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Blacque Jacque Shellacque

@brentseehafer.com
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Despite my best efforts, that's not my cat. Behave yourselves.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 07/10/2026
I’d be more likely to buy solo stove accessories if they weren’t typically twice the price of the actual pit itself.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 06/10/2026
Stop this damn ride, I need to get off.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 04/10/2026
We’ve already talked about this. If you don’t remember, I can’t help you.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 04/10/2026
Yes, but it has nothing to do with the drywall.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 04/10/2026
I’m looking forward to a retirement far, far away from people who mow their lawn 24/7. In fact, I don’t want a lawn where I’m going.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 04/10/2026
I have to do drywall tomorrow. Pray for me.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 30/09/2026
I will never understand folks whose music playlists are all obscure video game soundtracks. That stuff gives me an instant headache.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 29/09/2026
I’m honestly not sure which joke will die first, if at all. Variants of Deez Nuts or the more cowbell thing. I think they’re just part of our collective consciousness and I should accept it and move on.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 28/09/2026
My music algo keeps feeding me Ministry like a bad friend who wants to start a bar fight.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 28/09/2026
Next up, a shit ton of drywall work, which I’m worse at but wasn’t always so we’ll see where this goes.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 28/09/2026
Still counting the very expected scrapes and cuts from this weekend’s replace the tool shed floor project, which came out pretty ok despite me being a crap carpenter.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 27/09/2026
My wife just pointed out that nobody ever verified the puzzle was done correctly and not made up nonsense and it made me feel a little better until I remembered how German that side of the family is. They’re like Vulcans, they cannot lie.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 27/09/2026
Remembering how my grandmother would do her jumbo-sized crosswords on paper with a pen like a reckless psychopath. I can’t even handle the mid one without reaching for the check puzzle button after five entries.
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 23/09/2026
That Rebecca Black album is LOUD. Rattling the rust off of my poor Fit.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 20/09/2026
Props to Food & Wine for having a usable site where I was actually able to read the article I clicked on instead of having it be some kind of asinine video game where you dodge ads and miss most of the content.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 20/09/2026
Nerd.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 19/09/2026
We’re across the bay from a shipyard and at night it’s kind of beautiful.
Fincantieri ship builders at dusk.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 18/09/2026
Buried ourselves in door county and will be consuming all the baked goods and watching the ships roll in.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 17/09/2026
I know gas prices are up blah blah blah but why don’t I see anyone quacking about how toilet paper is like two inches narrower than it used to be?
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 10/09/2026
We’re not making things worse though, that much is for certain.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 10/09/2026
In the end, support your partner every step of the way. They are making the hard choices, too.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 10/09/2026
Compound all this with having gotten help from professionals educated in such things only to have them tell you you’re doing everything right.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 10/09/2026
Add literally anything that’s outside of what society deems as a norm and that plane is also on fire, heading through mountains, with a gremlin at the wheel.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 10/09/2026
Making the ‘wrong’ decision is something you cannot avoid as a parent and it’s foolish to think all your decisions are the correct ones. There’s no manual for children and it’s usually like building the plane while flying.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 10/09/2026
There are times when, as a parent, you run into parent issues that you know for certain, despite all of their successes, your own parents would not be able to help you with. It’s not necessarily their fault, just how they’re wired. This is a difficult realization since you feel totally untethered.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 10/09/2026
When you put placeholder copy on the new components on a page and it kinda sorta makes sense but really not and the client leaves it.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 10/09/2026
85% of the people I work with are under 32. It has changed me.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 07/09/2026
Third hole cut in the wall of the basement stairs chasing the mouse nest giving off the worst sme …. Ah, there it is. No active participants in this game aside from myself so no one to relocate. Hopefully it’s just two bottles of enzyme cleaner and seal that shit back up.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 03/09/2026
Sometimes you just need to be buried in cats.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 01/09/2026
But what if I want to be ripped apart by my conscience in sexy nurse outfits?
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 31/08/2026
We got a ton of rain over here by the airport. Thunder too.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 30/08/2026
Oof. Sorry that happened, hope you can get things sorted soon.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 27/08/2026
alt text lol
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 25/08/2026
Please stop taking all the good ones and leaving the trash.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 24/08/2026
I didn’t know they stopped the Labor Day thing. Did a double take in case I actually did forget what day it was.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 23/08/2026
I’m not sure why we need generative AI when we have Russians with accordions on TikTok.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 20/08/2026
I just remind myself that the coffee here and in pretty much every office I’ve worked in, is atrocious.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 13/08/2026
Today is whatever. Here is your soundtrack. youtu.be/hK5w0_rqfvE?...
youtu.be
Cure for Pain
YouTube video by Morphine - Topic
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 11/08/2026
I’ve struggled to name a song that I’ve only heard a couple times over a span of THIRTY YEARS but it literally landed in my lap today on TikTok of all places. Nightmare (Sinister Strings Remix) by Brainbug if you’re interested. I truly don’t know what to do with myself.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 11/08/2026
Everything is fine, nothing to worry about.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 03/08/2026
Restaurants! Put your damn location in your profile info if you’re going to advertise on socials. It’s hella stupid that this isn’t done by default at this point.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 03/08/2026
Wakka Wakka Wakka! ❤️🧸
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 27/07/2026
This from an actual Architectural Digest article. I no longer follow Architectural Digest.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 27/07/2026
Yeah, um, no it’s not.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 23/07/2026
Did Nazi that coming … dead.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 22/07/2026
But you did today, so…
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 21/07/2026
This is mostly because I saw it with my dad and I love hacker movies, plus there really is no standout for me in this year.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 21/07/2026
You choose by picking Heathers cause that’s the correct answer. No shade to Beetlejuice but … it’s Heathers.
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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 02/07/2026
Ah, we’re at the ‘What are Inde Navarrette’s thoughts on corned beef?’ stage of the movie hysteria.
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