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Big Dyke Energy @azurebitch.bsky.social · 7h

Sometimes it feels like being a woman should come with project management training because it sure seems to fall on you a lot

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 7h

… *pinches bridge of nose* I said WORSE

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 9h

I wanna find out when all the big cities in the Upper Midwest test their sirens to see if they’re staggered, and if they are I wanna go on a road trip to hear them all in one go

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 9h

TIL the Twin Cities test their disaster sirens on the first Wednesday of the month at 1pm ask me how I know

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 10h

also didn’t realize it until after I got home and saw a post about it and uh yeah so, that’s my book facing on a store shelf next to a National Book Award Finalist yup

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 13h

good morning to faces like sunshine

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Aubrey Van Gelded @neonpherepapha.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

COUNT CUCKULA

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 06/10/2026

unfortunately I am far enough along in my bimboification journey that I can no longer perform simple math calculations, thank you for your understanding in this challenging time 💙

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 06/10/2026

come 2 Moon Palace Books in the next 2 hours if u want a heartbreaking

Bridget; black and green floral dress, compass rose pendant, sunglasses, headphones, tattoos, glitter, tiddies, rainbow hair with some of it falling into her eyes like a 90s indie rocker. damn, uh. have you ever noticed she’s hot? like. wow.

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 06/10/2026

AND C RUSSELL jfc get it together Bridget

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 06/10/2026

all my homies are chill homies who experience literature so I better see you there (figuratively, I’ve got a show in Minne tonight, so go instead and tell me how it is and give Shivani and Darshita hugs for me)

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 06/10/2026

I knew eventually I'd waltz into a bookstore and see my stuff on the shelves for the first time and Kid Me would lose her f'n mind delighted that my first one is @moonpalacebooks.bsky.social ps the copies in stock are now signed ✨💙

a bookshelf in a bookstore, in a section labeled Poetry. on the middle shelf are copies of two books facing out: EXHIBIT G by Fady Joudah, and IF YOU KNOW THE COLOR OF THEIR EYES IT’S ALREADY TOO LATE by Bridget Gordon

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 06/10/2026

from GLITTER UP THE DARK by Sasha Geffen

said fellow poet Ed Friedman. In a subculture where women aspired to hyperfemininity and many men reached out to join them, Smith's masculine affect stood out. Her masculinity was so concrete that the gay poet Allen Ginsberg once tried to cruise her at a Manhattan Automat, thinking she was an effeminate boy.

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 06/10/2026

absolutely rocked my shit to learn that Patti Smith’s butch game was so tight that Allen Ginsberg tried to cruise her

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 06/10/2026

or whatever equivalent to that the cool kids are reading maybe @hearingthingsco.bsky.social ? or @thetransfemininereview.com if it’s a book?

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 06/10/2026

new career goal: have that written about my work in a review by Rolling Stone

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 06/10/2026

self-actualization reflecting in the disco ball

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 06/10/2026

tfw you walk past a reflective surface and you see your boobs jiggle 🥰🥰🥰

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 06/10/2026

mouse dance put on your mouse ears and kill your fears mouse dance

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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

hi gang 🩷 Leona and i are both still looking for jobs* and her unemployment insurance has run out. truly any help just getting food and such would have a big impact on us. if you can swing it please consider throwing a few bucks in her hat! if you can't, please share! thanks🩷 venmo.com/u/jmkauflin

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Leona Kauflin | @jmkauflin

Venmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today.

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 06/10/2026

someone’s gotta come for that throne 😤

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 06/10/2026

a) relatable 😵‍💫🫠 b) no one’s claimed the title of Cuntiest Bitch At Bingo Night 💅

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 06/10/2026

Chelsea’s right it’s your time to glimmer in moonsilver

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 06/10/2026

I know I know but listen all the 20-something dolls are running the table someone’s gotta hold it down for the “ow my back” ladies

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 06/10/2026

ok but tbh the salt n pepper kinda works for you (and by ‘works’ I mean ‘makes you look hot af’)

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 06/10/2026

hell yeah girl let the wild rumpus start

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 06/10/2026

does it have a room for rumpusing???????

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Spooky Sis 🦌 @valkyri-anna.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Hey all, I haven’t had to make one of these posts in a while but things are getting rough again. My unemployment benefits ran out last month and I still can’t find work. I’m hoping to start school (and get Pell grants) in January but I need to get there first venmo.com/u/jmkauflin

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Leona Kauflin | @jmkauflin

Venmo is a digital wallet that lets you make and share payments with friends. You can easily split the bill, cab fare, or much more. Download the iOS or Android app or sign up on Venmo.com today.

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 06/10/2026

Minne!! this is TONIGHT!! 7pm @moonpalacebooks.bsky.social, free and open to the public, I’m told there will be snacks (besides me)

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 06/10/2026

just a little writer humor for ya there

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 06/10/2026

I’ll be honest I’m like REALLY high rn and I’ve spent too long trying to come up with something thoughtful for the next one so I’ve got incredible tits

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The Vampire Bridget 👩‍🎤 @bridgetgordon.gay · 06/10/2026

dang I’ve really climbed the power rankings huh ✨🥰

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Lux Ghoulador 👻 @luxgalador.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I just want everyone to know that they are not helpless. I don't believe anyone is. and I see too many people who think they're black holes but they're stars.

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