Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 01/04/2026This is 9/11 for bluesky users. Respect to her for admitting this. They should use AI more, maybe then they could get around to adding group chats. 1130
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 29/12/2025those genetically modified babies who are all 6'8", jacked, no diseases, never aging past 38, are going to be the biggest dickheads in human history when they grow up. 0121
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 20/12/2025podcast idea: every episode is a different famous person and they have a conversation with 3 people who have never heard of them, so the celebrity can experience what it is like to not be famous. 0150
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 01/11/2025NEW VIDEO: 14th April 1912 was quiet Sunday night in the busy North Atlantic shipping lanes, until the world's largest ship began transmitting a distress call. youtu.be/LZ22waX_x0Yyoutu.beThe Race to Save the TitanicYouTube video by BritMonkey 0120
Reposted by Michael⚡️🌙 @dystopiabreaker.xyz · 11/10/2025andymasley.substack.com/p/the-ai-wat...andymasley.substack.comThe AI water issue is fakeOn the national, local, and personal level 615936
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 27/09/2025fwiw I think Labour will U-turn on ID cards like they have U-turned on literally everything else so far. That said, I'm interesting in seeing how far I can go while refusing to get a cringe little app that probably won't even work. What are they gonna do? Arrest me? Bring it on!!!! 0100
Reposted by MichaelJohn Springford @johnspringford.bsky.social · 25/09/2025I received an email from Octopus today saying they're hiking their time-of-use tariff rates, in part, because consumers were too good at shifting their use to cheap periods, so they were losing money. This tells you how powerful price signals are in driving efficient use of the power system. 810725
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 26/08/2025🤓"heh...bet you didn't know Saint George was actually Turkish!" Saint George WAS English. He DID kill a dragon on St George's Day in 1066, then he wrote the Magna Carta with his blood, sending every European to Brexit jail. 👍🏴🇬🇧🌹 Don't like it I'll help you pack. 0130
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 24/08/2025I can tell if you *actually* hate AI or if you just performatively hate it because it's the "correct" socially enforced opinion in your friend circle. I know because I am also in this second group and I can spot you a mile off. 070
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 23/07/2025They should put one average-looking person on Love Island for comparison, to see if personality does matter 0100
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 17/07/2025Excellent, now we begin the campaign to let 16 year olds buy tobacco and alcohol and lottery tickets. IF YOU CAN VOTE, YOU CAN SMOKE. 😎🚬 081
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 01/07/2025As of today there are now 18 year olds in Britain who don't know a country outside of stagnation and decline... 171
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 11/06/2025It's not giving away the islands that bothers me, it's about paying for it. My entire life I've been told "um...we don't have enough money for nice things, sorry" and suddenly there's £30bn for a random African country to abolish their income tax. 060
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Remember to email your Labour MP and ask them to explain why they cut PIP payments "because we can't afford it" but then simultaneously agreed to give £101 million per year to Mauritius in exchange for literally nothing. 350
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 18/05/2025every drug I have ever taken, ranked best to worst nasal spray alcohol cannabis ibuprofen caffeine ket dentist anaesthetic nitrate hookah nicotine dioralyte 2110
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 12/05/2025They showed the movie adaptation in the Soviet Union as propaganda, but then had to ban it because Russian audiences were amazed that even the poorest Americans could afford a car 0160
Reposted by MichaelJonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 06/05/2025It is fascinating the way you can take money from hungry children or disabled people without consequence, but try to limit the amount that goes to rich pensioners and everything implodes. 741413346
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Argentinian guy's home movie from the time he visited the World Trade Center in June 2001. Except he holds the camera and talks like it's a modern vlog. Time traveller behaviour. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckN1...youtube.comSUBIMOS a las TORRES GEMELAS 3 meses antes del 11 SEPTYouTube video by Aerial Tv 191
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 11/03/2025for real Hearts of Iron looks wank. how do people get addicted and turned into extremists through what is clearly a boring game. get a job. 0110
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 09/03/2025"Noooo!! We need to stay on permanent summer time so we have lighter evenings!!" "Noooo!! We need to stay on permanent standard time so we have ligher mornings!!" Hmm...What if... we had a system... that ensured we would have appropriate daylight hours for appropriate times of the year....??? 0133
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 09/03/2025mfer talking like she wasn't literally prime minister and didn't have the opportunity to do this instead of passing unfunded tax cuts 1212
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 05/03/2025if you gave me like a 1000 page binder with a line-item breakdown of literally everything the government spends money on, after a week I could easily find Rachey's required 20 billion in savings. And nobody would notice anything different. 380
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 20/02/2025I have zero regrets about forging my parents' signature every week in school 160
Reposted by Michael𝘎𝘰𝘥 𝘏𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘍𝘭𝘢𝘨𝘴 @bheanilla.bsky.social · 20/02/2025Poland & Baltics keeping atlanticism alive 223730
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 19/02/2025fairly certain this ad in the @data.ft.com was generated by AI. 160
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 15/02/2025At least Europe has bottle caps and a universal charging cable 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 🇪🇺 060
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 14/02/2025I know witchcraft isn't real because if it was the US Military would have weaponised it by now. They would have astral projected into Bin Laden's compound. 1130
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 13/02/2025There is nothing stopping Elon Musk becoming Prime Minister of the United Kingdom btw. Commonwealth citizen (South African/Canadian) so he is entitled to vote in the UK, be elected as an MP, or nominated for a peerage in the Lords. We should really get rid of that loophole. 2131
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Rose jumping back onto the Titanic is obviously the irrational choice but that doesn't make it a "plot hole". Humans aren't usually rational, the way characters act in movies is what makes the most sense TO THEM in THAT MOMENT. That's how stories and conflicts unfold!!! 050
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 06/02/2025I want to keep up my purely aesthetic habit of having a 1:5 ratio of reposts:original posts, but there is barely anything worth reposting on this website. 100
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 05/02/2025Was Elizabeth II the most looked-at person in human history? If her face was on the coins/banknotes/stamps of like 15+ countries for 70 years, along with all the constant media coverage. Who else comes close? Mao? 290
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Went to the doctor to get something checked and I'm not 100% convinced the doctor believed me, now I know how women feel 080
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 01/02/2025I have a Hitler number of 7. I met Polina Borshchevska at a film festival in 2024. She did a documentary on Vitali Klitschko, he met Zelensky, who has met Putin, who has met Elizabeth II, who grew up around Edward VIII, who visited Hitler in 1937. 140
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 31/01/2025You see Marge, there's "Doing nothing" and "Doing nothing!" 091
Reposted by Michaelweird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 23/12/2024snowball fight, italy, ca. 1400 404010871
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 31/01/2025why do they call it a u-turn when the sign clearly shows an n-turn 160
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 31/01/2025Everyone loves to argue if Die Hard is a Christmas movie (it is). Nobody has the balls to argue that Kiss Kiss Bang Bang (2005) is a Christmas movie. 030
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 28/01/2025This is the closest the BBC article gets to offering an alternative viewpoint; that is, the entirely normal view that young adults should be entitled to the same freedoms and privileges that every other adult is allowed. NOBODY is standing up to this. 150
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 28/01/2025"Nooo! I don't want to be a libertarian!" I shout. But then politicians do shit like this and it's hard not to get dragged further and further into libertarian territory. We are being governed by a bunch of freedom-hating parochial something-must-be-done-about-this MORONS!!!!!! 050
