Sign in

Brandon J. Carr

@brandonjcarr.com
226 followers 319 following 95 posts

Professionally creative.

PostsRepliesMedia
Reposted by Brandon J. Carr
Enlightened Nonsense @enlightenednonsense.com · 07/07/2026
WHAT IN THE WORLD IS THE WORLD CUP? With the World Cup happening in North America in 2026, it seemed like a good time to figure out what exactly the World Cup is. What is it? What is FIFA’s mysterious acronym? How many hit dice does a goalie have? Learn all of this and less! #fifa #worldcup #fun
D&D figures including a wizard, a barbarian, and an ogre play soccer
101
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 20/04/2026
Hi, everybody! I'm currently developing a new project that I'm launching next month called Enlightened Nonsense! It's going to be a weekly humor column with fresh illustrations and an audio edition in case you want to consume it as if it were a podcast!
A four-armed Brandon J. Carr holds up a laptop, art supplies, and recording equipment under the text "NEW PROJECT ALERT!" and next to the text "See you 5/19/2026!"
151
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 09/01/2026
A little off today…
In an office break room, a woman says “I didn’t mean anything by it, Dave…I just said you seem a little off today.” The aforementioned Dave is a mixed-media monstrosity wiggling around.
010
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 07/01/2026
Superfella
A superhero flies across a city!
000
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 06/01/2026
Don’t worry, the REAL final episode will be here any minute! #strangerthings
Vecna, from Stranger Things, stands in front of a conspiracy board in the style of Charlie Kelly from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. The board has several papers on it discussing theories about an alternate ending to Stranger Things.
020
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 06/01/2026
Hey dere, chief!
A mustachioed fellow in suit and tie with a little fedora hat stands in front of a brick wall and shoots finger guns at an unseen figure while saying “Hey dere, chief! Gooda see ya!”
010
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 04/01/2026
Fronk
A Frankenstein grins at the viewer
000
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 04/01/2026
Floatin
An adorable pinky-purple space dragon floats through space.
110
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 02/01/2026
Feedin' the xorbs.
A wiggly alien thing sits on a park bench and feeds a bunch of little chubby alien things on the ground.
010
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 01/01/2026
Hey guys! #strangerthings
A smiling, doofy demogorgon steps out of a rift into a cave and says "HEY GUYS!"
010
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 31/12/2025
Every year I draw a picture of Baby New Year hunting or destroying Old Man Old Year as a way to celebrate NYE. This year I don’t think that’s the kind of aggressive energy 2026 is going to need. So let’s just ease on it and see how it goes! Happy New Year, all!
Old Man Old Year and Baby New Year share a nice moment tinking their drinks on a couch
010
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 16/08/2025
@shenanigansen.bsky.social I’m sick in bed, so I drew a cute picture for you!
A cute picture of a cute character
030
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 12/04/2025
I have a million words to say about this that are currently blocked by intense happiness and sleepiness, so I’ll go with simple for now. Everyone, this is Celeste. Celeste, this is everyone. Please don’t try to dupe her even though she was literally born yesterday. @jalexacarr.bsky.social
A beautiful baby named Celeste.
2110
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 04/04/2025
A weird Wolverine and Spider-Man mashup I’ve named Spiderine
061
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 04/04/2025
A majestic unicorn with suspenders standing like a person and saying “I am majestic”
020
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 01/04/2025
It is not April Fool's Day
010
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 30/03/2025
Now is as good a time as any to share with BlueSky my classic text-based adventure game, HAM SANDWICH ADVENTURE. There are many, many death endings. Collect them all! adventure.alloftheawesome.com/HAM_SANDWICH... @chooseadventure.bsky.social, I am ready to collaborate when you are.
adventure.alloftheawesome.com
HAM SANDWICH ADVENTURE
000
Reposted by Brandon J. Carr
UNSATISFACTORY HANDJOB WEREWOLF @joehunter.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Hey so opening up a few slots for $45 pfp commissions because things are kinda tight here still. Hit me up?
11217
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 29/01/2025
Meeting Notes: YOU THINK YER BETTER'N ME?!
A frumpy clown in a dingy circus states to an off-image subject "YOU THINK YER BETTER'N ME?!"
010
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 28/01/2025
Here I have drawn Maul F. Tompkins. My wife told me that my brain is “an interesting place”.
Paul F. Tompkins as Darth Maul, kind of.
2124
Reposted by Brandon J. Carr
Evan Dorkin @evandorkin.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
Commit the sin of empathy.
94111813808
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 06/01/2025
MEETING NOTES: It snowed!!!
A happy snowman looks up into the falling snow
071
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 02/01/2025
The majestic Youuptopus in its native environment.
A drawing of an octopus under the sea saying “sup?” and “wyd?”
030
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 31/12/2024
THE MIGHTY BEAST APPROACHETH! Happy New Year, everybody!!!
Baby New Year SMASHES through the wall to grab and, one assumes, destroy Old Man Old Year!
050
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 18/12/2024
Happy 12th birthday to one of the nerdiest things I’ve ever drawn.
Klingon Santa!
171
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 09/12/2024
MEETING NOTES: I haven’t been posting individual meeting notes because I just keep adding to whatever this is.
An assortment of monsters, creatures, ghosts, a clown thing, etc, bursting out of the paper.
010
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 07/12/2024
Hi, everybody!
330
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 25/11/2024
MEETING NOTES: The Incredible Fozz
Fozzie Bear as The Incredible Hulk yelling “FOZZ WOCKA!” and leaping.
040
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 21/11/2024
MEETING NOTES: Robo Frog
Kermit the Frog, but he’s a big ol’ robot
050
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 20/11/2024
MEETING NOTES: Waving Through a Window
A monstrous silhouette peers out from behind a barred window.
050
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 20/11/2024
I feel like we’re doing this whole “live-action remake of cartoons” thing backwards. Where’s the animated remake of Taxi Driver or The Human Centipede?
340
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 19/11/2024
MEETING NOTES: ?
A blue rabbit/mole creature in a jumpsuit says a question mark.
020
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 19/11/2024
MEETING NOTES: Morning Commute
A little alien fellow is putting along in a little space car jamming to some alien tunes.
010
Reposted by Brandon J. Carr
Anthony Clark @nedroid.com · 16/11/2024
Repost if you have #bones #boneawareness
16212107
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 15/11/2024
I’m going to try and use this space to bring positivity and joy to people. Hey you! You look great in that shirt or dress or fursuit or armor or Star Fleet uniform!
161
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 14/11/2024
MEETING NOTES: I’ve Got You, Bub #meetingnotes #wolverine #bub #woof
The X-Men’s Wolverine hunched over and making a variety of noises including “woof”.
061
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 14/11/2024
It is amazing and wonderful to me that The Onion has acquired InfoWars and I don't think I've wanted to be on a writing staff so desperately since ClickHole first launched.
000
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 08/11/2024
I’ve noticed an ever so subtle shift in my doodling over the last couple of days for some reason.
020
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 22/10/2024
020
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 31/12/2023
POP! Happy New Year, everybody! See you in 2024!
010
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 23/11/2023
Thanksgiving Eve! Decorating is my passion.
010
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 07/07/2023
Uh oh! The COOKIDILE!
The cookidile eats all the cookies in the cookie jar while saying “NYEH HEH HEH”. The cookie owner looks on in horror while saying “Oh heck! Oh gosh!”
000
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 06/07/2023
MEETING NOTES: glerp?
000
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 05/07/2023
I did some late night Bowsing for you!
000
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 03/07/2023
000
Brandon J. Carr @brandonjcarr.com · 30/06/2023
I’m here! I have arrived! Woohoo!
060