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Brian Schirmer

@brianschirmer.bsky.social
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Writer. QUESTS ASIDE, FAIRLADY, BLACK JACK KETCHUM, ULTRASYLVANIA. Pub’d by Vault, Image, Ahoy. WB Writers Workshop Semifinalist. He/Him.

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Andy Mackenzie @andymack.bsky.social · 20h
Good morning. 'Batman's aff his Nut' by Robert Florence.
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Jennifer Wright @jenashleywright.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you or anyone you know wanted the Beast to stay a beast, now is the time to tell me.
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Brian Schirmer @brianschirmer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This rapscallion stared me down on the way to the gym this morning. I… gave them a wide berth.
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Rob Williams @robwilliams71.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Theory I can prove on an etch-a-sketch: Weapons is a Field of Dreams sequel. Something dark came out of that cornfield and Amy Madigan’s character was changed.
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🚨 NEW @jenashleywright.bsky.social BOOK AND IT’S CALLED ‘MONSTER FUCKERS’ THIS IS NOT A DRILL 🚨
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Brian Schirmer @brianschirmer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got my physical copy of @marvelbythemonth.com’s Doom Tract & it is an absolute thing of beauty.
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scott⚡️mccloud @scottmccloud.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When some comics became intangible online, paper became *visible* to artists again, leading to beautiful new paper comics. Now, when some "art" becomes inhuman, *we* become visible to ourselves again. What beautiful new *human* art might be the result?
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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James Hance @jameshance.com · 02/10/2026
“Such Sights To Show You” 🔥 Inktober Day 2 - 31 days of Monsters, Fiends & Baddies! Original gouache painting on illustration board up on jameshance.com today ☺️🎨✨
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 01/10/2026
Several weeks ago, Phil Tippett's legendary animation studio in Berkeley, CA closed. An anonymous hero noticed a folder of CDs. This turned out to be hundreds of unseen hi-res images and videos from Star Wars, Robocop, Jurassic Park, etc. ~90 isos for you to browse: archive.org/details/tipp...
A casual Star Wars alien fella at the cantina, in a sun faded, reddish photo. Someone will be mad at me for not knowing who this is. Phil, a balding Caucasian man, poses a model of the garthok, an antagonist from the Coneheads movie.Phil, a balding caucasian man, points at some CG on a CRT computer monitor, as a younger man looks on. The screen shows a model of a dinosaur attacking a jeep, while there's an actual physical model of that event in the foreground for reference.an isolated shot of a star wars vehicle. Sorry, I don't know star wars lol
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Brian Schirmer @brianschirmer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Got my physical copy of @marvelbythemonth.com’s Doom Tract & it is an absolute thing of beauty.
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PJ Holden @pauljholden.com · 01/10/2026
More like DONG
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🦈🍓 Rebecca!! 🍓🦈 @sharkberri.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know quite a few of my colleagues are short on work right now (what is going onnn?) but I'm here to add to that as I am also looking for work! If you'd like me on an upcoming project, please don't hesitate to reach out! 🎨
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Brian Schirmer @brianschirmer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Joey Tribbiani: Could I BE Wearing Any More Clothes?
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Brian Schirmer @brianschirmer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Joey Tribbiani: Could I BE Wearing Any More Clothes?
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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And let the memes commence.
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Mark Russell @manruss.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s like a Rick & Morty episode where a spaceship crash landed on a planet and all the survivors had to build their civilization around were some male supplement ads that survived on the ship’s computer.
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Richard Pace @rpace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's a thing going around Bluesky where you post a vampire who isn't Dracula. In his latest newsletter, @jimzub.com posted a link to a news story from when he was a part of a Vampire the Masquerade group, so. . . www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVyi...
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 29/05/2026
"Danny Boyle revealed that 28 Years Later Part 3 (title TBA) which serves as the sequel to both The Bone Temple and the film that started it all, 28 Days Later, is due to enter production early next year." Thanks the maker 🤩 Both 28 Years Later movies are among my fav genre movies of the past year.
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Ethan Sacks @ethansacks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean, c'mon.
Acroyear of the Micronauts
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Mary Reber @maryreber.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Received my copy of Kyle MacKachlan’s memoir, Fictional Selves and thought appropriate to stand where Agent Cooper stood in the Finale of the Return! Congrats Kyle! #twinpeaks #palmerhouse
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Tade "Will Eat Your Heart in the Marketplace" Thompson @tadethompson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
'Forged in Fiyah' is here. Behold, the table of contents. If you don't want to be left out there faking the funk, get thee to your favourite retailer and buy it.
Cover 'Forged in Fiyah' shows man and woman with hammers on an anvil with a holy grail looking thing with sparkly glowy magic swirls, in a forest Table of contents
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The Parker Out Of Space @tonyparkerart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WOLVERINE COVER! Marvel: Hey Tony, do you want to draw a Wolverine cover? Tony (me): YEAH! M:It's the Feral Wolvie. T: HELL YEAH! M: He's in his Brown Costume. T: HEAD EXPLODES It's up for preorder now! Wolverine 30 Variant. Stunning colors by Arthur Helsi. #wolverine #marvel
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Brian Schirmer @brianschirmer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What I'm bringing to the job interview
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M*A*S*H: Hawkeye & Trapper Cheers
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Wakefield was a fraud who engaged in deliberate data falsification. Investigations revealed that he had altered patient medical histories, fabricated data, and reported false onset times. He lost his license to practice medicine in the UK in 2010. www.immunize.org/clinical/vac...
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Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wm Dafoe meme. You know i’m something of a spiderman myself
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Simon Jane @blueharecomix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
More!! #rickandmorty #rockyhorrorpictureshow #rickyhorror
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
After a long day at the aquarium, the otters help tidy their toys away. Payment is made promptly and entirely in ice cubes.
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Liana Kangas @lianakangas.com · 27/09/2026
I’m always being real… I don’t have anything to hide.
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Brian Schirmer @brianschirmer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization
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Ken Barbie: Ryan Gosling's Fur Coat Flex
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Brian Schirmer @brianschirmer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Popeye's Olive Oil Gets Angry and Flexes
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Sheafe Walker @comiclaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Does someone want to be the US distributor for this documentary? I’d love to see it at the Quad, @filmforumnyc.bsky.social or @ifccenter.bsky.social! nextbestpicture.com/neil-peart-n...
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"NEIL PEART: NO ONE'S DISCIPLE" - Review
THE STORY – Geddy Lee and Alex Lifeson team up with four revered drummers — Stewart Copeland, Danny Carey, Chad Smith, and Gavin Harrison — for an exhilarating and poignant tribute to late Rush legend...
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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Matt Zoller Seitz @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
All of the older, now establishment Hollywood figures who are embracing this technology are basically pulling up the ladder behind them as they head into their sunset years
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Brian Schirmer @brianschirmer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My wife will disintegrate me if I bring this glorious boy into our home.
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cdj @cdj4real.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach? (image from the awesome @bodegacats.bsky.social )
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Brian Schirmer @brianschirmer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stop me before I kill… er… purchase tickets again! Yer boy’s gonna see CLUE on the big screen.
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Clue Movie: Wadsworth, Miss Scarlet & Mrs. White
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Brian Schirmer @brianschirmer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Wow. 7 hours of Divorce Court. Those were the days.
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Andy Diggle @andydiggle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My Glock system went rogue and issued 9mm agents which accessed the internal organs of several victims. Please give me billions of dollars to help me regulate the behavior of the gun whose trigger I keep pulling.
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cdj @cdj4real.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I have found a timely new wallpaper for my phone. Seems appropriate to the moment.
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Brian Schirmer @brianschirmer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
After Sean Baker decides against a sequel to his Oscar winner, James Cameron rolls into the meeting…
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
‘I had iced coffee with McCauley HALF AN HOUR AGO!’
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dr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
in 2017, a trans reporter was fired at @marketplace.org for writing a blog post abt the need for journalists to resist rising fascism, racism and transphobia. @kairyssdal.bsky.social, the host of the show, said nothing & let his colleague's career be murdered. judge his hr tips accordingingly.
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After Sean Baker decides against a sequel to his Oscar winner, James Cameron rolls into the meeting…
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The Parker Out Of Space @tonyparkerart.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
MY FIRST X-MEN COVER X-Men 43 Gorgeous colors by Romulo Fajardo! X-Men was my gateway in to comics. I can not state how much this cover means to me. It having so many of my favorite mutants means so much more.
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Brian Schirmer @brianschirmer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey, LA peeps! An apartment in The Long Goodbye building is up for rent… for an obscene amount. And no pets. Probably because the last cat ran away.
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Brian Schirmer @brianschirmer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hey, LA peeps! An apartment in The Long Goodbye building is up for rent… for an obscene amount. And no pets. Probably because the last cat ran away.
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