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Britta Slade @brittaslade.bsky.social · 29/11/2024

My friends gave me enough notice (several years) that they were planning on having a baby, so I was able to make them a children's book about their cat going to look for them after they leave for the hospital to have their son.

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DanAAAAAAAAAA Boo-rube @dana-berube.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

Reminder that your odds of being attacked by a turkey are higher than you might think, so it’s important to stay vigilant and eat those motherfuckers before they try to eat you #TurkeyAttackSurvivor (Happy Thanksgiving, pals!)

Selfie of the poster looking concerned moments before the giant Tom turkey behind her attacks

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Britta Slade @brittaslade.bsky.social · 28/11/2024

New harm reduction idea: a safe use site where suburban dads can deepfry a turkey supervised by medics and firemen

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DanAAAAAAAAAA Boo-rube @dana-berube.bsky.social · 24/06/2024

Tech bros, stop making plagiarism machines and instead develop an app that connects people like me (good at words) with grieving people who need pro bono help writing and proofreading obituaries for their loved ones. It would be such a nice thing to do for people having a hard time.

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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 14/05/2024

immortalized as his old lady's tampon, there is a happy ending

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Britta Slade @brittaslade.bsky.social · 08/05/2024

Which color do you associate with each genre of fiction? Asking for a genre reveal party.

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Britta Slade @brittaslade.bsky.social · 05/05/2024

When a lighthouse dims its light, it's called "occulting" #TIL

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Britta Slade @brittaslade.bsky.social · 05/05/2024

According to Sam Bankman-Fried, Trad Widow is statistically more likely to be a great work of literature than Hamlet. Trust SBF. He has never been wrong. Read Trad Widow today.

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Britta Slade @brittaslade.bsky.social · 03/05/2024

Novels, like children, need 1000 hours outside #amediting

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𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚕𝚎𝚜 𝙲. 𝙼𝚊𝚗𝚗 @charlescmann.bsky.social · 03/05/2024

I was thinking that mounting the flashlight switch below the trigger deserves to be in some kind of Hall of Fame for terrible design. Then a pal said, "Forget about the switch. Think about it--they can only illuminate something by pointing a gun at it!"

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Britta Slade @brittaslade.bsky.social · 02/05/2024

Readers of my novel Trad Widow have told me "none of these words are in the Bible" Recent analysis reveals that 29.6% of the words in Trad Widow actually appear in the King James Bible

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Britta Slade @brittaslade.bsky.social · 29/04/2024

A fitting notification to get while reading Eliza Clark's Penance

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BOO! k HistoriAAAH 🎃 @book-historia.bsky.social · 29/04/2024

I’m visiting the Lawrence Public Library and found what is possibly the strongest opener for any book ever

A book drawn by a child, showing a swaddled baby in a bed captioned “When I was a baby, I was evil”

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Britta Slade @brittaslade.bsky.social · 28/04/2024

You can read the first two chapters of Trad Widow for free here: britta-slade.medium.com/trad-widow-b... Both ebook and paperback will be available for purchase this Wednesday!

britta-slade.medium.com

Trad Widow

The following is an excerpt from Trad Widow, a comedic murder mystery available in paperback and ebook here.

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DanAAAAAAAAAA Boo-rube @dana-berube.bsky.social · 22/04/2024

pov you're a trad wife social media influencer whose trad husband has inconveniently turned up dead (I got a sneak peek at part of this and can confirm it's smart and demented and funny in the best way)

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Britta Slade @brittaslade.bsky.social · 22/04/2024

Trad Widow now available for preorder: www.amazon.com/dp/B0D2C1JBD...