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Blue Jays, Sabres, hazelnuts, other. I've been degaussed.

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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 11h
Cripes
Coquito Latte
Oat milk iced quad shot latte with coconut, cinnamon, and spices brown sugar, topped with cold foam and coffee spice.
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 29/09/2026
"Authorities say the phony pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."
Not the real Pope sitting in the stands
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Today will be the only day all year where there is no fantasy baseball or fantasy hockey lineup for me to set.
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She saw the packed bags
Spotty dog distraught onna dog bed
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JM =^D @jm539581.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ooof
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I've had a U Michigan hat for maybe two weeks and it's started more conversations than any item of clothing over 3+ decades
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Governor walking through what appears to be Brooklyn in her campaign ad sure is a choice
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Max Scherzer going on short rest to catch Verlander's strikeout total -- and nearly damn well doing it -- is some all time inner circle king petty shit, and I mean that in the most complimentary way imaginable. You gotta tip your cap to a true psycho, and Max Scherzer is an all-time baseball psycho.
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If only John Schneider wouldn't have destroyed Santander's shoulder or severed Addison's ucl and pushed Bieber down the stairs and Tanya Harding'd Ponce's knee and did the same to Yesavage and then called Vlad a schoolboy bitch before every AB
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Total disaster of a season and they didn't miss by much. Do some backfilling and come back and run this league in 2027.
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
McAdong
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MAX AND GEORGE 😭
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ernie is going back to Rochester to sleep for three weeks, see you at Halloween, bud
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We are so lucky to have Hazel's reporting
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nevermind.
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yep. That's the right time.
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
watching baseball
Brandon Valenzuela on his back on the brown turf in full gear
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Don't you dare subject me to Paul Sewald on the final day of the season istfg
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Max Scherzer Washington National
Alt: Max Scherzer Washington National saying swears
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Max Scherzer Rules
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gotta let him go 6+
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bills, never in doubt
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Some PerfectGame scuzzbag is already scouting George Springer IV
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh damn, he's retiring
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I might go to bed after the Jays game Who's going to stop me
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jane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
this is what the bills look like in these dumb ass unis
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Uhhhhhhhh Did anyone else see that FUNDED BY THE US GOVERNMENT
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Finally, some good news
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh this is s l o p p y
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ian Phillips just aired a commercial where he jumps on to a folding table. So, there that.
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horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
bills fans should throw gronk into lake erie
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
View from the hammock as the Nor'easter begins to block out the sun
View from the hammock as the edge of the Nor'easter sets in, bright sunshine on the edge of a bank of gray clouds over a suburban neighborhood
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don't even know who's in the playoffs or if anyone's playing for anything today. I'm so tired, man.
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Drink more water, stupid
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I'm totally okay with AOC going to Gabriel's Gate. Not here I would take her on our first date but still a decent enough Buffalo experience.
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Prescott Rossi @prescottrossi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I mean, I get why she wouldn’t go to Adolf’s or Nine Eleven Tavern, but the Gate has been sliding for years!
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Post SZN Nope @lesleynope.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Justin Verlander: I want a final start and a few retirement celebrations with my family and my teammates wearing silly tshirts of my insta pics then everyone cries Max Scherzer: you will drag my lifeless body off the mound after I’ve bitten the manager & punched the pitching coach
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Iowa got so many calls. So many. Michigan absolutely made mistakes but that one was taken from them.
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I may have only slept a few hours last night and if I did it was in 3-5 bursts, then 3.3 rough miles hiking and then mowing, I'm absolutely knackered.
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Rip Roz
Spotty dog passed out on a brown dog bed with multiple legs straight up in the air like bloated roadkill
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Max Scherzer Washington National
Alt: Max Scherzer Washington National saying swears
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm trying to nap in my hammock and chickadees keep landing on it
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Modern car designers:
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Benetti and Dirks are so good at this.
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How can you not be romantic about baseball
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gives Max Clark a big hug after he's known him for 15 minutes
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This was the baseball equivalent of Andy proposing to Angela when the writers were setting up Jim's proposal to Pam
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
👌
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Roy @yeahiroy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Verlander has had such a great career and he deserves any and all celebrations
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