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Brett Armstrong

@brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social
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General Surgeon, Florida Man, happily married with two boys. “In a world where you can be anything, be kind”

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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
This was absolutely breathtaking! Flying over the Swiss Alps
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Time to do something absolutely batshit crazy.
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Hello!
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
@tampabaybuccaneers.bsky.social Reppin’ Tampa Bay from the Matterhorn! Go Bucs!
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
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Dr. Annie Andrews @drannieandrews.com · 20/09/2025
Did we all take organic chemistry & the MCAT & miss the social part of our early 20’s and work 80 hours a week for 3+ years for the brain worm guy who doesn’t know what a p-value is to destroy our nation’s public health system? No. Time to lean into our expertise and speak up.
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Katie Porter’s White Board @ohdangitevie.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
He’s flying his face at half mast.
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
The assassination of Charlie Kirk makes we worry we can no longer have peaceful discussions of whether gays should be stoned to death or civil and collegial debates about whether black people are inherently inferior. Our culture will suffer. New York Times tomorrow
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Because for this administration, it’s all about the appearances rather than actual improvements
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Sold.
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Gouda Sofia @updrafter.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Joseph Ladapo’s rocky time at the University of Florida - POLITICO www.politico.com/news/2023/11...
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University of Florida turns against Joe Ladapo
Colleagues say the state surgeon general rarely is on campus and has “sullied” the reputation of the flagship school.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/09/2025
Warnock to RFK jr: "For the first time, we are seeing deaths of children from measles. We haven't seen that in two decades. We're seeing that under your watch. You are a hazard to the health of the American people."
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/09/2025
WARNER: Do you accept the fact that 1 million Americans died from covid? RFK Jr: I don't know how many died W: You're the secretary of health and human services. You don't have any idea how many Americans died from covid? RFK Jr: I don't think anybody knows that W: How can you be that ignorant?
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Personal fan. Cooling towel. Freeze a hand towel and put it down the back of your shirt. Umbrella until picture time.
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Ruth Ann Crystal @drruth.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
👉14 Tips for Healthcare Workers when ICE shows up at the Hospital or Clinic
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Water?! Like…for plants?!
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I see whatcha did there!
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a man with a mustache is wearing a white shirt that says ted lasso on it
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
More people willing to photograph and pay to tickle your feet = more happiness
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
What about lavender and walking barefoot?
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Omg same exact response lol
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Spite
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 11/08/2025
Ya it’s never easy. Sandwiches work well. Either the compliment/critique/compliment or just telling them they suck and offering a sandwich.
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Donde are you vacationing?
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Yup. Strongly considering moving someplace my kids are safe from preventable diseases and scientists are respected. I realize that’s ableist to leave the problem, but my kids are my main priority.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 05/08/2025
Every reputable expert I know considers mRNA vaccine technology to be one of the most revolutionary advances in medicine in our lifetimes. Its inventors won the Nobel Prize in 2023. Shutting it down now is pointless self-harm to humanity.
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
That’s amazing! But I’m worried the federal government will intervene. You know, states rights and all that 🙄
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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 29/07/2025
Okay I referenced this the other day, but I thought a thread might be helpful for people unfamiliar with the theory, so here it is: the Drunk Uncle theory of arguing with people on the internet
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
I’m starting to put feelers out. The rise of white nationalism is concerning, the healthcare system is teetering. I think if they remove the vaccine requirements from schools that’s a big step for me.
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Nice little Sunday pot roast
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Meidas Charise Lee 💙🌊🌴🥥🫘 @chariselee.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
😂😂😂😂😂
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
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a man in a blue shirt is talking to a man in a camo shirt who is saying " thank you for your service "
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Fucking fight. Every time.
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Oh we got more of that stuff than we know what to do with 😂
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
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a man is saying `` i would like that very much '' while wearing a black hoodie .
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Axe Body Spray
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Anybody know of any surgeons practicing in Europe who would be willing to talk about life there?
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
The president: and also they don’t have Apu on the Simpsons anymore Aide: ok sir but the electrical grid has just- The President: and Cleveland on Family Guy used to be voiced by a white man, thank you for your attention to this Aide: yes sir but The President: BET? Why can rappers say that word
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
This just looks like Mr. Poopy Butthole.
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
I don’t know. I’d probably just file this under natural selection. You want to buy a giant bottle of ivermectin at Costco to treat your skin cancer? Knock yourself out.
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
We have a device given to all specialists that tells us the optimal time to call back when you’re busy
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Damn that’s girthy!
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
IF NOT NOW THEN WHEN?!?!
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
Schindler’s List please!
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 08/06/2025
Where are the solidarity protests? Maybe I'm in a media bubble, but are other cities mobilizing in solidarity with LA?
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
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a man in a suit and tie is smiling and says `` that 's what she said . ''
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Auntie Social @auntiesocial.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
I invented a game where you eat Scrabble tiles and have 5 tries to shit out a word. I call it Turdle
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
What sailors don’t know the height of their vessel?! And plan for it during high tides?!
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Brett Armstrong @brettarmstrongmd.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Update: twenty years later this still slaps
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