Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 07/10/2026I’d be more likely to buy solo stove accessories if they weren’t typically twice the price of the actual pit itself. 010
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 04/10/2026We’ve already talked about this. If you don’t remember, I can’t help you. 010
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 04/10/2026Yes, but it has nothing to do with the drywall. 120
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 04/10/2026I’m looking forward to a retirement far, far away from people who mow their lawn 24/7. In fact, I don’t want a lawn where I’m going. 150
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 04/10/2026I have to do drywall tomorrow. Pray for me. 021
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 30/09/2026I will never understand folks whose music playlists are all obscure video game soundtracks. That stuff gives me an instant headache. 000
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 29/09/2026I’m honestly not sure which joke will die first, if at all. Variants of Deez Nuts or the more cowbell thing. I think they’re just part of our collective consciousness and I should accept it and move on. 000
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 28/09/2026My music algo keeps feeding me Ministry like a bad friend who wants to start a bar fight. 000
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 28/09/2026Next up, a shit ton of drywall work, which I’m worse at but wasn’t always so we’ll see where this goes. 010
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 28/09/2026Still counting the very expected scrapes and cuts from this weekend’s replace the tool shed floor project, which came out pretty ok despite me being a crap carpenter. 110
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 27/09/2026My wife just pointed out that nobody ever verified the puzzle was done correctly and not made up nonsense and it made me feel a little better until I remembered how German that side of the family is. They’re like Vulcans, they cannot lie. 000
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 27/09/2026Remembering how my grandmother would do her jumbo-sized crosswords on paper with a pen like a reckless psychopath. I can’t even handle the mid one without reaching for the check puzzle button after five entries. 110
Reposted by Blacque Jacque ShellacqueGeorge Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you 11567461184
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 23/09/2026That Rebecca Black album is LOUD. Rattling the rust off of my poor Fit. 011
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 20/09/2026Props to Food & Wine for having a usable site where I was actually able to read the article I clicked on instead of having it be some kind of asinine video game where you dodge ads and miss most of the content. 010
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 19/09/2026We’re across the bay from a shipyard and at night it’s kind of beautiful. 020
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 18/09/2026Buried ourselves in door county and will be consuming all the baked goods and watching the ships roll in. 000
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 17/09/2026I know gas prices are up blah blah blah but why don’t I see anyone quacking about how toilet paper is like two inches narrower than it used to be? 001
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 10/09/2026We’re not making things worse though, that much is for certain. 010
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 10/09/2026In the end, support your partner every step of the way. They are making the hard choices, too. 010
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 10/09/2026Compound all this with having gotten help from professionals educated in such things only to have them tell you you’re doing everything right. 210
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 10/09/2026Add literally anything that’s outside of what society deems as a norm and that plane is also on fire, heading through mountains, with a gremlin at the wheel. 110
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 10/09/2026Making the ‘wrong’ decision is something you cannot avoid as a parent and it’s foolish to think all your decisions are the correct ones. There’s no manual for children and it’s usually like building the plane while flying. 110
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 10/09/2026There are times when, as a parent, you run into parent issues that you know for certain, despite all of their successes, your own parents would not be able to help you with. It’s not necessarily their fault, just how they’re wired. This is a difficult realization since you feel totally untethered. 110
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 10/09/2026When you put placeholder copy on the new components on a page and it kinda sorta makes sense but really not and the client leaves it. 010
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 10/09/202685% of the people I work with are under 32. It has changed me. 020
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 07/09/2026Third hole cut in the wall of the basement stairs chasing the mouse nest giving off the worst sme …. Ah, there it is. No active participants in this game aside from myself so no one to relocate. Hopefully it’s just two bottles of enzyme cleaner and seal that shit back up. 011
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 03/09/2026Sometimes you just need to be buried in cats. 020
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 01/09/2026But what if I want to be ripped apart by my conscience in sexy nurse outfits? 010
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 31/08/2026We got a ton of rain over here by the airport. Thunder too. 100
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 30/08/2026Oof. Sorry that happened, hope you can get things sorted soon. 010
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 25/08/2026Please stop taking all the good ones and leaving the trash. 010
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 24/08/2026I didn’t know they stopped the Labor Day thing. Did a double take in case I actually did forget what day it was. 020
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 23/08/2026I’m not sure why we need generative AI when we have Russians with accordions on TikTok. 010
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 20/08/2026I just remind myself that the coffee here and in pretty much every office I’ve worked in, is atrocious. 010
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 13/08/2026Today is whatever. Here is your soundtrack. youtu.be/hK5w0_rqfvE?...youtu.beCure for PainYouTube video by Morphine - Topic 010
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 11/08/2026I’ve struggled to name a song that I’ve only heard a couple times over a span of THIRTY YEARS but it literally landed in my lap today on TikTok of all places. Nightmare (Sinister Strings Remix) by Brainbug if you’re interested. I truly don’t know what to do with myself. 100
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 11/08/2026Everything is fine, nothing to worry about. 010
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 03/08/2026Restaurants! Put your damn location in your profile info if you’re going to advertise on socials. It’s hella stupid that this isn’t done by default at this point. 010
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 27/07/2026This from an actual Architectural Digest article. I no longer follow Architectural Digest. 020
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 21/07/2026This is mostly because I saw it with my dad and I love hacker movies, plus there really is no standout for me in this year. 010
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 21/07/2026You choose by picking Heathers cause that’s the correct answer. No shade to Beetlejuice but … it’s Heathers. 010
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 02/07/2026Ah, we’re at the ‘What are Inde Navarrette’s thoughts on corned beef?’ stage of the movie hysteria. 110