Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 19/09/2026We’re across the bay from a shipyard and at night it’s kind of beautiful. 020
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 11/08/2026Everything is fine, nothing to worry about. 010
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 21/07/2026This is mostly because I saw it with my dad and I love hacker movies, plus there really is no standout for me in this year. 010
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 06/05/2026I 100% positive I’m not the first but I haven’t seen this yet so here ya go. 020
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 03/03/2026Is everything ok over at @nbcchicago.com ? Your ads are, um, well ... 000
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 29/01/2026Ok, stylistic choices aside, this is NOT how you did this. Frankly, this wouldn't even work. 010
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 28/01/2026There's been a few albums that hit me in the face (in a nice way) but then stuck with me over the years as absolute favorites. It'd be hard to pick a top ten but this would easily be in the top five, for sure. I missed a chance to see them live before Mark passed and I regret it. 000
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 21/12/2025Ladies and gentlemen, my father in a one act play of: "Unprompted zero context messages in the evening." 020
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 30/11/2025One thing my deck has always been good at is recording the amount of snowfall since we sit lower than our neighbors and it doesn't blow off. 010
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 29/11/2025What perfect album came out the year you turned 16? 000
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 21/10/2025Why I stopped buying vinyl years ago and started buying CDs again, a story in one picture. 110
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 13/10/2025Fun fact: I almost fell off this thing when I was 17 and incredibly stupid. 130
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 09/10/2025This is exactly what we needed, a $20 smoothie. All our problems are solved. 130
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 27/09/2025Gee, it's almost like executives are totally out of touch with literally everything these days. 010
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 04/09/2025This was the best takeaway from my son's curriculum night. I was so pleased to see one of these in a classroom. 040
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 15/07/2025Just keep doing these and eventually we'll get Skynet. This won't end badly. 120
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 06/07/2025These perforations have got to be for something more than just a major annoyance. I don't think I've successfully opened one of these without this kinda thing happening. 100
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 20/05/2025There's just zero reason for this being the only actual content on this page. None. Media has completely failed us. 000
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 03/05/2025Darling, come here, fuck me up the- Sit on your face I wanna sit on your face Sit on your face I wanna sit on your face Sit on your face I wanna sit on your face Sit on your face I wanna sit on your face 110
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 24/04/202528 years. That's how long it takes for the glue to dry out on the sticker on your The The CD and for it to peel away. Prepare yourselves. 120
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 01/03/2025Man, it's so hard not to hate everything now. www.instagram.com/share/BAMoSx... 130
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 20/02/2025150% here for these special little fuck yous. 030
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 09/02/2025When this was the only weird news in the checkout line. 010
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 04/02/2025Yeah, fuck pretty much everything about this crap. This future sucks. 010
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 30/12/2024It's important to have some good test copy when installing a new printer at your desktop. 020
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 24/12/2024Why yes I did forget to attach the photo, thank you very much. 010
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 02/12/2023Idiot who thinks his email is mine keeps entering it into subscription sign ups and such. I do this kinda stuff every time there's a new one. Enjoy your discovery+ dipshit. 000
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 05/11/2023The lengths to which one teen who has recently discovered cooking will go to avoid doing dishes for three different meals at separate times of the morning. These were all clean at 6am and each one represents a different meal. 100
Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 04/11/2023Oh just fuck off with your category, mister. 000
