Reposted by Brandon J. CarrEnlightened Nonsense @enlightenednonsense.com · 07/07/2026WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THE WORLD CUP? With the World Cup happening in North America in 2026, it seemed like a good time to figure out what exactly the World Cup is. What is it? What is FIFA’s mysterious acronym? How many hit dice does a goalie have? Learn all of this and less! #fifa #worldcup #fun 101
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 20/04/2026I hope you'll check it out. The website is enlightenednonsense.com if you're interested in signing up early so that you get that hot, fresh first column straight out of the oven on May 19th! 000
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 20/04/2026This is a really exciting adventure and I'm having a lot of fun getting it together. It is completely free, but there are a couple of paid tiers if you want cool add-on content like behind-the-scenes information, original art sent to you in the mail, or other things I haven't even thought of yet! 100
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 20/04/2026Hi, everybody! I'm currently developing a new project that I'm launching next month called Enlightened Nonsense! It's going to be a weekly humor column with fresh illustrations and an audio edition in case you want to consume it as if it were a podcast! 151
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 15/03/2026Paul, that’s clearly the “climbing a ladder in a Zelda game” symbol. What a cool car! 010
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 06/01/2026Don’t worry, the REAL final episode will be here any minute! #strangerthings 020
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 31/12/2025Every year I draw a picture of Baby New Year hunting or destroying Old Man Old Year as a way to celebrate NYE. This year I don’t think that’s the kind of aggressive energy 2026 is going to need. So let’s just ease on it and see how it goes! Happy New Year, all! 010
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 13/12/2025A recent doodle I doodled during a meeting that I enjoyed (the doodle, not the meeting) 3243
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 16/08/2025@shenanigansen.bsky.social I’m sick in bed, so I drew a cute picture for you! 030
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 19/07/2025Ohhhh. Haven’t seen that one yet, just getting caught up on the new Star Trek and it clicked. Will be on vomwatch when I see Superman Sunday! 010
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 03/06/2025Is this the Golden Girls intro? Is he doing a Golden Girls concept album? 000
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 19/04/2025I hope it’s nice haunted and not dash-you-on-the-rocks haunted! 000
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 12/04/2025I have a million words to say about this that are currently blocked by intense happiness and sleepiness, so I’ll go with simple for now. Everyone, this is Celeste. Celeste, this is everyone. Please don’t try to dupe her even though she was literally born yesterday. @jalexacarr.bsky.social 2110
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 30/03/2025Now is as good a time as any to share with BlueSky my classic text-based adventure game, HAM SANDWICH ADVENTURE. There are many, many death endings. Collect them all! adventure.alloftheawesome.com/HAM_SANDWICH... @chooseadventure.bsky.social, I am ready to collaborate when you are.adventure.alloftheawesome.comHAM SANDWICH ADVENTURE 000
Reposted by Brandon J. CarrUNSATISFACTORY HANDJOB WEREWOLF @joehunter.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Hey so opening up a few slots for $45 pfp commissions because things are kinda tight here still. Hit me up? 11217
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 07/03/2025media.tenor.coma close up of a cartoon character 's face with a black backgroundAlt: Goliath from Gargoyles looks up and you can sense he’s going grrrrrrr 020
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 04/03/2025I’ve got some art on here and I’m also a professional designer. 000
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 24/02/2025Or he could just change the rules. Or ignore them. That seems to track. 010
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 05/02/2025I haven't seen it yet. But what did you think of the Fantastic Four trailer? 100
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 04/02/2025I thought it was lovely. Because all I've ever wanted is a FF movie set in the 60s in a weird, Kirby type of New York with a Thing that looks like The Thing. My retrofuturistic dreams are coming true! 110
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 28/01/2025Here I have drawn Maul F. Tompkins. My wife told me that my brain is “an interesting place”. 2124
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 26/01/2025That's the benefit of most of my work being on a single machine in a single office. Clients and colleagues don't need anything real-time, and I don't need anything KVM. It's just me, three monitors, and a big cup of coffee. 010
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 26/01/2025That’s an interesting note! I haven’t upgraded my video machine to Sequoia yet. Maybe I’ll keep holding off. 110
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 26/01/2025I did a lot of exports out of After Effects last week, but didn’t notice any issues. Maybe that one’s safe! 110
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 26/01/2025That’s really bizarre. I have some Premiere exports to do this week, so I’ll keep an eye out. I usually round trip audio through Audition, so it keeps the times pretty consistent. But I’ll try popping a few out for experimentation. Science! 110
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 25/01/2025I don’t think I’ve experienced this with file saving. Can you give an example? I’d love to have more reasons to dislike AI! 100
Reposted by Brandon J. CarrEvan Dorkin @evandorkin.bsky.social · 25/01/2025Commit the sin of empathy. 94111803807
