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@brianclement.com
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Scifi/horror novelist /director Brian F.H. Clement. @ourgodsarereal coming soon! 1/2 of @ghostcatscomic, ハーフ日系人, whole human. Certified personal trainer (NFPT) Used to sell beer at Jays games (retired 😂)

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Brian @brianclement.com · 27/09/2026
Now flush all the junk from that wretched season, count the handful of positives, and find some guys who can freakin’ hit with RISP
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Brian @brianclement.com · 25/09/2026
So fun fact the Japanese root word is “bukkakeru” or “bukkakemasu” meaning to douse or drench with liquid
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You have to be careful with fandom and your own mental health. Last year, to me, the Jays were a pleasant distraction. This year, they compounded a lot of other issues. They stopped bringing me joy for months, so I had to walk away.
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Brian @brianclement.com · 20/09/2026
The Naked News would like a word 😂
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Brian @brianclement.com · 19/09/2026
This reminds me of the Best of Craigslist post “For sale: Box of Irregular Cat Hats”
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Our Gods are Real @ourgodsarereal.com · 16/09/2026
Our Toronto screening went super well! Thanks to everyone who came out. Now on to getting those west coast screenings going! Get those blu-rays while they last! Photo credit Ryan Couldrey
Director Brian Clement introducing his film Our Gods are Real to an audience in Toronto before the screening on Sep 12 2026
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Brian @brianclement.com · 16/09/2026
Jays doing that “Lucy with the football and we’re all Charlie Brown” thing again this week I see
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Brian @brianclement.com · 12/09/2026
I have greater faith in her ability to hit with RISP than the current lineup
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Brian @brianclement.com · 10/09/2026
Would prefer not to have to rely on other teams losing
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Brian @brianclement.com · 09/09/2026
Back to their pre-August ways
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Brian @brianclement.com · 06/09/2026
Every team the Jays face for the rest of the season is currently sub-.500 👀😅
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Brian @brianclement.com · 03/09/2026
Maybe he has hair in other places 🫣
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Brian @brianclement.com · 03/09/2026
Vladdy getting up off the mat down the stretch and going berserk? Sign me up
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Brian @brianclement.com · 01/09/2026
Anyway I have a film screening coming up in less than 2 weeks and keep having annoying stress dreams 😅
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Brian @brianclement.com · 01/09/2026
People talking about how the Jays series vs Guardians looms large; the 6 games vs the O’s will be what make or break their season
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Brian @brianclement.com · 30/08/2026
When you’re a genetically engineered super villain who’s mad at but also can’t help but admire your nemesis for knowing your shield prefix codes
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Brian @brianclement.com · 28/08/2026
They are Lucy with the football, we are all Charlie Brown
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Brian @brianclement.com · 24/08/2026
There’s something so sad and funny about two brain-rotted crackpot RW politicians trading insults via the media when if they were to ever have a physical confrontation both would likely collapse within seconds from heart failure
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Brian @brianclement.com · 22/08/2026
Hear me out: Vlad getting bonked on the head works like in cartoons when people are cured of amnesia by a second head bonk and he suddenly remembers who he is and goes berserk and crushes it through October
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Brian @brianclement.com · 20/08/2026
Especially given half the team is injury replacements!
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Brian @brianclement.com · 20/08/2026
Well, getting beaten by the computer in vs mode, er by “the Rays” is going to happen from time to time
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Brian @brianclement.com · 16/08/2026
I just need to know if she’s going to comic-accurately permanently steal Carol Danvers’ powers 😂
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Brian @brianclement.com · 15/08/2026
*sigh* I must admit that losing a bunch of games in the first half and then winning a bunch in the second half is better than the reverse
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Brian @brianclement.com · 03/08/2026
Honestly hilarious the Jays acquired two guys with no power who hit lots of ground balls. Their entire roster is that! Get some guys who can mash!
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Brian @brianclement.com · 30/07/2026
“It’s funny because it isn’t me”
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Brian @brianclement.com · 30/07/2026
Look at the size of this kid
A large young man playing 1st base with other players for scale
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Brian @brianclement.com · 30/07/2026
The first baseman for the Vancouver Canadians is a tank
The very large player at 1st base for the Vancouver Canadians
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Brian @brianclement.com · 25/07/2026
I guess they thought it would be too jarring to use a tall double and CG face swap instead of fully animating the character because of so much interaction with other fully animated characters like Hulk? Weird decision if that was the case, I agree the animation is hard to ignore
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Brian @brianclement.com · 25/07/2026
Max Maks
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Brian @brianclement.com · 13/07/2026
Would actually be hilarious if they somehow managed to go 40-26, fall backwards into a WC spot, and play at the top of their game for the rest of the playoffs 😂
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Brian @brianclement.com · 13/07/2026
Jays would have to go 45-21 rest of the way in order to win a modest 90 games. Time to sell and retool for ‘27, which sucks, but it certainly worked in 2024-25, so 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Brian @brianclement.com · 06/07/2026
Man the AL has a lot of bad teams this year. If only someone could take advantage eh
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Brian @brianclement.com · 04/07/2026
Going from worst to first is a lot more fun than going first to worst
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Brian @brianclement.com · 30/06/2026
Talking about the substitute radio guy or the team? 🤔😂
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Brian @brianclement.com · 30/06/2026
I’ve been complaining about him all season 😅
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Brian @brianclement.com · 28/06/2026
Somebody DM me when these bozos are over .500 again, until then I’ll just post about abandoned buildings and my wacky film projects 😂
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Brian @brianclement.com · 28/06/2026
Maybe when I get back from looking for ghost towns on the prairies the Jays will have stopped being terrible. Maybe I’ll just stay and live on an abandoned farm and never have to find out 👻 🏚️
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Brian @brianclement.com · 27/06/2026
I know the Jays don’t care about their radio broadcasts but are they actively trying to kill them? The guy they have filling in for Ben Shulman is still astoundingly bad and now they’re interviewing a hockey player??
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Brian @brianclement.com · 25/06/2026
How long til this happens this year? August? At all? 😬
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Brian @brianclement.com · 25/06/2026
Would be nice if for the second year in a row the Blue Jays could stop cartoonishly throwing a banana peel in their own way to slip on every other game
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Brian @brianclement.com · 25/06/2026
Jays solved the hitting with RISP issue by simply not having anyone in scoring position
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Brian @brianclement.com · 24/06/2026
😎
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Brian @brianclement.com · 24/06/2026
Seems like at least every other week there’s a new “worst loss of the season”
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Brian @brianclement.com · 20/06/2026
Oh great, the terrible radio guy who’s always 30 seconds behind every play and barely describes what’s happening is back. This guy stinks, is there really no alternative?
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Brian @brianclement.com · 19/06/2026
Not doing their run differential any favours today 🤨
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Brian @brianclement.com · 19/06/2026
Been to a couple flash tattoo event type things years ago. They usually take your name and give you an approximate time they’ll see you but you have to be around because demand can be high. Also depends on tattooer speed. Best to go early in my experience. Been 5th in line and had to wait a few hrs
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Brian @brianclement.com · 18/06/2026
Less depressing team than last weekend 😂
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Brian @brianclement.com · 17/06/2026
Keep forgetting to post this - the film I was working on for 3.5 yrs is finally coming out 😁
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Brian @brianclement.com · 14/06/2026
I better get that stupid Domer hat next week because there’s not much other motivation to go see this depressing team
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Brian @brianclement.com · 13/06/2026
Anyone get the giveaway jersey at the game tonight and if so how early did you need to get there? I’m aiming for the Domer hat and don’t want to miss it
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