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Brian R

@brianwrites.me
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Data engineer by day, anxious person by night. Likes rugby, writing, tabletop RPGs, Rifftrax, and other stuff. What are you doing, writing a memoir? Hey, who's this mook asking all the questions. He/him.

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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 26/09/2026
@gurglespasm.bsky.social @systemmastery.bsky.social Hello, podcast ghost here. I've been re-listening to all of the Expounded Universe & Expanded Expounded Universe eps since you finished the xfiles book. Sometimes I laugh so hard I can feel it through my chest after. Thank you for what you do.
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 10/09/2026
@systemmastery.bsky.social @gurglespasm.bsky.social saw a mysterious box from a book store on my doorstep. "When did I buy a book?" Hello pre-order! ❤️
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 31/08/2026
I missed this by a day. Hope it's Ok to belatedly say happy birthday Frank! ❤️
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 24/08/2026
Me, a Floridian who will be in LA next weekend: Well at least their famously nice weather means I'll get a nice break from this brutal summer... *opens weather app*
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Chris Farley's Upset Reaction
ALT: Chris Farley's Upset Reaction
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 23/07/2026
Wow! It's s @rifftrax.com's birthday, and *I* get a present? It's like being Rifftrax's horrible younger brother! "I ONLY GOT A 20% DISCOUNT AND ROD GAVE RIFFTRAX A 50% DISCOUNT IT'S NOT FAIR!"
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 04/07/2026
This is one of those "I know I'm a bit behind but... *checks date of podcast* nope, not April 1st..... Jesus."
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 18/06/2026
You're just mining at the face of Dorothy Zbornak.
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 13/06/2026
Big Mikey claps you on the shoulder with a well-calloused hand. "Dats a good obsavation, young fella. Wit a sharp mind like dat, youse has a long n fruitful future as a *scaffolder*." (I am always here to support your premises, sir)
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 28/05/2026
I've been waiting to serve up my "The Mandalorian is just a rip off of Lone Wolf and Cub" hot take, but I haven't gotten around to popping in my Blu-ray collection of Lone Wolf and Cub, yet... I'm just not cut out for the hot take business, I guess 😔
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 23/05/2026
I was in Minneapolis 2 weeks ago. Didn't go to a dive bar, but I saw my favorite band at a nonprofit venue (That Handsome Devil at The Grove), went to Prince's and Mary Jo Pehl's house on the same day, and ate at Glueck's and Murray's downtown... What I'm saying is, you ain't wrong, sir. 🍻
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 22/05/2026
Ooof.. Ooof... Oo.. - *checks date* nope, well past April 1st... Ooof.
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 22/05/2026
Yeah, well I got to text this to a buddy last week so.... You know, you're not the only one with good stuff happening-😭
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 19/05/2026
And here I thought Megan meant Arnold *Stang*
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 19/05/2026
*absent-mindedly taps a pipe wrench against his shoulder while surveying the damage* well, I ain't gonna sugar coat it, but that kinda damage'll cost ya. Yer looking at 4,5 figers at least. And don't get me started on the permit process to pull the old one out.
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 13/05/2026
Its about time we had a dark Boatnik reboot. Really dig into seedy underbelly of the criminal empire Phil Silvers lead, and the tough decisions that have to be made to take him down. Maybe get Mark Ruffalo involved, i dunno.
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 12/05/2026
*pharmacist flicks cigarette she was smoking at your chest* now you pay and go, little pope man. *turns and walks off*
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 10/05/2026
I was in a Minneapolis airport bathroom Thursday morning and a guy took his shirt off next to me as I was washing my hands - presumably to wash up? I got out of there before shit went down, but you should seek him out to learn from his wisdom.
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 09/05/2026
In Minneapolis this weekend and just listened to this on my Lyft ride out to Paisley Park. Very calming. 😎
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 09/05/2026
youtu.be/lcLZ3rxwVBY
youtu.be
Ted's band - Six Million Dollar Man
YouTube video by melanomaface
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 09/05/2026
Yeah, well that's gonna happen. 🤷
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 06/05/2026
The lesson: the real Shittos were the Glups we made along the way. 🫶
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 05/05/2026
I'm not trying to cast aspersions here, but could some of that be attributed to all the psilocybin mushrooms you fed them? Maybe just a little?
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 04/05/2026
Damn. During college I went to a local Denny's enough that they had my drink ready for me on the table when I arrived, and would ask if I wanted "the usual". They never put up a picture of me, though. 😞
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 02/05/2026
@systemmastery.bsky.social @gurglespasm.bsky.social Just getting to the x-files-pounded universe ep where Jef rants about "correct conspiracy theorists" in media. Have either of you seen Moonfall? It 100% is that & is *rage* inducing. And that isn't even the worst thing about the movie. podcast 👻out
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 28/04/2026
I already have my spot reserved, so you know they're going fast. 😁
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I had a lot of fun with this week’s Serious Trouble, which covers LOTS of defamation cases, the SPLC indictment, and a triumphant inflatable penis. If you enjoy the show, do us a favor and post it someplace. www.serioustrouble.show/p/this-episo...
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This Episode Contains No Administrative Procedure Act Coverage
Laura Loomer and Kash Patel lose their defamation suits, but Patel has filed a new one; a former Capitol police officer sues The Blaze for accusing her of being the pipe bomber; SPLC is indicted.
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 24/04/2026
Glad you were able to rise to the occasion.
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 24/04/2026
Went to the airport a few nights ago to experiment with lighting and long exposure. brianshoots.pictures/index.php?/c... #TampaInternationalAirport #photography #TPA
A sunset over TampaSearchlights streaking up into the sky above Raymond James stadiumA long exposure of airplanes landing at Tampa International Airport, looking over the long term parking structure.A long exposure of airplanes landing at Tampa International Airport, looking over the long term parking structure.
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 18/04/2026
media.tenor.com
skeletor from the masters of the universe is wearing a purple cape and a hood .
ALT: skeletor from the masters of the universe is wearing a purple cape and a hood .
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 15/04/2026
its depressing. At a big meeting at my job last month our new "director of ai" gave a presentation that boiled down to "If you don't use it you're going to be fired." and its not like I can just switch jobs at this point because *everything* in my field is pushing this shit. I'm so exhausted.
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 14/04/2026
Oh no! You might have to use your doordash tips to help pay for research 👨‍🔬
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 12/04/2026
Live from the negotiations.
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 10/04/2026
"Send your emails to ChicagoPopeHatHotline@serioustrouble.show (. com if you're Ben Dryfuss)"
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 10/04/2026
Not pictured: Great-Uncle Richard, fast asleep in the other room. Perfect 👌
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 10/04/2026
The TekWar TV movie!
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 05/04/2026
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 05/04/2026
That may have something to do with the sulfur smell that eminates from your phone whenever you go to download the app.
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 05/04/2026
🙌🐰
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 04/04/2026
At least he was still doing crowd work.
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 04/04/2026
When Ned Beatty passed, I genuinely thought "oh, how sad, now only his son is left." And realized that *for years* my brain had thought Ned Beatty's son was Ed Begley Jr...Made worse by the fact the real Begley Sr was a highly regarded actor in his own right. He was in 12 Angry Men for christsake! 🤦
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 04/04/2026
I see that you know your judo well!
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 04/04/2026
Oh god, not the murder bathroom though, right? Please tell me that bathroom is still safe from FEMA. 🙏
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 01/04/2026
I'm sorry, my entire childhood, I was only prepared to assist with people trapped *in* fridges, so you're shit outta luck. 😞
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 01/04/2026
"For you, the day Ken White blocked you was the most important day of your life. But for him... it was Tuesday."
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 31/03/2026
Perfect
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 31/03/2026
I'd never heard of this company like.. 2-3 weeks ago, and now ads assault my eyeballs wherever they turn. I wonder how long until the first indictment, and subsequent inevitable competing Netflix & Hulu docu-series about those indictments. I wonder if they'd open a betting market on that. 🤔
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 31/03/2026
You 're obviously not a señor!
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 30/03/2026
👏
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 30/03/2026
youtu.be/p0x7yWXJl1g "I'm talkin' full blown illumination!"
youtu.be
MST3K - Moment of Silence
YouTube video by stylo101
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Brian R @brianwrites.me · 30/03/2026
Haha, came here to say this exact same thing, and you beat me to it. 😂👏
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