bottom with a purple horizontal stripe in the middle.

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

best use of iron-on letters in history

"keith richards wearing a 'who the fuck is mick jagger?' t-shirt during the rolling stones' tour of the americas in 1975"

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

i have never seen a single episode of star trek, how did i do

Star Trek TNG title screen with a spaceship on it (probably an Enterprise of some sort) and the chyron: "The Dingbat's Apothecary"

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