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Noah Phense

@brannockdevice.bsky.social
6.7K followers 16K following 3.5K posts

Mostly working on my standup routine. Some satire. Some tech stuff. I have an ancestor who signed the US Declaration of Independence. But my parents were both immigrants to the US.

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JCBlues @jcblues.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
didn't Trump urge the Jan 6 guys to hang his then current VP? 💀
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I feel safer with hegseth in San Diego. Unlikely that Mr. T allows him to get nuked. Or maybe not?
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Only super intelligence can save San Diego
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Tax the ai. How can I compete with an AI that doesn't have to pay taxes like I do?
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Do you think Trump takes his dog out to pee?
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Is the point of the Constitution to protect us from our own government?
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
We would have fewer wars if futures markets were open Saturday and Sunday. @kyla.bsky.social
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Iran war... $100B cost plus $300B reparations... That is $1000 from each man, woman, and child in USA ! Plus gas is higher! Fuck you, Don trump
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Iran war... $100B cost plus $300B reparations... That is $1000 from each man, woman, and child in USA ! Plus gas is higher! Fuck you, Don trump
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Do you think Trump takes his dog out to pee?
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
We should send ICE to Iran to sort all this out
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Trump should get a Nobel Peace prize for this. Ceasefire
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Stephanie Bri 🏳️‍⚧️ Till ALL Are One @stephaniebri22.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
if anyone out there has compassion for my situation but can't spare any extra cash please consider praying for me or lighting a candle to one of your Gods or something? just hoping to get a few things I am out of that are kinda important.
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Time for the "no kings party", branch of democratic party! 1. Jail authoritarians 2. Prevent this in the future 3. Fix the wrongs: ICE, gulags, doge
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Send ICE to Iran
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Why does this class of workers not pay taxes? How is that fair?
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Fox says 41% of Americans support this b*******. Why are these people?
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Your Replacement Doesn’t Pay Taxes medium.com/@jm_45855/yo...
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Your Replacement Doesn’t Pay Taxes
Here is a thought experiment that is not, upon reflection, much of a thought experiment at all: If you pay a person $40 an hour to…
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
How can you compete with an AI that does work but pays no taxes? Can I get a job where I don't have to pay taxes?
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
How can you compete with an AI that does work but pays no taxes? Can I get a job where I don't have to pay taxes?
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Tax the ai. How can I compete with an AI that doesn't have to pay taxes like I do?
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Is it a no Kings on Saturday?
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I think Trump may be an LLM www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
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Everyone but Trump Understands What He’s Done
Allied leaders know that any positive gesture they make will count for nothing.
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Ding dong! The witch is dead!
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Chris Klitzing 🦋🇨🇦🇺🇦 @hosea6.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
apple.news/AtCwYOcUrTZi...
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Trump says Kristi Noem is stepping down as homeland security secretary — NBC News
The president said he would nominate Oklahoma Sen. Markwayne Mullin to replace her.
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
That DC Drano is kind of a douche. He should post on Blue sky
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Could we go back to the Brown suit thing??
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
ResistAndUnsubscribe.com
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
We have billions of examples of computers that can almost be intelligent and run on very low power. 8.5 billion examples.
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Why do we dilly dally until march for another no kings?
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Abolish. ice. 💔
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Denise Wheeler @denisedwheeler.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
ICE is riddled with sex criminals. A January 2026 report by the Pacific Antifascist Research Collective identified 30 ICE and CBP agents with documented convictions and arrests, some for serious violent and sexual crimes. At least 20 committed offenses with underage victims.
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Here’s How Many ICE and CBP Agents Allegedly Preyed on Children
Apparently the institutions are riddled with accused sex criminals.
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Christopher Webb @cwebbonline.com · 27/01/2026
IMMORAL… This drawing was made by one of the 5 year old El Gamal twins. It shows children behind bars with the caption, “I’m 5 years old.” An immigration judge denied them bond, citing “insufficient assets.” These children could remain in detention for years while their case is appealed.
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🦋MOM🦋 @momcjl.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
lead the retreat!
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Greenland has fewer people than my unincorporated small town.
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
It's time to look for new leadership in America
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Remember when COVEFE was the worst we had to deal with? Good times.
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I wonder if it will be called the Vichy Nobel Prize??
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sharonfisher68.bsky.social @sharonfisher68.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
This f****** clown is our Nero
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
See also: voters
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necromaunzer.bsky.social @necromaunzer.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Fun fact: the Constitution actually prescribes checks and balances on power that are not supposed to be gutted by some random South African dude. Also, there are supposed to be three branches, not just one madman and a party and a Supreme Court sane-washing every crazy thing he babbles.
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Ben Briere @benbriere.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Men of good faith tried their best to foresee all possible abuses but it was not their trade. A deviant crook would have been helpful in writing the constitution. Like casinos who hire ex-cheaters to moniror gambling operations.
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Jimi John @hendrixgirl.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Exactly — Except the forefathers obviously didn’t fathom so many would be corrupt all at once. Otherwise it wouldn’t have been written so loosely. With so many laws open to interpretation. It’s actually quite stunning how frail the constitution has turned out to be.
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Sam Halpert @samhalpert.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
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Noah Phense @brannockdevice.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Is the point of the Constitution to protect us from our own government?
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Connor [REDACTED] @connorredacted.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Still no Epstein files.
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