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Brit Hansen

@brit-hansen.bsky.social
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(🏳️‍⚧️ she/her) A Seattle-based human being who does stuff. Music: Hanssen, Jacob London DJ: Expansions on KEXP, misc dancefloors

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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
As a 50 year old trans woman who transitioned with 40 glorious years of "male advantage" development under her belt, I can honestly say that my cat who died two years ago could easily trounce me in any athletic competition.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
It's that time again - when I host Expansions, a radio show on #KEXP. It's electronic music, and I play all sorts of stuff. House, techno...uh, bing-bong, waddle-step, speed pickle, hard doink, etc. Sun Jun 15, 9:00-midnight PST 90.3 FM (sea) 92.7 FM (SF/bay) www.kexp.org + apps (streaming)
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
There's a lot going on right now that needs attention, but one thing we don't talk about enough is butthole cramps.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
My new favorite genre of satire is articles about "what they can't do." Ah, yes tell me more about this [squints] "constitution" and these "laws."
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I have completed my second IRL drawing, with IRL art supplies on real paper. How many more of these do I need to do to consider myself an artist? Prob three more? This is ink, chalk pastels, colored pencils, acrylic paint, posca marker.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
OMG I am actually doing analog work on paper now. No undos is scary! This is ink, chalk pastels, acrylic, and colored pencils on an old road map (of Alaska, I think.)
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Her name is Ellena. She's obsessed with 90210, but only the first two seasons. Her favorite color is pigeon blue. She enjoys standing on top of large hills and pretending she is a giant monster, about to destroy the sprawling city below. She prefers pears over plums.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Her name is Kellana. When she gets a Slurpee she mixes all the flavors into one cup. Even if one of the flavors is too runny. Which of course it always is. She was in a car accident at the age of 18. It wasn't her fault. Sometimes she eats oatmeal in the morning. Rom-coms make her sleepy.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I think it's actually really bad that we have instant access to every thought and opinion of billions of ppl around the world at our fingertips.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Her name is Stephanai. One time her brother gave her a horse cake for her birthday. She hates horses, but loves cake. She has an irrational fear of Slip n Slides. On warm summer nights she stays up just a little bit late to lay in her yard and look up at the stars.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Her name is Lithana. She works at a pizza restaurant owned by an aging ex-journalist. On her breaks she walks to the park and sits on the bench near the fountain. She watches people as they walk by, conjuring whole universes in her mind, creating backstories and struggles for each of them.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Now listening: Mister Saturday Night catalog on shuffle. This really is just some of the best stuff. It's basic science.
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
make it stop
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
We were thinking about going to Victoria BC this year, but we decided against it because I'm trans and we're not confident about getting back into the country without incident. I dunno, but that seems kinda fucked up, no?
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Si Begg @sibegg.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
BRAND NEW to bandcamp !!! And all proceeds match funded x 2 and going straight to Food Bank Aid (this applies to any and all bandcamp purchases btw)
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
There's a lot going on right now that needs attention, but one thing we don't talk about enough is butthole cramps.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Maybe her name is Kamille. I don't think she likes Christmas, apart from candy canes. She has fond memories of candy canes from childhood and it's one of the only things she enjoys purely. She hates polka, and thinks that red is a cop-out.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
This new #art drawing is giving ORTBO, but maybe that's just because I've been living in Severance podcasts this week...
A drawing of a female human wearing what appears to be a very cozy black coat. There are many sloppy white drippy marks all around her, which may be an allusion to snow, but it also just might be sloppy white marks.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Hey @johnmoe.bsky.social! In the official Severance podcast, show runner Dan Erickson makes a passing mention to one of his first L.A. jobs at a door factory, and how he learned more than he ever wanted to know about hinges. @sleepwithcelebs.bsky.social 👀
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Maybe with The Great Unwokening they'll change "Climate Pledge Arena" to something way less embarrassing?
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Matías Bergara @matiasbergara.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
A tribute to DWJ's awesome EXTREMITY - watercolors & ink
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
The show will be available to listen in the archives on kexp.org for two weeks! I had a headache the whole time, but I think it still sounded good.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I am one of the hosts of a little electronic dance music radio show here in Seattle called Expansions, on KEXP. And, wouldn't you know it, I'm hosting tonight! Oh wow! Sun Feb 23, 9:00pm - midnight PST 90.3FM Seattle / 92.7FM Bay Area kexp.org x streaming apps
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Them: "Hey if you don't like it, don't do crimes that land you in prison." Also them: *criminalizes being trans*
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
If you like really cool stuff and haven't heard the @jamesholden.bsky.social remix of The Smile's 'Don't Get Me Started' yet, do yourself a favor... www.youtube.com/watch?v=jplo...
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The Smile - Don't Get Me Started (James Holden Remix)
YouTube video by The Smile
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Razzles-ass US government be like "First it's candy...then it's GUM!"
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Oh, HELL NO! Not in my backyard, bitches.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
This tweet is such a weird rollercoaster.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
These past few years, Keith Rankin has been a major music obsession for me. Does this album do anything to change that going forward? No, no it does not.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
It's another digital #art #drawing! And I even included a slight notion of a background. Really breaking new ground here.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
If there aren't at least two Eggers films a year, the fascists have truly won.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Here it is, I have done another digital #art featuring lines, colors and shapes. It has a vibrant background, my goodness! Whatever will the neighbors say? Also, please do not smoke. This #drawing is not an endorsement of the smoker lifestyle. It is bad for you.
A digitally drawn drawing of a woman with blonde hair and a cigarette hanging out of her mouth. She also has purple paint or something splortched around her left eye. Why? Who knows. There is also some handwriting that tells the viewer not to smoke, and that it is not good.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 14/02/2025
Hello, Sharks. Have you ever noticed how your dinner plate doesn't make its own saliva?
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renee 🪩 @reverenddollars.blacksky.app · 03/02/2025
I can’t believe the reaction to this History of Black Club Music show! We received 114 positive comments in 3 hours at the station, not even including my own social media. I couldn’t even say everyone’s name on air ☺️💜🖤 You can listen back to it here: www.kexp.org/archive/
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Streaming Archive | KEXP
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Posthuman @posthuman.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
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mmr @mmr3cords.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Harry Connick, Jr.は、ニューオーリンズ出身の歌手・ピアニスト。 1989年の映画『恋人たちの予感』の音楽を手がけたり、1990年代からは『メンフィスベル』『インデペンデンスデイ』などに出演し俳優としても活動。 monumental-movement.jp/Harry-Connic...
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Harry Connick, Jr. – We Are In Love
Harry Connick, Jr.は、ニューオーリンズ出身の歌手・ピアニスト。 1989年の映画『恋人たちの予感』の音楽を手がけたり、1990年代からは『メンフィスベル』『インデペンデンスデイ』などに出演し俳優としても活動。
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
12 hours later, and the situation has turned on me. I am deeply regretting the Sriracha and pickled jalapeños. Help.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Farel Dalrymple is one of my consistent auto-purchase creators and he has a new thing out so I guess I have to practice my capitalism once again! I'm not mad about it. His work is amazing, check it out! @farel.bsky.social
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I might have just turned 50, but I also had a street wiener, Taco Bell, and saw Reggie Watts play, soooo.... I'm not sure where I'm going with this, but I'm probably going to feel physically bad soon.
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aric @aghastronaut.com · 08/02/2025
Black Mirror Pitch: Robots are eating scrambled eggs
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
I just can't help reading these texts from the ACLU as, "Don't worry, we got this! We've asked him to stop."
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
This feels like the most important concise thought I have read recently.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Good morning, it's a wonderful day and nothing bad or upsetting is gonna happen!
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
My kiddo asked me to draw a picture of their OC for them, and I've never felt so "i've been training my whole life for this."
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
More good news like this in 2025 plz.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Tony's Chocolonely Dark Chocolate Pretzel Toffee is the self care we all need for 2025.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
I never did an official year end top 10 of 2024 post anywhere, but one album that I def want to shout-out is EVL Tom's 'Absolute Melt'. Tom is 0.5 of legendary duo Evil Nine and this solo album gives all the E9 vibes and then some! evltom.bandcamp.com/album/absolu...
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Absolute Melt, by Evl Tom
9 track album
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Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The worst part? They told you they were going to do this YEARS ago, and you did nothing. We begged and you looked away.
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