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Brian @brianclement.com · 27/09/2026

Now flush all the junk from that wretched season, count the handful of positives, and find some guys who can freakin’ hit with RISP

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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

You have to be careful with fandom and your own mental health. Last year, to me, the Jays were a pleasant distraction. This year, they compounded a lot of other issues. They stopped bringing me joy for months, so I had to walk away.

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Our Gods are Real @ourgodsarereal.com · 16/09/2026

Our Toronto screening went super well! Thanks to everyone who came out. Now on to getting those west coast screenings going! Get those blu-rays while they last! Photo credit Ryan Couldrey

Director Brian Clement introducing his film Our Gods are Real to an audience in Toronto before the screening on Sep 12 2026

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Brian @brianclement.com · 16/09/2026

Jays doing that “Lucy with the football and we’re all Charlie Brown” thing again this week I see

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Brian @brianclement.com · 10/09/2026

Would prefer not to have to rely on other teams losing

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Brian @brianclement.com · 06/09/2026

Every team the Jays face for the rest of the season is currently sub-.500 👀😅

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Brian @brianclement.com · 03/09/2026

Vladdy getting up off the mat down the stretch and going berserk? Sign me up

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Brian @brianclement.com · 01/09/2026

Anyway I have a film screening coming up in less than 2 weeks and keep having annoying stress dreams 😅

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Brian @brianclement.com · 01/09/2026

People talking about how the Jays series vs Guardians looms large; the 6 games vs the O’s will be what make or break their season

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Brian @brianclement.com · 30/08/2026

When you’re a genetically engineered super villain who’s mad at but also can’t help but admire your nemesis for knowing your shield prefix codes

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Brian @brianclement.com · 24/08/2026

There’s something so sad and funny about two brain-rotted crackpot RW politicians trading insults via the media when if they were to ever have a physical confrontation both would likely collapse within seconds from heart failure

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Brian @brianclement.com · 22/08/2026

Hear me out: Vlad getting bonked on the head works like in cartoons when people are cured of amnesia by a second head bonk and he suddenly remembers who he is and goes berserk and crushes it through October

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Brian @brianclement.com · 20/08/2026

Well, getting beaten by the computer in vs mode, er by “the Rays” is going to happen from time to time

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Brian @brianclement.com · 15/08/2026

*sigh* I must admit that losing a bunch of games in the first half and then winning a bunch in the second half is better than the reverse

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Brian @brianclement.com · 03/08/2026

Honestly hilarious the Jays acquired two guys with no power who hit lots of ground balls. Their entire roster is that! Get some guys who can mash!

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Brian @brianclement.com · 30/07/2026

The first baseman for the Vancouver Canadians is a tank

The very large player at 1st base for the Vancouver Canadians

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Brian @brianclement.com · 13/07/2026

Jays would have to go 45-21 rest of the way in order to win a modest 90 games. Time to sell and retool for ‘27, which sucks, but it certainly worked in 2024-25, so 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Brian @brianclement.com · 06/07/2026

Man the AL has a lot of bad teams this year. If only someone could take advantage eh

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Brian @brianclement.com · 04/07/2026

Going from worst to first is a lot more fun than going first to worst

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Brian @brianclement.com · 30/06/2026

Talking about the substitute radio guy or the team? 🤔😂

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Brian @brianclement.com · 28/06/2026

Somebody DM me when these bozos are over .500 again, until then I’ll just post about abandoned buildings and my wacky film projects 😂

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Brian @brianclement.com · 28/06/2026

Maybe when I get back from looking for ghost towns on the prairies the Jays will have stopped being terrible. Maybe I’ll just stay and live on an abandoned farm and never have to find out 👻 🏚️

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Brian @brianclement.com · 27/06/2026

I know the Jays don’t care about their radio broadcasts but are they actively trying to kill them? The guy they have filling in for Ben Shulman is still astoundingly bad and now they’re interviewing a hockey player??

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Brian @brianclement.com · 25/06/2026

How long til this happens this year? August? At all? 😬

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Brian @brianclement.com · 25/06/2026

Would be nice if for the second year in a row the Blue Jays could stop cartoonishly throwing a banana peel in their own way to slip on every other game

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Brian @brianclement.com · 25/06/2026

Jays solved the hitting with RISP issue by simply not having anyone in scoring position

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Brian @brianclement.com · 24/06/2026

Seems like at least every other week there’s a new “worst loss of the season”

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Brian @brianclement.com · 20/06/2026

Oh great, the terrible radio guy who’s always 30 seconds behind every play and barely describes what’s happening is back. This guy stinks, is there really no alternative?

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Brian @brianclement.com · 19/06/2026

Not doing their run differential any favours today 🤨

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Brian @brianclement.com · 18/06/2026

Less depressing team than last weekend 😂

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Brian @brianclement.com · 17/06/2026

Keep forgetting to post this - the film I was working on for 3.5 yrs is finally coming out 😁

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Brian @brianclement.com · 14/06/2026

I better get that stupid Domer hat next week because there’s not much other motivation to go see this depressing team

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Brian @brianclement.com · 13/06/2026

Anyone get the giveaway jersey at the game tonight and if so how early did you need to get there? I’m aiming for the Domer hat and don’t want to miss it

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Cameron MacLeod @c-9.mstdn.ca.ap.brid.gy · 09/06/2026

The Government of Canada launches public consultations on the future of Billy Bishop Toronto City Airport Complete the anonymous survey here: tc.canada.ca/en/corporate-services/… #TOPoli #ONPoli #CDNPoli #YTZ

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Brian @brianclement.com · 05/06/2026

7th inning Jeff Hoffman >>>>> 9th inning Jeff Hoffman

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kat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

I want the players I don't care for to be strong and healthy and at the top of their game when I boo them

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Ceronomus @ceronomus.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

Finally took a moment to get back into writing film reviews. This one is particularly hard to find outside of eBay, but it worth the hunt. The Dead Inside by @brianclement.com macabremoviemorgue.blogspot.com/2026/06/the-...

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The Dead Inside (2005) 💀💀💀½

The Dead Inside is a surprising film in so many ways, beginning with its prior status as essentially being lost media. After being screened ...

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Brian @brianclement.com · 30/05/2026

Ah the Jeff Hoffman experience

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Brian @brianclement.com · 30/05/2026

Tyler Heineman reminds me of someone waking up in a baseball player’s body and realizing he has to play that day. Are we sure he’s not Sam from Quantum Leap? (Very dated reference)

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Brian @brianclement.com · 29/05/2026

Said it before but this awful basketball guy or whoever he is doing radio for the Jays again tonight is always way behind on every play. Can usually sort of tell what’s happening based on crowd reaction before he actually describes what’s happening

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Brian @brianclement.com · 27/05/2026

Why does the 407 need advertising? 😂

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Brian @brianclement.com · 24/05/2026

Did NOT spend the day watching rough ballgame. DID spend the day with @parietines.bsky.social exploring southern Ontario

A big spooky room with the silhouette of a bandit looking like she is about to parachute into occupied France

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Brian @brianclement.com · 14/05/2026

Holy fuck did they ever need that 🙏

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Brian @brianclement.com · 14/05/2026

Extremely 2026 Blue Jays inning

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Brian @brianclement.com · 14/05/2026

I know the Jays are stumbling through the season right now but they need to stop bailing out this turkey who’s walking like every second batter by hitting the double play grounders

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Brian @brianclement.com · 14/05/2026

Remember when Lauer and a bunch of other Jays had “flu-like” symptoms in April? I don’t think it’s impossible that lowered bat speed, slower running, poorer reads on fly balls etc could be lingering long covid fatigue and brain fog. Even if it downgrades a skill by 5% that’s huge for an MLB player

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Brian @brianclement.com · 12/05/2026

The Rays would be easier to understand if they had any one of money, fans, a real stadium, a real city, non-ugly unis, history, yet they are somehow always good with none of these things

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Brian @brianclement.com · 09/05/2026

Do you think Dylan Cease works out with nunchuks in his spare time?

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