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Brit Hansen

@brit-hansen.bsky.social
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(🏳️‍⚧️ she/her) A Seattle-based human being who does stuff. Music: Hanssen, Jacob London DJ: Expansions on KEXP, misc dancefloors

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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
You have nothing to apologize for.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
What do we want? MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS!!! When do we want it? NOW!!!
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
Movie is top-tier, and it led me to the books so, double win!
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
As a 50 year old trans woman who transitioned with 40 glorious years of "male advantage" development under her belt, I can honestly say that my cat who died two years ago could easily trounce me in any athletic competition.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
This is the only one I'm aware of. 👏
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Exactly. It's so lame that sports of all things is the widest door for them to get through. 🙄
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
The decisions are actually made by people who are not adults yet, their parents, their medical doctors, and their therapists. You do realize kids can't walk in to 7-Eleven and buy hormones and surgery, right?
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I fucking hate the "trans sports issue." So much. We're really out here losing life or death battles over fucking SPORTS?
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
It's that time again - when I host Expansions, a radio show on #KEXP. It's electronic music, and I play all sorts of stuff. House, techno...uh, bing-bong, waddle-step, speed pickle, hard doink, etc. Sun Jun 15, 9:00-midnight PST 90.3 FM (sea) 92.7 FM (SF/bay) www.kexp.org + apps (streaming)
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
It's hard out here, okay??? 😅
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
There's a lot going on right now that needs attention, but one thing we don't talk about enough is butthole cramps.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
My new favorite genre of satire is articles about "what they can't do." Ah, yes tell me more about this [squints] "constitution" and these "laws."
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I have completed my second IRL drawing, with IRL art supplies on real paper. How many more of these do I need to do to consider myself an artist? Prob three more? This is ink, chalk pastels, colored pencils, acrylic paint, posca marker.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Thank you so much!! 🙏❤️
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
OMG I am actually doing analog work on paper now. No undos is scary! This is ink, chalk pastels, acrylic, and colored pencils on an old road map (of Alaska, I think.)
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
I'll respond to reinforce the algorithmic connection. We are so smart. This is what they call "gaming the system."
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Her name is Ellena. She's obsessed with 90210, but only the first two seasons. Her favorite color is pigeon blue. She enjoys standing on top of large hills and pretending she is a giant monster, about to destroy the sprawling city below. She prefers pears over plums.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
The thing about Target was, they were always one of the most noble-seeming massive companies. On the DEI and sustainability train long before most others. It was genuinely shocking when they were one of the first to fold immediately after the election.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Get it!!
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Her name is Kellana. When she gets a Slurpee she mixes all the flavors into one cup. Even if one of the flavors is too runny. Which of course it always is. She was in a car accident at the age of 18. It wasn't her fault. Sometimes she eats oatmeal in the morning. Rom-coms make her sleepy.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I think it's actually really bad that we have instant access to every thought and opinion of billions of ppl around the world at our fingertips.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I think it's actually really bad that we have instant access to every thought and opinion of billions of ppl around the world at our fingertips.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Click here to check out Babyraum Raucherbereich's blistering 5 hour Boiler Room set!
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
"Forced"?? I've willingly watched this looping 10 times already. It is art.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Alt colorway and also no colors.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Her name is Stephanai. One time her brother gave her a horse cake for her birthday. She hates horses, but loves cake. She has an irrational fear of Slip n Slides. On warm summer nights she stays up just a little bit late to lay in her yard and look up at the stars.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Safe to say JKR has not been misconstrued or misinterpreted.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Dang!! 🔥
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
If you're trying to scare me into finally making that dentist appointment, it's working.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Her name is Lithana. She works at a pizza restaurant owned by an aging ex-journalist. On her breaks she walks to the park and sits on the bench near the fountain. She watches people as they walk by, conjuring whole universes in her mind, creating backstories and struggles for each of them.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Imagine publicly stating that you think The Onion has "gone woke."
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Like, the Outlaws character is objectively attractive. I have never understood their problem with her.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Sadly, he's not the dumbest motherfucker out there. He's definitely high in the rankings...
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
This is why I don't use Tik Tok.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Also, this sets up a clear loophole for justifying milk consumption. Like, yeah well what if I WOULD??? What are you gonna do then?
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Now listening: Mister Saturday Night catalog on shuffle. This really is just some of the best stuff. It's basic science.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
This joke is funny every time and we love to see it. But it's also totally disingenuous in the way it misses the point. We all know that nobody is out here saying they are against literal pronouns.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Watched the first episode last night, raised an eyebrow at the italo disco callout. Like, "Huh, ok. That's very specific." 👀
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Yikes.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Oh hell yes, I forgot this was coming out. It's lovely, of course.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I mean....nothing about it is obviously fake. Jokes, truths, and lies are just all smashing together at this point. It's fun.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Not real, but funny...and factually correct.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Think of all the money we're saving!
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Gábor Lazár AND Armand Van Helden?? Interesting... 👂
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
I REALLY appreciate BlueSky's robust filtering options! I see much less U.S. political doom porn just with blocking/muting a handful of terms.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I got about three screens down when it hit me and I had to come back, like the post, and let you know you're a terrible person.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Woah! Very nice.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Lucky for you, we want you to write about how you can't do polls on here.
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Brit Hansen @brit-hansen.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Oh, I don't know. It's nice to see some attention on the oft-underappreciated body horror elements of the Peanuts franchise.
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richie @theregoesrichie.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
make it stop
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