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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique

@titotitoq85.bsky.social
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Wipe your feet when you step in my house. Hello new people. I’m your Puerto Rican friend that doesn’t actually think big pun is top 5. 40+ Disabled/Poly/Ace

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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
This is what I’ve been thinking about a lot.
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
My favorite is him in “bottoms”
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Off this app? I’m quiet, always make sure the outfit match the Jordan’s and I’m asking you a lot of questions and intently listening because I like to get to know people better than they know themselves.
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
That’s how you jinx it then we get a messy update 😂
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I’m convinced many have children because they want to take their oppression out on said children. You want to treat your kids the way life, your job, this system, has treated you. And the excuse you use is getting them ready for the real world.
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I’d say that’s me. Ion want kids but I like being a big brother/uncle type.
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Will smith not doing the matrix will never stop being funny to me cause im sure you thought wild Wild West was gonna hit then you was on Netflix doing cop movies with orcs
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I don’t want kids turned into I don’t like kids and they should never be anywhere I am 😭
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Lemme get that con arroz blanco tia
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Lincoln Clay in mafia 3:
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
When I heard “functioning coke user” I knew I’d heard everything
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Restaurants that have rice and beans as two seperate sides deserve a special place in hell.
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Will smith was infamously safe with his movie choices and he said the matrix wasn’t explained/pitched to him well so he didn’t do it.
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
yall complain about bad viral podcast clips but you keep posting them 😂
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
The fact that he turned down the matrix to do that 😂
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Me:
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
HAY COMIDA EN CASA
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Next time your kid complains about not wanting a shower put him through the car wash rinse
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Soooonnnnnn assasss iiiiiii gettttt homeeeee
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Barbie Devyndarbė @katchin05.blacksky.app · 24/08/2025
Me reading this:
media.tenor.com
a close up of a man 's face with a gray shirt on
Alt: Matt Damon getting immediately old
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
My version of this would be inviting her to a fighting game tournament I’m entering and losing every game I competed in.
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
This is hillarious
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
This question just gave me my AARP card
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Do you care if a rapper writes their lyrics or not?
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I feel so alone.
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Scrambled with cheese, onions, green/red peppers/kilbasa
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
GATORS AND OSTRICH YOU KNOW THE APPAREL. YOU CAN SEE MY OUTFIT ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL.
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Pour from your cup because you want to, not because you can.
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Stop forgiving people who never told you they were sorry.
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Love should always be a home you can return to, not a prison you feel obligated to remain in.
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
ITS GON BE TROUBLE
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I don’t drink I’m intoxicated by the blood of the lamb
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Hey Philly/philly adjacent people let’s hang out I need some friends.
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Same
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Thick and Tired @imsokb24.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Listen to What We Do (Album Version (Explicit)) on your streaming service tidal.com/browse/track... rapped like he was facing eviction
tidal.com
Freeway - What We Do (Album Version (Explicit))
Listen to What We Do (Album Version (Explicit)) on your streaming service
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Hello I am Prince of Nigeria. I buy your ps5 for quadruple the price. Just send me your social security number, a routing number and account number thank you.
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
youtu.be/7irnlQQY2us?...
youtu.be
Bam Bam featuringTina Bell slide show
YouTube video by ButtocksProductions
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I have crabs, I don’t know if they’re Alaskan king but, they feel huge.
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
MOIST
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Girl Melanie @immaculateice.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Somethings leaking
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
youtu.be/qozfhPsGvNA?...
youtu.be
Bam Bam - Curses in the Dark. [slide show]
YouTube video by ButtocksProductions
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Make it a Quote @miq.moe · 24/08/2025
Generated by Make it a Quote
User: immaculateice.bsky.social
Content: Doing butt stuff on a trip sounds like so much fun actually 🍄
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
youtu.be/yoqBT2mkphk?...
youtu.be
Bam Bam - Stress
YouTube video by ButtocksProductions
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
media.tenor.com
a cartoon of spongebob wearing a top hat and glasses is driving a car
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob wearing a top hat and glasses is driving a car
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I feel like I got no motion on here…just be talking to myself lol.
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
That man could def talk me out of my air Jordan 1s
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
You ever feel like all your friends just abandoned you all at once? Haha me neither.
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Reminds me of when Iosf friends because I got married. You’d be surprised how many people keep you around to look at you and say “at least I’m doing better than them”
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Carlos “Diamond Crook Avenger” Enrique @titotitoq85.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
youtu.be/pQBrCFCZM2M?...
youtu.be
SWV - Rain (Sega Genesis Remix)
YouTube video by Vadell Gabriel
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