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@brettskalicky.bsky.social
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Contributor to Points in Case, The Haven comedy, Daily Drunk Magazine, and The Hollywood Time$. Part time marine www.pointsincase.com/author/brett-s… medium.com/@skalicky-brett www.hwoodtimes.com/brett-skalicky

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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 11h
Gary Jules Arrested for ‘Mad World’ Cover buff.ly/pvDPfIc
Gary Jules Arrested for ‘Mad World’ Cover
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 30/09/2026
Evil Game Genie’s Cheats All Have Ironic Consequences buff.ly/UI7jn2L
Evil Game Genie’s Cheats All Have Ironic Consequences
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 28/09/2026
OPINION: I Think the Stuff You Like Sucks Because We Need the Clicks buff.ly/hIBMmNF
OPINION: I Think the Stuff You Like Sucks Because We Need the Clicks
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brettskalicky.bsky.social @brettskalicky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We shouldn’t be judging Peter Thiel based on a 20 second clip of him saying if you’re evil you’re not bad. We should be judging him based on the full 15 minute video of him saying it
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brettskalicky.bsky.social @brettskalicky.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What happens in Helvetia, West Virgina stays in Helvetia, West Virgina (nothing)
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 24/09/2026
‘At Least Our Town Isn’t Being Consumed by Wildfires’ (Guest Article by the Mayor of Silent Hill) buff.ly/CQC2nMC
‘At Least Our Town Isn’t Being Consumed by Wildfires’ (Guest Article by the Mayor of Silent Hill)
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 25/09/2026
My Three Star Review of the Toluca Lake Bed and Breakfast in Silent Hill buff.ly/jthwQnV
My Three Star Review of the Toluca Lake Bed and Breakfast in Silent Hill
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brettskalicky.bsky.social @brettskalicky.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You may not like him and you’d be correct. Logan Paul sucks
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 18/09/2026
Shitty Bar doesn’t have any Side Quests buff.ly/n2LHGp0
Shitty Bar doesn’t have any Side Quests
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 16/09/2026
World of Warcraft Player Blown Away by Game with 2015 Graphics buff.ly/QN6BhqM
World of Warcraft Player Blown Away by Game with 2015 Graphics
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 17/09/2026
Nintendo Under Fire for Leaving Metroid Unattended in Hot Car buff.ly/IhIfwQa
Nintendo Under Fire for Leaving Metroid Unattended in Hot Car
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brettskalicky.bsky.social @brettskalicky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s opening acts are gonna feel good about cancelling once they hear about the Ed Sheeran news
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brettskalicky.bsky.social @brettskalicky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I have shit myself with explosive diarrhea in public before so I’m already halfway there to becoming a HYROX champion
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brettskalicky.bsky.social @brettskalicky.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Day #10,346 of Ed Sheeran not giving me a reason to listen to his music
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 15/09/2026
Horrific Nose-Picking Incident Claims the Life of Wolverine buff.ly/JqWGnpl
Horrific Nose-Picking Incident Claims the Life of Wolverine
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 14/09/2026
Wolverine Charged with the Murder of Eleven Manicurists buff.ly/9kTbYnn
Wolverine Charged with the Murder of Eleven Manicurists
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 12/09/2026
Home Gardening Virtuoso Successfully Turns $800 into a Side Salad: tinyurl.com/4uxmdjtz
Man fondly gazing upon a small garden salad bowl with a giant backyard garden behind him.
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 10/09/2026
Report: Canada Geese Tourism to United States Down 85%: tinyurl.com/499977t3
Canada geese flying south with a backdrop of trees with golden-yellow fall leaves
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brettskalicky.bsky.social @brettskalicky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My dad’s fantasy football punishment was telling me that he loves me
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 09/09/2026
Google Maps Shrugs, Renames Lake Union to Lake Confederacy: tinyurl.com/54sx3nm
Google Map of Seattle showing Lake Union renamed to Lake Confederacy
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brettskalicky.bsky.social @brettskalicky.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The camel that broke the straw after stepping on it
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brettskalicky.bsky.social @brettskalicky.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I’ll wait for the Tom Holland reboot
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brettskalicky.bsky.social @brettskalicky.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Thank god my landlord is a medieval knight and all I have to do is pay him 15% of my harvest every month
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 04/09/2026
Jock Bullies Nerd into Doing His MCU Homework buff.ly/zA7cnFQ
Jock Bullies Nerd into Doing His MCU Homework
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 03/09/2026
Authorities Successfully Talk Yoshi Off Roof of Peach's Castle buff.ly/80UfGn2
Authorities Successfully Talk Yoshi Off Roof of Peach's Castle
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brettskalicky.bsky.social @brettskalicky.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Where are all the entry level CEO jobs
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 31/08/2026
Baby Mario Dies of SIDS buff.ly/akKO1dS
Baby Mario Dies of SIDS.
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 29/08/2026
New PNW Edition Prius Includes Extra Mirrors to Watch Drivers Behind Them Go Nuts: tinyurl.com/3bm893z6
Back of a Prius in the left lane of a freeway with four extra giant side view mirrors and old bumper stickers reading "Obama 08" and "Please be patient, student driver"
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brettskalicky.bsky.social @brettskalicky.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Despite what everyone said, I have zero regrets about my Barry Manilow hand tattoo
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brettskalicky.bsky.social @brettskalicky.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Someone somewhere out there has a great grandpa named Kyle
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brettskalicky.bsky.social @brettskalicky.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The GTA 6 extended look was so realistic it featured my wife serving me divorce papers
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Zagardal @zagardal.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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brettskalicky.bsky.social @brettskalicky.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I’m sure the Bigfoot existed at some point but RFK Jr. likely ran him over with a mini van and ate him so we’ll never truly know
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 26/08/2026
GTA 6 Cops' Testicles Will Shrink and Expand Depending on Which Neighborhood They Patrol buff.ly/6xwmJk1
GTA 6 Cops' Testicles Will Shrink and Expand Depending on Which Neighborhood They Patrol
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brettskalicky.bsky.social @brettskalicky.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m 100% sure my chiropractor doesn’t have a degree but he’s muscular so he probably knows what he’s doing
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 25/08/2026
Traffic Cops Now Issuing Mariners Tickets to Improperly Parked Cars: tinyurl.com/y2vnyh9x
Cop sliding parking violation envelope reading "Parking Mariner Ticket" with a visible Mariner ticket peeking out under a windshield wiper as a man in the background brings a palm to his forehead.
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 24/08/2026
Ten Pokémon RFK Jr. Would Eat After Hitting Them With His Car ggtribune.com/2026/08/24/t...
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brettskalicky.bsky.social @brettskalicky.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Just hit a 0.08 40 yard dash in my car
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 21/08/2026
Ecco Exposed as One of Those Rapist Cannibal Dolphins ggtribune.com/2026/08/21/e...
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brettskalicky.bsky.social @brettskalicky.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I knew he wasn’t natural Anotha one at the bune
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 20/08/2026
Waluigi Admits to Dickmaxxing ggtribune.com/2026/08/20/w...
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 18/08/2026
Opinion: The Greatest Roguelike of All? Life Itself ggtribune.com/2026/08/18/o...
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GG TRIBUNE @ggtribune.com · 19/08/2026
EA Clarifies “Roblox-Like” ‘Sims 4’ Marketplace Hasn't Attracted as Many Pedophiles as They Would Like ggtribune.com/2026/08/19/e...
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brettskalicky.bsky.social @brettskalicky.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It’s really nice of the GTA 6 leaker to give us a live demo of the 6 star wanted system
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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 19/08/2026
We’re growing over at @hwoodtimes.com and we’d love for you to join us over on Patreon. We have a FREE tier which is a great way to stay updated. At our $5 tier, you not only get the satisfaction of supporting indie comedy, but you also get some sweet benefits 1/? www.patreon.com/HWoodTimes?u...
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brettskalicky.bsky.social @brettskalicky.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Finally Jason Kelce’s pee is being used for a good cause
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brettskalicky.bsky.social @brettskalicky.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
That GTA 6 hacker better swap their clothes or something to reduce that wanted level
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brettskalicky.bsky.social @brettskalicky.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I could have went pro but my complete and total inability to play the sport held me back
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brettskalicky.bsky.social @brettskalicky.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I can’t believe the new Paw Patrol movie was shot entirely in 70 mm IMAX
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The Needling @theneedling.com · 13/08/2026
Lime Abandons Disastrous E-Unicycle Sharing Program: tinyurl.com/35w3zymc
Two people riding Lime-branded unicycles down Downtown Seattle street
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