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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 16h

Maybe he's born with it Maybe it's mental illness

✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 16h

This is really stupid but there's something that I just love about leaving a mall around 7 PM on a snowy night anywhere in mid December to early January

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

The funniest part of LANTERNS so far is how digitally de-aged 1996 Hal Jordan doesn't look like 1996 Kyle Chandler

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“Oh lord here I am in part 5 of yt ppl business” Lady I don't want to be here either

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Had first day of outpatient dialysis today. Blood pressure crashed the fuck out again and I ended up getting ambulanced to a nearby ER. At this point I feel like a giant pain in the ass for everyone around me and I am beginning to feel like Mom was right that I am a giant waste of resources.

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I spent 5 hours in disability application hell only to find out PAC died???

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Doing my part for feminism by sexually objectifying dudes instead

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Jfc I need to call this fucking Kroger to see if my meds were called in and both the pharmacy and main fucking store numbers have been ringing busy for the last two hours

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Catching up on these stupid CHUDs and of course they're milking Dolly Parton‘s passing for every penny they can get. They‘re just… walking around Dollywood and fondling the merchandise and there's no like… activity happening behind their eyes at all

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

“That looked like the conductor I wanted to see the dick of!”

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

As awful as the last six months have been, I can't imagine how much worse it would've been if my mom were still here

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Oh it‘s… another song about your husband‘s penis. That’s… That’s great. … … No, it’s fine. I guess. … No, really it’s fine.

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Since it's going to be rated R, I can only assume that GODZILLA MINUS ZERO will be the movie to finally show us all three of King Ghidora’s vaginas

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

How do I convince James to go with this mashup of Islands In The Stream and Work It as our wedding recessional

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Are you seriously discounting the raw sexual charisma of Teddy Roosevelt rn

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Haven't seen any of my family in three months, my cats in six months, and James in a year and I realize I'm going home Saturday but I feel like I'm losing my fucking mind

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I keep getting TikToks of people bitching about this Greta Gerwig Narnia movie and all I can think is “God you people must be fun at parties“

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The evil Mowry twin apparently has a film series on Hallmark Mystery. I would have assumed she had fucked off to Candace Cameron‘s White Christmas Nationalist channel.

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

That‘s weird. I would think that 13 would be too old for him.

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Are there any shoe people around that could recommend me a good, relatively inexpensive slip on sneaker?

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Now I just need the Cleveland police to put down the donuts for five seconds and find the rat bastard who stole my goddamn switch 2 and copy of Pokopia at the last facility I was in

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

My therapist: “The STREET FIGHTER popcorn bucket isn't real. The STREET FIGHTER popcorn bucket can't hurt you.” Cody Rhodes, for some fucking reason:

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

“dumpy freak made of garbage” So you DO have a type

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

"im not complicit! im not complicit!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Part of my bonkers coma dream had new laws allowing social media sites to “resurrect” deceased users as creepy AI chatbots and that resulted in seeing a new post from Nick on here and I thought to myself “ha ha oh wow he’d fucking *hate* this.”

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Have you ever smelled the inside of your own throat? I don't recommend it.

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

🎶 when your spine don’t work like it used to before🎶

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I was already on team fuck Ed Sheeran but WOW *fuck* Ed Sheeran

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

You know, I had been really excited to get BE1U in people’s hands and hit a bunch of conventions this summer and maybe start having something that could be termed as a career but instead I’ve been alternating between hospitals and nursing homes all spring/summer and now…

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Oh fuck I’m a gruncle now. Twice over. A gay gruncle. A gagruncle.

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✨DOCTOR BITCHCRAFT✨ @joehunter.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Trach is out and hopefully I can go home next weekend. …and now fully expecting something else to fuck this up for me.

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