Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Remember to email your Labour MP and ask them to explain why they cut PIP payments "because we can't afford it" but then simultaneously agreed to give £101 million per year to Mauritius in exchange for literally nothing. 350
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 09/03/2025mfer talking like she wasn't literally prime minister and didn't have the opportunity to do this instead of passing unfunded tax cuts 1212
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 19/02/2025fairly certain this ad in the @data.ft.com was generated by AI. 160
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 11/02/2025Rose jumping back onto the Titanic is obviously the irrational choice but that doesn't make it a "plot hole". Humans aren't usually rational, the way characters act in movies is what makes the most sense TO THEM in THAT MOMENT. That's how stories and conflicts unfold!!! 050
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 31/01/2025You see Marge, there's "Doing nothing" and "Doing nothing!" 091
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 31/01/2025why do they call it a u-turn when the sign clearly shows an n-turn 160
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 28/01/2025This is the closest the BBC article gets to offering an alternative viewpoint; that is, the entirely normal view that young adults should be entitled to the same freedoms and privileges that every other adult is allowed. NOBODY is standing up to this. 150
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 28/01/2025"Nooo! I don't want to be a libertarian!" I shout. But then politicians do shit like this and it's hard not to get dragged further and further into libertarian territory. We are being governed by a bunch of freedom-hating parochial something-must-be-done-about-this MORONS!!!!!! 050
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Low IQ: Trump should buy Greenland Mid IQ: Greenland's future is for the Greenlanders to decide blah blah blah High IQ: Kier Starmer should buy Greenland 1150
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 12/01/2025New Rockstars has garnered 2 billion views from over 3600 videos, but the "Does He Know" video had more cultural footprint from the thumbnail alone than any of the others combined (and it isn't even in the top 100 most viewed videos on the channel). Just something I noticed. 091
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 13/12/2024had a dream the BBC got privatised and their first news story after being sold to Bet365 was that Liz Truss died 1162
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Hello everyone, It's me, Michael Jackson. I'm making a guest post on this account to remind you to keep working hard, never give up, and eventually you will achieve your dreams. Hee Hee. 0161
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 05/12/2024The real 'woke nonsense' is the so-called "health and safety" regulations that prevent children across the country being unable to play on the Apparatus. This crime against children has been going on for decades and the "anti-woke" crowd are completely silent. 0161
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 27/11/2024The bay between Lincolnshire and Norfolk is 240 square miles in size and averages at only 5 meters deep. We could fill it in and build a Manchester-sized city like the Netherlands did with Flevoland in the 60s. The fact the government wouldn't do this only proves to me that it is a good idea. 2160
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 10/11/20241st May 1923 - Oswald Mosley becomes the first person to use the word "bussy" in the House of Commons. 0110
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 30/10/2024friend too lazy to reply to your text? start ominously calling them every night at 2:32am, works like a charm. 040
Michael @britmonkey.bsky.social · 10/06/2024you say one bad thing about the Quango Industrial Complex and they'll set up a citizen's assembly to investigate gettin yo ass 030
