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Brian R

@brianwrites.me
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Data engineer by day, anxious person by night. Likes rugby, writing, tabletop RPGs, Rifftrax, and other stuff. What are you doing, writing a memoir? Hey, who's this mook asking all the questions. He/him.

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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 10/09/2026
@systemmastery.bsky.social @gurglespasm.bsky.social saw a mysterious box from a book store on my doorstep. "When did I buy a book?" Hello pre-order! ❤️
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 23/07/2026
Wow! It's s @rifftrax.com's birthday, and *I* get a present? It's like being Rifftrax's horrible younger brother! "I ONLY GOT A 20% DISCOUNT AND ROD GAVE RIFFTRAX A 50% DISCOUNT IT'S NOT FAIR!"
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 22/05/2026
Yeah, well I got to text this to a buddy last week so.... You know, you're not the only one with good stuff happening-😭
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 24/04/2026
Went to the airport a few nights ago to experiment with lighting and long exposure. brianshoots.pictures/index.php?/c... #TampaInternationalAirport #photography #TPA
A sunset over TampaSearchlights streaking up into the sky above Raymond James stadiumA long exposure of airplanes landing at Tampa International Airport, looking over the long term parking structure.A long exposure of airplanes landing at Tampa International Airport, looking over the long term parking structure.
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 12/04/2026
Live from the negotiations.
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 05/04/2026
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 22/03/2026
That whole post was a shit show but I couldn't stop thinking about this. It feels like a very specific grievance. "These uptight assholes won't supply me with supplemental soy sauce!" Don't most sushi places just leave a bottle on table? How much soy sauce does Elon need/use that they cut him off?
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 03/12/2025
I don't use Spotify, but my podcast app gives me yearly stats. For example, this year I listened to 3 years worth of 372 pages!
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 05/11/2025
Made this quite a while ago (2012 says the date on the file?! is that possible?), reading this made me go search my hard drive for it. 😆
Quality, freshness, and flavor.
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 24/10/2025
@systemmastery.bsky.social @gurglespasm.bsky.social Just a theory, but taking into account Jef's insistence that the swamp vehicle in spliter of the mind's eye has open air bench seating, the southern accents, and the sadistic Imperial governor, this book may take place on Planet Florida....
Several people you wouldn't want to interact with on an air-board.
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 22/10/2025
Am I allowed to forgo the "giant head" prosthetic and pointy ears, or is that compulsory?
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 17/10/2025
Watch on the Rhine - 1943. Bette Davis, Paul Lukas.
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 10/10/2025
Sometimes, a single reaction isn't enough.
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 09/10/2025
@seanthomason.bsky.social @conorlastowka.bsky.social owka.bsky.social As a couple of San Diego Chicken experts, I immediately thought of you two when I saw this while watching some old rugby league games from Australia. Turns out ol' SD *wasn't* the original...
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 03/10/2025
@systemmastery.bsky.social @gurglespasm.bsky.social "professional"? Ehhhhh....
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 02/10/2025
@systemmastery.bsky.social @gurglespasm.bsky.social Apparently I pre-ordered one in March back when it first came available and then again a few weeks ago when you mentioned the reprint of the cocktail book was available for pre-order. 😄 Well, one to share with a friend, I guess!
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 17/09/2025
@billcorbett.bsky.social Hey, I'm at the doctor's office and ya boy shitbox says "Hi!"
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 14/09/2025
@rifftrax.com Oh hai, MARC!
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 13/09/2025
@rifftrax.com Am I the only one who thinks Steve Irwin's son looks like a less beefy Reb Brown?
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 13/09/2025
@systemmastery.bsky.social @gurglespasm.bsky.social *DJ horn sound effect*
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 09/09/2025
"Adult language", you say? TV 14 "D"? Really now. *buys* what sort of sophomoric, childish fans do you think you have. *downloads* Really. *plays on the 60 inch TV in his living room* the gall!
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 26/08/2025
3rd edition D&D had a 9th level psionic power called "Microcosm". What you propose sounds... Similar, and I could totally get behind that.
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 31/07/2025
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 30/07/2025
RE: Hedda, I dug into her wikipedia article last year after rewatching Trumbo, starring Bryan Cranston. Gained a new respect for Liz Taylor as a result.
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 28/07/2025
There is so much to love about Death Promise (I'M GONNA BLOW YOUR MIND!) but my favorite moment, as with many @rifftrax.com are the little things. Like in this scene where our hero tries to convince Master Ciabatta to share the NAMES, and employs all his best Acting Faces to convey he is acting.
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 02/07/2025
I know you played Vampire, but it's been soooooo long since I played vampire, I couldn't think of anything fitting except "roll your obfuscate" and I knew that wasn't quite right. 😆
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 23/06/2025
@systemmastery.bsky.social @gurglespasm.bsky.social From years of listening to the podcast, I feel like I'm justifiably suspicious of this restaurant. 🚚
The front of a restaurant named "Isekai Sushi Cafe". A "NOW OPEN" Banner hangs in front.
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 20/03/2025
When my TV suggested this a few months ago I was very disappointed it wasn't a fight to the death.
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 19/03/2025
I ship Giovanni and Alfredo in all my pasta slash fic so I'm happy to see they are finally making it canon
Bag of pasta explains the love knows no bounds.
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 23/02/2025
Hey, cool, I have one of those shirts too! The, um... printing has faded just a bit. 😅 and I'm incapable of taking a picture that doesnt look like it should be accompanied by a news anchor saying "the suspect should be considered armed and dangerous"
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 28/01/2025
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 25/11/2024
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