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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz

@brazident.bsky.social
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Husband, father, son, occasionally brother. Views are incoherent and poorly formed. Employed in organized anarchy. Dissertation now Disability Studies instead of DACA. (he/him/his)

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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sometimes my wife and I like to send each other text messages as though they’re democratic fundraising messages, and I believe she has produced the jewel of the form.
, it's
and I
have some personal news to share with you.
Being a mom is one of the greatest joys of my life, and I feel deeply that we should have salad tonight
This year has been challenging in many ways, and I have immense gratitude for the kindness and support of family, community, and people like you who have continued to stand by me through everything. It means the world, and I wanted you to be among the first to know that squash is in the oven and kale is in the fridge.As many of you are aware, ve been navigating one of the most challenging periods of my day while waiting for dinner.
Facing baseless federal hunger brought on by not eating since lunch, fighting for the working kids of this country, and now caring for a mean toddler and helping him grow up in a world that isn't always easy. But it has also reminded me exactly why I do this work and who I do it for.
I will never stop working to eat dinner. I will never stop fighting for what is right, even when there is also some feta in the fridge. And I will never stop being so very thankful that you are by my side in this important work and that there is tahini in the pantry for dressing
With love and gratitude,
stop to end
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
1.7 million people voted for him in Los Angeles and San Diego.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Total honks? Or total honk time? If I have only 40 honks, but each one can be endless, I'd really stretch out each honk. But if I have, say, 40 seconds of honk time, I'll use them sparingly and briefly.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
ALT: Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Given the NYT track record probably further than most would think.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is a microcosm of what is wrong with this generation. You'd think we'd reconnect with our roots.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hoggle wants you to know he is very concerned with vaccine injuries.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
They need trigger warnings for accurate depictions of our racist past?
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
You have been reported to party officials for surrendering your will on this date and not earlier.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Why is Waldo in this pic?
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
That's why I think a party switch is plausible. And he seems unhinged enough to think he can switch and run. But even if he doesn't run, I think picking up 5 seats is critical this fall.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm not sure he cares about reelection. I think he may be more like a Sinema than an Arlan Spector.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think he has a punchers chance at a GOP primary. I think he very well could join the GOP as he is fairly unhinged.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think Dems need 5 seats for the eventually party switch so they can still retain control of the Senate.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My wallet to the person who emerges as the challenger to this dude in the next primary.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Underrated skeet.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
We've got to protect spaces for women because of predators. Also, why aren't more 15 year old children getting pregnant. GOP in a nutshell.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hung jury, but 11-1 not guilty. Sounds like it would be hard for the prosecution to get a conviction in a second trial.
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
When your drunk pals try to look sober while you negotiate with the bouncer.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario/.... @mapquest.com
gulfof.mapquest.com
Lake The Gulf is still Gulf of Mexico, and this is still Lake Ontario. Ignore the unhinged unindicted coconspirator number 1 - MapQuest
Check out my custom map where I renamed Lake Ontario to Lake The Gulf is still Gulf of Mexico, and this is still Lake Ontario. Ignore the unhinged unindicted coconspirator number 1!
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We're not changing the name of Lake Ontario. Name it whatever you want at your leisure: gulfof.mapquest.com/lakeontario (tag us so we can see your work 🙂)
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Like the Gulf of Mexico, this remains Lake Ontario.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Remember, it's those socialist Democrats and their ACORN that's the problem. WSJ, probably.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Update: kids did not eat enough lunch to justify dessert.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Just ordered. Haven't gotten food yet, but we recall the chocolate dessert is really good. Paul still works here. We asked the waitress to tell him we said hello. He hopped right out and said hi. He looks great.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Sweet Melissa's in Laramie remains a gem.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
The guy Cheney shot in the face understands.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I wonder how a student would fare in the Cambridge of Newton's day. Would he have a wealthy benefactor to pay for his schooling/housing? To help navigate elite bureaucracy? Would he demonstrate contempt for lessers in society while ignoring power imbalances? Would he genuflect properly? I doubt it.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Clearly gloves that electrocute people are just the de-escalation device these guys need.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Just say true things about him. My man looks like he has a brain worm. My man looks like he'd chop the head off a whale. My man looks like he'd dump a bear carcass in central park. Etc.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
These are rookie numbers. We got to pump those up.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Who is Steve Kornacki's sidekick on the Kornacki cam?
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Cassidy Hettesheimer @cassidyhett.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Cheryl Reeve’s shirt today:
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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
It's pretty infuriating that Trump is denying disaster aid to Oregon for political reasons and I have barely heard anything about it, while Biden was falsely accused of doing the exact same thing to North Carolina and millions of people believed that
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
First Gen Con was tons of fun.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
They literally killed the right officials.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 20/07/2026
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I vaguely remember you telling me about that. It is a good metaphor.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
What's the saying? Good news comes in threes? Two down, one to go....
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Deeply saddened to learn of the loss of my dear friend Satan, the Prince of Lies. Though we often disagreed about matters such as the appropriate role of torture in the afterlife, I will most remember how his quick wit and affable nature made our weekly golf outings a ritual. He will be missed.
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Roll back the rights of gay people, trans people, women, immigrants, religious what are you left with? White male christian nationalists, the bigotry is a roadmap, not a side effect
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Celebrating the 250th anniversary of the declaration of independence as the founders intended it: Watching Doctor Emmett Brown telling Marty McFoy that he may travel back to July 4th 1776.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Breaking news: GOP to say all Dems are socialists, a striking departure from prior campaigns where they (checks notes) called all Dems socialists. Boy who cried wolf, etc. etc. www.reddit.com/r/Denver/s/p...
reddit.com
From the Denver community on Reddit: Republicans' new strategy in Colorado: Tie every Democrat to Melat Kiros
Explore this post and more from the Denver community
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This court has to be reigned in. There should have been zero votes for ending birthright citizenship. The court is unhinged and must be checked.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Yeah. If there was some way to make it creamier or smoother I'd take it. Dash or coconut milk maybe?
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I was thinking chilled with crushed ice. Whip cream, maybe some sort of crumble like cookie, brownie, or cheesecake. You'd want something that wasn't so heavy, and I feel like all of these are too heavy. But the ship crema stays. A drizzle of some kind? Like a vanilla? Or marshmallow?
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Go on...
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
WERF- Wife Exclusive Radical Feminist. You're an ally to all women, except your wife. You and her are adversaries.
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David "Garbage Can Model" Braz @brazident.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I'll take it.
A quiz result suggesting the political and economic views of Brazident most closely align with Mamdani's.
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