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Brian with the Beard

@brianwiththebeard.bsky.social
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Professional Programmer, Somehow Twitch Affiliate, he/him ❤💜💙 Lead Engineer for @mechamanzx.bsky.social

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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 8h
I got called back for an interview (first person they called too!) that is… 1) in my field 2) at my professional level 3) is a sub field I’m excited about 4) doesn’t use LLMs 5) will pay what that kind of position is worth
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 9h
Something about that’s feeling like the kind of art on old punk and thrash albums and I love it.
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JBR @jetblackraider.itch.io · 31/10/2023
Asdrubael Vect lore:
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 18h
Caught em with a right hook, caught em with a jab!
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 22h
You want imprisoned mad elemental? We got em! You want portals to an ancient realm of mad gods? We got em! Unknowable weapons of cosmic destruction able to destroy concepts themselves? Got em! Come on down to Meru, and we’ll hook you up!
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Mongward, the Grumpiest Paladin @mongward.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Day 31 of the #ExaltedArtChallenge: Make a Funny Exalted Meme The hardest of them all! Sadly I have none new at hand, but I had an old idea I haven't executed properly yet. The best I can do is do a meme. "Funny" is the hard bit xD
A drawing of a car salesman talking to a client. The salesman gestures at a car, whose windows are removed and replaced with a photoshopped map of Exalted setting, Creation. The captions say 
"slaps Imperial mountain" at the top and "this bad boy can fit so many fucking apocalypses in it" at the bottom.
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 22h
No one: Not a person: None in the whole cosmos: Joanne: HAVE YOU CONSIDERED PARAPHILIAS AND THE PREVALENCE OF VARIOUS GENITAL COMBINATIONS VIS-A-VIS MODERN HETEROSEXUAL KINKS?!
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 05/10/2026
The “oh shit, for real?” comic but it’s Bandai telling me that gunpla runners can now be injected with up to six different colors
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Salacious Crumb's Creepy Grin
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You ain’t ever been on 2-4-5 Trioxin have you?
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John-Charles Holmes @sonic9jct.jctholmes.com · 29/09/2026
girls night out 🥊🪑
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stealing art to use in AI slop meant to scam neurodivergent folks with an AI slop app…
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An absolute queen.
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Literally seen a guy load a shotgun shell up with gummy bears and that ball of candy will put a hole in a human sternum. “Less than Lethal” has been BS since the start.
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, okay... just put the plastic on my backlog pile now please.
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Dandivine | Official Trailer | Crunchyroll
YouTube video by Crunchyroll
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A picture of the MS-109D Goblin "Desert Type" with "-eez Nuts, Feddie Scum!" in text next to it.
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve Do you read me? Blame this on the misfortune of your birth! IT'S BEEN...
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’ve been pulling out “Revival of Zeon” just for the joke of “This super rare kit of a suit from it, the Goblin D.” Which is actually real but also Goblin Deez Nuts.
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
One of the best combinations on earth.
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[A parody of MR ROGERS’ NEIGHBOURHOOD, in which the kindly Mr Rogers takes us to see local things in his town.]
 
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[title]
MR ROGERS’ NEIGHBOURHOOD

MR ROGERS:

Hi there

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Today, I’d like to take you to visit some of my neighbours… 

[He puts his coat on to leave his house]  

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At a wonderful local event,
 
[We see the cute toy-town diorama of his village famous from the TV show. The camera pulls out…]

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The Data Center protest.

[The camera has pulled out further and now we see a huge DATA CENTER at the edge  of town]. 

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MR ROGERS [joining a crowd protesting outside the Data Center]:

The Data Center is an enormous, windowless, endlessly humming building outside of our town

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…Which has tripled energy prices, drank all the water, and created four jobs.

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[to camera, as if kindly explaining to the viewing children]:

Four jobs! Golly!

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LADY PROTESTOR [probably NAOMI KLEIN, holding a sign]:

In a way, the Data Center is kind of a vivid metaphor for a future we feel locked out of!

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MR ROGERS [to camera again]:

A metaphor.

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That’s something that lets us clarify our feelings about something else. 

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LADY PROTESTOR:
How do you feel, Mr Rogers?

MR ROGERS:
I feel like bringing down the government!

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MR ROGERS [now holding a sign and protesting]:

It’s good to have neighbors.

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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The fucking curse of now wanting to eat a Full English Breakfast and I live in Atlanta…
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“There’s nothing here that looks like a sausage, I wanted to make a Full English Breakfast.” My perfect gremlin boy.
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Am I going to feel bad while Rin ruins someone’s dress?” *Lady Prudence appears* “No, I’m going to fucking enjoy this.”
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Adventkamen @adventkamen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shanoa sketch #fanart #Castlevania #Shanoa
Rough sketch of Shanoa from Castlevania Order of Ecclesia
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They don’t see the human element, they don’t care about the process. They only see. An end product and how much profit you can sell it for.
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Patrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
new wolfenstein looks like shit
its pete hegseth splaying his arms christlike at a podium with all sorts of americana bunting thats got a distinct fash aesthetic
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I still use a line from the later appearance of the shrink ray when handed electronics that are internally damaged. *shakes around* “What? Is that a Tic-Tac in there?!”
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I used to have a Mega Man X shirt I’d wear around until it fell apart. A guy at a sandwich shop saw it and said, “Yo man, you into retro games too?” I felt my bones crumbling as I said “I played it when it came out… I was 10.”
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Have not seen the show yet, did not realize he’s that much of a tank. Damn, boy.
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If Cavill’d been in a few sword/knife fights, yeah… that’s about the same dude.
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To those who celebrate the day he asked you what day it was.
An open pocket watch where “Don’t forget 3, OCT.10” is carved into the inside of the lid.
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What if “Alien” but Ash is a cat.
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That just looks like it’s from Phantasm.
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was calling this whole AI boom “religion for billionaire atheists” but shit.
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The world has gone fucking screwy when me, an atheist, is regularly reading letters from the Pope and going “I mean, yeah!”
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Random Australian man accused of not having a knife, but instead having a spoon.
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Emily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
By the throne! Not… RASCALISM!!
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh… I don’t like them (complimentary)
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is.. by the way… Type 1 Christmas Movie, a movie that takes place at Christmas. But not a Type 2 (movie about some aspect of Christmas) or Type 3 (movie with themes that line up with the themes of Christmas).
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
We like to think people don’t want AI… then you remember that there’s probably a critical mass of folks already willing to outsource their opinions to the machine.
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So the “Is Die Hard a Christmas movie” debate started around the shop today and made it from the warehouse out to the refurbishing room. When they got asked, one of my wife’s coworkers in that department went “Let me ask ChatGPT!” to which my wife, understandably sniped back “Think for yourself!”
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fabulous Bob’s gonna turn YOU into the New Man!
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Either that or he’s going to be called to testify on behalf of Captain Stern. Who’s never done ANYTHING illegal…
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
No use this time
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Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Alucard Approves
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