Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 8hI got called back for an interview (first person they called too!) that is… 1) in my field 2) at my professional level 3) is a sub field I’m excited about 4) doesn’t use LLMs 5) will pay what that kind of position is worth 120
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 9hSomething about that’s feeling like the kind of art on old punk and thrash albums and I love it. 110
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 18hCaught em with a right hook, caught em with a jab! 120
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 22hYou want imprisoned mad elemental? We got em! You want portals to an ancient realm of mad gods? We got em! Unknowable weapons of cosmic destruction able to destroy concepts themselves? Got em! Come on down to Meru, and we’ll hook you up! 010
Reposted by Brian with the BeardMongward, the Grumpiest Paladin @mongward.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Day 31 of the #ExaltedArtChallenge: Make a Funny Exalted Meme The hardest of them all! Sadly I have none new at hand, but I had an old idea I haven't executed properly yet. The best I can do is do a meme. "Funny" is the hard bit xD 222
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 22hNo one: Not a person: None in the whole cosmos: Joanne: HAVE YOU CONSIDERED PARAPHILIAS AND THE PREVALENCE OF VARIOUS GENITAL COMBINATIONS VIS-A-VIS MODERN HETEROSEXUAL KINKS?! 010
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comSalacious Crumb's Creepy GrinALT: Salacious Crumb's Creepy Grin 0560
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You ain’t ever been on 2-4-5 Trioxin have you? 110
Reposted by Brian with the BeardJohn-Charles Holmes @sonic9jct.jctholmes.com · 29/09/2026girls night out 🥊🪑 242319728
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Stealing art to use in AI slop meant to scam neurodivergent folks with an AI slop app… 020
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Literally seen a guy load a shotgun shell up with gummy bears and that ball of candy will put a hole in a human sternum. “Less than Lethal” has been BS since the start. 010
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Yeah, okay... just put the plastic on my backlog pile now please.youtube.comDandivine | Official Trailer | CrunchyrollYouTube video by Crunchyroll 000
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve Do you read me? Blame this on the misfortune of your birth! IT'S BEEN... 020
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’ve been pulling out “Revival of Zeon” just for the joke of “This super rare kit of a suit from it, the Goblin D.” Which is actually real but also Goblin Deez Nuts. 110
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026One of the best combinations on earth. 000
Reposted by Brian with the BeardRobert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes 137115603107
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The fucking curse of now wanting to eat a Full English Breakfast and I live in Atlanta… 000
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“There’s nothing here that looks like a sausage, I wanted to make a Full English Breakfast.” My perfect gremlin boy. 100
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“Am I going to feel bad while Rin ruins someone’s dress?” *Lady Prudence appears* “No, I’m going to fucking enjoy this.” 100
Reposted by Brian with the BeardAdventkamen @adventkamen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Shanoa sketch #fanart #Castlevania #Shanoa 2572185
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026They don’t see the human element, they don’t care about the process. They only see. An end product and how much profit you can sell it for. 000
Reposted by Brian with the BeardPatrick "Inverted Vibe Curve" Blanchfield @patblanchfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026new wolfenstein looks like shit 296124792463
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I still use a line from the later appearance of the shrink ray when handed electronics that are internally damaged. *shakes around* “What? Is that a Tic-Tac in there?!” 010
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I used to have a Mega Man X shirt I’d wear around until it fell apart. A guy at a sandwich shop saw it and said, “Yo man, you into retro games too?” I felt my bones crumbling as I said “I played it when it came out… I was 10.” 010
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Have not seen the show yet, did not realize he’s that much of a tank. Damn, boy. 020
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If Cavill’d been in a few sword/knife fights, yeah… that’s about the same dude. 131
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026To those who celebrate the day he asked you what day it was. 000
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026What if “Alien” but Ash is a cat. 030
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026That just looks like it’s from Phantasm. 010
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I was calling this whole AI boom “religion for billionaire atheists” but shit. 0120
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The world has gone fucking screwy when me, an atheist, is regularly reading letters from the Pope and going “I mean, yeah!” 000
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Random Australian man accused of not having a knife, but instead having a spoon. 110
Reposted by Brian with the BeardEmily @emilydawn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you 7142341024
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh… I don’t like them (complimentary) 110
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It is.. by the way… Type 1 Christmas Movie, a movie that takes place at Christmas. But not a Type 2 (movie about some aspect of Christmas) or Type 3 (movie with themes that line up with the themes of Christmas). 000
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026We like to think people don’t want AI… then you remember that there’s probably a critical mass of folks already willing to outsource their opinions to the machine. 100
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026So the “Is Die Hard a Christmas movie” debate started around the shop today and made it from the warehouse out to the refurbishing room. When they got asked, one of my wife’s coworkers in that department went “Let me ask ChatGPT!” to which my wife, understandably sniped back “Think for yourself!” 100
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Fabulous Bob’s gonna turn YOU into the New Man! 000
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Either that or he’s going to be called to testify on behalf of Captain Stern. Who’s never done ANYTHING illegal… 130
Brian with the Beard @brianwiththebeard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comAlucard ApprovesALT: Alucard Approves 010