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@brianclement.com
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Scifi/horror novelist /director Brian F.H. Clement. @ourgodsarereal coming soon! 1/2 of @ghostcatscomic, ハーフ日系人, whole human. Certified personal trainer (NFPT) Used to sell beer at Jays games (retired 😂)

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Brian @brianclement.com · 03/09/2026
Vladdy getting up off the mat down the stretch and going berserk? Sign me up
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Brian @brianclement.com · 30/08/2026
When you’re a genetically engineered super villain who’s mad at but also can’t help but admire your nemesis for knowing your shield prefix codes
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Brian @brianclement.com · 30/07/2026
Look at the size of this kid
A large young man playing 1st base with other players for scale
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Brian @brianclement.com · 30/07/2026
The first baseman for the Vancouver Canadians is a tank
The very large player at 1st base for the Vancouver Canadians
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Brian @brianclement.com · 24/06/2026
😎
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Brian @brianclement.com · 27/05/2026
Why does the 407 need advertising? 😂
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Brian @brianclement.com · 24/05/2026
Did NOT spend the day watching rough ballgame. DID spend the day with @parietines.bsky.social exploring southern Ontario
An abandoned car, very smashed upThe interior of an abandoned houseA big spooky room with the silhouette of a bandit looking like she is about to parachute into occupied FranceAbandoned building covered in graffiti
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Brian @brianclement.com · 09/05/2026
Do you think Dylan Cease works out with nunchuks in his spare time?
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Brian @brianclement.com · 09/05/2026
Seeing Manoah pitch for another team
Colonel Trautman saying, “however he may have ended up”Colonel Trautman saying “there was a time when he was very special”
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Brian @brianclement.com · 01/05/2026
Was going to say this is like when Homer gets heart surgery and the last thing he sees is Dr Nick Riviera saying “what the hell is that?” but even he wears a mask
Homer Simpson’s view just before going under anaesthetic for open heart surgery as Dr. Nick Riviera says “what the hell is that?”
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Brian @brianclement.com · 11/04/2026
View from the outfield of the Blue Jays playing the Twins
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Brian @brianclement.com · 09/04/2026
Different divisions in the Bajoran militia (brick red, beige, grey), although they all wear grey in the mirror universe
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Brian @brianclement.com · 14/01/2026
Poster of the film Tucker: The Man and His Dream, in which Jeff Bridges plays Preston Tucker, not the baseball player with the same last name
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Brian @brianclement.com · 16/12/2025
Watching an old movie from 1982 Julie Darling, started thinking locations looked familiar, suddenly the CN tower pops up. Turns out it was a Canadian tax shelter film co-pro with W Germany. They shot all over downtown Toronto including the Eaton Centre, Bay & Bloor, Church st, & King st east
Still from 1982 film Julie Darling showing  King st east looking west toward St Lawrence Hall, and an old streetcar in the background
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Brian @brianclement.com · 30/10/2025
FUN
Skydome watch party for game 5 of the World Series!
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Brian @brianclement.com · 11/10/2025
Homer Simpson crying and saying “they’re both losers! Losers!”
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Brian @brianclement.com · 02/10/2025
Can anyone tell me what this mascot is supposed to be?
Picture of the Guardians-Tigers wild card game with a pastry-like mascot applauding in the stands
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Brian @brianclement.com · 01/10/2025
Apu Nahasapeemapetilon holding a copy of the adult magazine Gigantic Asses
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Brian @brianclement.com · 30/09/2025
Lisa Simpson saying “I feel so dirty. The dirt’s not coming off.” As she tries to brush off imaginary dirt in a state of heightened anxiety
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Brian @brianclement.com · 02/08/2025
Thanks again @laurab7.bsky.social !! (Wincing due to the score 😂)
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Brian @brianclement.com · 22/07/2025
A group of mobsters on the television program The Sopranos sit around complaining about their favourite team the New York Yankees losing to the Toronto Blue Jays, with one of them saying “do you believe these fuckin’ Blue Jays?”
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Brian @brianclement.com · 17/07/2025
See even the porn spambots are horny for the Jays
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Brian @brianclement.com · 12/06/2025
At the @vancanadians.bsky.social game and just got to see Arjun Nimmala crush a 3-run bomb to left. What a treat!
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Brian @brianclement.com · 11/06/2025
Happy “the Blue Jays finally achieve a positive run differential” day to those who celebrate 😂
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Brian @brianclement.com · 12/04/2025
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Brian @brianclement.com · 06/04/2025
Various players on the Springfield nuclear plant softball team get their novelty “bats” ready, including a table leg and a prosthetic human leg, inspired by Homer Simpson’s “magic bat”
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Brian @brianclement.com · 04/04/2025
Got to hang out with Danny Burrito thanks to @parietines.bsky.social
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Brian @brianclement.com · 03/03/2025
Naturally I forgot the Oscars were happening and watched these today instead
Poster for the 1987 film Slaughterhouse Rock depicting a demonic face above AlcatrazPoster for 1982 film 爆裂都市 aka Burst City, depicting various gang members and an armoured fist holding a battle axe
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Brian @brianclement.com · 28/12/2024
Blue Jays:
A still frame from the Simpsons episode “Homer at the Bat” in which Mr. Burns, assembling his roster of ringers for the company softball team, has just suggested various players who have long since died. Smithers had responded by telling Mr. Burns that one of the players had been dead for over 100 years, so Mr. Burns responds by saying, “Alright, find me some good players… LIVING players!”
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Brian @brianclement.com · 24/12/2024
“Snoopy’s playing the guitar. That’s impossible. He doesn’t have fingers. He could strum but he couldn’t do chords”
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Brian @brianclement.com · 14/12/2024
Survived!
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Brian @brianclement.com · 26/11/2024
Testing alt text addition by using screenshots to illustrate what people say when I leave the room
Edwige Fenech in 1971 film The Strange Vice of Mrs Wardh, looking off camera saying “You know what that man’s like”Edwige Fenech in 1971 film The Strange Vice of Mrs Wardh, looking off camera saying “Pervert and maniac”
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Brian @brianclement.com · 23/11/2024
I’d just like to get from place to place without regular threats to my life
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Brian @brianclement.com · 20/11/2024
Air Bud did what Ohtani and Trout could not
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Brian @brianclement.com · 16/11/2024
It’s at Homeland, right beside Fort Adventure
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Brian @brianclement.com · 09/11/2024
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