Brian @brian215.bsky.social · 5hI don’t know about you, but I didn’t have a single moment of doubt that the Birds would win this game. 2151
Reposted by BrianJimmy Kempski @jimmykempski.bsky.social · 6hEagles' best hope is if this Jags long snapper fires it 30 yards over the punter. 4597
Reposted by BrianSarah McLaughlin @sarahemclaugh.bsky.social · 6hhave we considered putting the defense out to try an offensive drive. just to see what happens 1374
Brian @brian215.bsky.social · 6hThey need to drag him down the steps at Hampstead Station by his hair. 010
Brian @brian215.bsky.social · 6hlol the Eagles can win it with a field goal, sure, but they cannot get into field-goal range. This team is waterboarding in human form. 0211
Brian @brian215.bsky.social · 6hGood catch. Congratulations. Life is nothing but a painful march toward eternal darkness. 0110
Brian @brian215.bsky.social · 6hStop them here, they’ll have the ball back in a minute. Love this game. 010
Reposted by BrianHurkaDoesSports @hurkadoessports.bsky.social · 6hJacksonville: Here, Eagles. Take this win. You need it more than we do. Eagles: Nah, we're good. Jaguars: Are you sure? We really don't want this. Eagles: We. Said. No. 02510
Reposted by BrianBrian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the philadelphia eagles are going to do one thing every week and that’s play in the stupidest football game you’ve ever seen 617125
Brian @brian215.bsky.social · 6hThis game has been fucking awful to watch. And I have morning Guinness in me. 060
Brian @brian215.bsky.social · 6hPick 6 please.static.klipy.comPrincess Leia: You're My Only HopeAlt: Princess Leia: You're My Only Hope 080
Brian @brian215.bsky.social · 6hAnd now’s the part of the show when the offense’s inability to string long drives together shows in the defense being porous and exhausted. 0110
Brian @brian215.bsky.social · 6hI wonder if I’ve ever seen two Eagles WRs defending one another on a third down play. 1130
Brian @brian215.bsky.social · 6hStop showing the mohawked facepaint jitbag. He does not represent us. 0140
Reposted by Brianone dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 7hlosing Jalyx Hunt for the season because the Jaguars are apparently entitled to infinite do-overs on trying and failing to pick up a yard 414824
Brian @brian215.bsky.social · 8hBuddy ball. I’m going to ram my head through a brick wall by 11:30. 040
Reposted by BrianThe Baldfather @solochills.blacksky.app · 9hThat's what we need, less words more punches in the face. Civil discourse has gotten us nowhere 2174
Reposted by BrianBrian @brian215.bsky.social · 14/09/2026When you saw only one set of footprints, it is there where Jalen Carter carried you. 0414
