iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 07/10/2026

I’d be more likely to buy solo stove accessories if they weren’t typically twice the price of the actual pit itself.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 06/10/2026

Stop this damn ride, I need to get off.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 04/10/2026

I’m looking forward to a retirement far, far away from people who mow their lawn 24/7. In fact, I don’t want a lawn where I’m going.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 04/10/2026

I have to do drywall tomorrow. Pray for me.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 30/09/2026

I will never understand folks whose music playlists are all obscure video game soundtracks. That stuff gives me an instant headache.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 29/09/2026

I’m honestly not sure which joke will die first, if at all. Variants of Deez Nuts or the more cowbell thing. I think they’re just part of our collective consciousness and I should accept it and move on.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 28/09/2026

My music algo keeps feeding me Ministry like a bad friend who wants to start a bar fight.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 28/09/2026

Still counting the very expected scrapes and cuts from this weekend’s replace the tool shed floor project, which came out pretty ok despite me being a crap carpenter.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 27/09/2026

Remembering how my grandmother would do her jumbo-sized crosswords on paper with a pen like a reckless psychopath. I can’t even handle the mid one without reaching for the check puzzle button after five entries.

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Drag queens ain't done shit to you

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 23/09/2026

That Rebecca Black album is LOUD. Rattling the rust off of my poor Fit.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 20/09/2026

Props to Food & Wine for having a usable site where I was actually able to read the article I clicked on instead of having it be some kind of asinine video game where you dodge ads and miss most of the content.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 19/09/2026

We’re across the bay from a shipyard and at night it’s kind of beautiful.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 18/09/2026

Buried ourselves in door county and will be consuming all the baked goods and watching the ships roll in.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 17/09/2026

I know gas prices are up blah blah blah but why don’t I see anyone quacking about how toilet paper is like two inches narrower than it used to be?

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 10/09/2026

There are times when, as a parent, you run into parent issues that you know for certain, despite all of their successes, your own parents would not be able to help you with. It’s not necessarily their fault, just how they’re wired. This is a difficult realization since you feel totally untethered.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 10/09/2026

When you put placeholder copy on the new components on a page and it kinda sorta makes sense but really not and the client leaves it.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 07/09/2026

Third hole cut in the wall of the basement stairs chasing the mouse nest giving off the worst sme …. Ah, there it is. No active participants in this game aside from myself so no one to relocate. Hopefully it’s just two bottles of enzyme cleaner and seal that shit back up.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 03/09/2026

Sometimes you just need to be buried in cats.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 25/08/2026

Please stop taking all the good ones and leaving the trash.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 23/08/2026

I’m not sure why we need generative AI when we have Russians with accordions on TikTok.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 11/08/2026

I’ve struggled to name a song that I’ve only heard a couple times over a span of THIRTY YEARS but it literally landed in my lap today on TikTok of all places. Nightmare (Sinister Strings Remix) by Brainbug if you’re interested. I truly don’t know what to do with myself.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 11/08/2026

Everything is fine, nothing to worry about.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 03/08/2026

Restaurants! Put your damn location in your profile info if you’re going to advertise on socials. It’s hella stupid that this isn’t done by default at this point.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 02/07/2026

Ah, we’re at the ‘What are Inde Navarrette’s thoughts on corned beef?’ stage of the movie hysteria.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 22/06/2026

I buy one damn piece of jadeite and EBay thinks I want all of it now.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 20/06/2026

Another day, another oversized fried chicken sandwich restaurant.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 16/06/2026

The recent hint at a Tove Lo and Charli collab has made me melt a little.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 11/06/2026

Hearing the girls in Babymetal sing a song entirely in English weirds me out. It’s like Rammstein in English. It’s out of place.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 01/06/2026

Unless it had the cannoli feature like the one from Demolition Man, I don’t think I’d ever be comfortable in a self-driving car.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 30/05/2026

I mean have you tried not being a slayer?

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 26/05/2026

Reminder that if you didn’t have enough coffee to wake yourself up in the morning, almost getting run off the highway by a plumber will do the trick.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 25/05/2026

They Will Kill You is required reading, folks. I expect all of you to do your homework and have it turned in before the semester ends. Thank me later.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 18/05/2026

I noticed yesterday that I now have more gray nose hairs than any other color. Still processing this information, to be honest.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 14/05/2026

Sure is nice to see that after all these years Photoshop is still a flaming pile of crap.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 11/05/2026

Programming is basically fixing six problems in order to get to the one that was actually reported and I think I’m all done with this. #toofuckingoldforthisshit

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 06/05/2026

I 100% positive I’m not the first but I haven’t seen this yet so here ya go.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 06/05/2026

It’s not just that they’ve plagued the Kennedy with their awful billboards for years now but if you’re gonna advertise something that’s pretty invasive and really expensive maybe don’t do it with THAT haircut being the promised outcome.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 27/04/2026

I should start wearing a kilt to work. It’s not in the handbook that I can’t.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 25/04/2026

First bitchy red-winged blackbird divebomb of the season. Good job, daddy. You protect that mama.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 18/04/2026

Doing a last minute beard trim with unfastened french cuffs makes you feel like you have flippers for hands. I'd never done that before so it was news to me.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 18/04/2026

My wife told me last night that I snore like a dragon. I'm ok with that cause usually it's a bear or wildebeest or something else that doesn't have a large stockpile of gold somewhere. And it explains my acid reflux.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 18/04/2026

The local squirrels have gone through their defattening and are suddenly, seemingly overnight, all skinny again.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 09/04/2026

"As you can see" should be something I can actually see, just so you're aware.

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 07/04/2026

Your crime is time and it's 18 and life TO GOOOOOOOOOO!

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 05/04/2026

s02 Your Friends and Neighbors until it dawns on me that wah wah rich people problems is actually really boring television when it's presented with a liberal application of 'but we really have a conscience and shit'

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Blacque Jacque Shellacque @brentseehafer.com · 02/04/2026

Being older than Sean Lennon shouldn't be hitting me like it is.

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