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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻

@briween.bsky.social
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writer, raconteur, occasional roll-top desk. whip-smart and box-of-hammers-stupid. i'm not making it complicated on purpose, that's just how i think. something something simpsons reference

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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i remember hearing about this movie and then remarking aloud, "this sounds so bleak i don't think there's any coming back from watching it" and heeeeeell no never gonna
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
we have? mercy, i'll drink to that
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i bet they knew that too
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"lie down" don't worry your editor would have caught it
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
'tis but a dream
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
alien vs. predator tagline x 1000
alien vs. predator movie poster
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i like those odds!
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
either it's the screwed up look on his face or the baggy coat over his baggier body but his hands look tiny in this picture
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
korean pop music
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
saw the Madden trailer, hey cool, but also why does nic cage sound like buffalo bill from silence of the lambs
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
flim springfield
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
just in time for hannukah
aljazeera.com
NAZA, Israeli film on Gaza, to stream for free after theatrical run
Co-director Yuval Abraham says documentary exposing Israeli abuses will be available online in November.
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i detest lookalike contest subject-on-lookalike contest subject violence
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
somewhere behind this wad of a man's dead eyes is the knowledge that diluting the concept and purpose of asylum will make it harder for those who claim actual asylum and really do need it to get it
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
tough to say, like most people this border crossing has surprised me before
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
taking accountability is good first step we are proud of Road
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i'll be claiming asylum in my bathroom later because i don't recognize my office as having a toilet
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
that one pink floor knows how to party
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
or has any opinions about anything
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
new epitaph unlocked
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
great, my plans are ruined now
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
you set us up! well done
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
if i told you i've never shaken a digit as i admonished someone who wasn't present, i will have become a liar also i hope the dog does understand her and is just ignoring her bc how annoying
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
so there's no chance she's addressing... the voices
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
who says she's talking to the dog
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
that's what the dedicated epipen drawer is for
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
maybe they modeled him on tiny homer from the "simpsons family but in reverse size order" couch gag
tiny homer from a couch gag where the simpsons reverse their sizes
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
top causes of deaths in history: god, followed closely by asshole
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
sorry, my SAD turns me into someone i don't even recognize
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
clearly you're not in chicago or seattle
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
preparing my "i'm shocked" face for when rubio goes on a PR spree to tell everyone how he always tried to be the voice of reason and that's why we should elect him in 2028
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
guy has always been streets ahead
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
especially the second part: "POLITICS ARE AN AMORAL EXERCISE IN FUTILITY AND SEMIOTICS MATTER MORE THAN SUBSTANCE. ONE PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL TEAM IS WAY BETTER THAN THE REST OF THEM AND IT FEELS REALLY LOPSIDED. CHAIN WALLETS ARE ALSO A THING, BUT ONLY FOR A SHORT WHILE."
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
it's a living
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
"i'm calling it 'Hey-Hi, like 'hey, hi, how you doing' because it's so much friendlier, you know? and no one's ever thought of this and everyone loves it and everyone loves me and i am just so good at my job which is to rename things other people invented that are killing us all. ... i'm great!"
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
noOoOoOoOoOo
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
if my computer forces just one more restart i swear i'm gonna keep sitting here watching it but i'll be really huffy and indignant
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
eyoo
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
all hard-r dirtbag administration
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
is that even possible? we already have a Ted Cruz
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
headline: 80-year-old swamp monster who feeds on attention and human misery regrets banning news bureaus from drawing attention to his works of human misery
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Nicholas Cage: Okay Yes, Let's Do It
Alt: Nicolas Cage in Gone in 60 Seconds, taking one of the most Nicolas Cage dramatic pauses, the silence deafening, the tension mounting until his hands start shaking from their inability to hold back the words he's about to say, ready to erupt like water from a rapidly-warming geyser, until finally his words can be contained no longer and he crisply declares to an assemblage of ready-to-work car boosters, eyes trained on him as they await their orders: "okay, let's ride." he wears a black tee and black leather coat.
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
60 years on from the Gulf & Western acquisition of Paramount and no one's learned a thing. fewer script sales. fewer production jobs. product will just get worse and fill fewer exhibitor screens. sure, what jobs remain will stay in california... until it happens again. this solves nothing.
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
if someone makes an obvious sex pun, "😂🤣" telegraph you think they're hilarious and encourage them to keep going. if it happens again, be mysterious. clarity should be earned. also, ew.
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
that's the most polite agent of chaos i've ever heard of
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
when my younger brother did his first boom-boom in a big-boy toilet, he looked way less proud than this frickin wad
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
please crap
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
while i am constantly looking for more things in today's world to be hinged, this is a notably evergreen exception
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ignoranf really is bliff
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bri-llo-ween 🎃👻 @briween.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i now have two "sexiest organs in the human body" and so do you
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