brandon 🐦⬛ @brandoned.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My brain keeps alternating between “it’s a right person, wrong time/When Harry Met Sally situation and we’ll still end up together” to “no, it was fun while it lasted but she’s not the one. You’re just experiencing real heartbreak for the first time” 010
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛Harmony Colangelo @harmonycolangelo.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I love wrestling. 💙 1171
brandon 🐦⬛ @brandoned.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I just wish we were back in her bed snuggling and watching Game Changer on my phone. Now she won’t even talk to me. 000
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry. 7243894511287
brandon 🐦⬛ @brandoned.bsky.social · 19/06/2026This felt fucking great. Forgot to screenshot deleting tinder but I’m pretty sure I don’t need them anymore 🥰 010
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛BJ ColanGIALLO @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · 17/01/2026When Metric said "Help I'm Alive," I felt that in my soul. 56215
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao 88122792400
brandon 🐦⬛ @brandoned.bsky.social · 07/06/2026If I got sick the day before I have a “friendly booty call” (her words) scheduled I will never stop screaming 120
brandon 🐦⬛ @brandoned.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I got too good at sexting and it’s ruining my life 🫠🫠🫠🫠 050
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛Sunkissed Peaks @sunkissedpeaks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026It’s really frightening. 30218966879
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛Lee 'the J is for Jillinois' Carter @carterforva.bsky.social · 22/05/2026I spent the better part of a decade warning people she's terrible and got harassed by the Girl boss Gaslight Gatekeep crowd for it. Also, this is even more terrible than I thought she would be. And that's saying something. 1233
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛BJ ColanGIALLO @bjcolangelo.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Having a Hogwarts House in your dating profile is a dog whistle. 4993
brandon 🐦⬛ @brandoned.bsky.social · 25/03/2026Hang on. There’s a band called “Geese” AND a band called “Goose” and they’re two different things?? 001
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Listen. I hope there’s a Democrat who will sweep in and pass things that save the economy and don’t really change the status quo because things are so bad. I can’t even imagine this is a cycle that will replay over and over and over until we die. 819219
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Listen I know you’re not going to believe this but a REPUBLICAN ran up the deficit and started a war that pushed the economy to the point of collapse. I know. I’m as surprised as you. 681784380
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 06/03/2026RIP to Jesse Jackson. His funeral is today. I wanted to share this clip from his appearance on Sesame Street in 1971. His important words ring just as true today as they did back then. 13883972259
brandon 🐦⬛ @brandoned.bsky.social · 04/03/2026Reminder (for myself mostly): depression is a fucking liar and it hits the worst around this time of year. We’re in the last stretch of the darkest season and it will get better* once it gets warmer soon. *not counting the horrors of living in hell. But PERSONALLY things will get better. 000
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 03/03/2026Cartoon by Tommy Siegel 8566661686
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛Jesspooka Kant 🎃 @jessdkant.bsky.social · 26/02/2026As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now. 86107105128
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 22/02/2026They’re killing people in the concentration camps. The kids they’re not killing are going through some of the worst trauma humanly imaginable. This is what’s happening outside the people we’ve seen murdered in broad daylight. Lock the fuck in, people. 231116355
brandon 🐦⬛ @brandoned.bsky.social · 23/01/2026If you are in the powerlifting area in my gym, using the powerlifting equipment for something other than powerlifting, getting in my way while I am trying to do my powerlifting workout I dislike you immensely. 110
brandon 🐦⬛ @brandoned.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Worked the last five days with friends: not depressed. Off work today spent the entire time alone: depressed. Hmm. 🤔 010
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛Tarja Porkka-Kontturi @tarjapk.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Here’s to 2026 22119884611
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛Greggo 🏳️🌈 @greggo.bsky.social · 18/12/2025My response to anything over the next two weeks 51149623934
brandon 🐦⬛ @brandoned.bsky.social · 30/11/2025I sat down because I couldn’t find my scissors to cut the sleeves off my new shirt to go to the gym. It’s been three hours. 🤦🏻♀️ 010
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛"fart" @jonhendren.com · 11/11/2025they are able to peel back the ACA because its a shitty half measure but if we had gotten real universal healthcare instead no one would dare touch it because literally everybody on all sides would flip out. one more reason why Democratic incrementalism and "pragmatism" is fucking stupid !!!!! 41883305
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛Bailey McCann @baileymcc.bsky.social · 05/11/2025This person took this when they called the race 476284366870
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛“james adomian” @jadomian.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Alex Jones dragged into the pentagon on his knees. His arms released, he kowtows to the floor in voluntary submission to the emperor. “I submit to the deep state at the deepest level.” He subtly flares his Texas bussy in a sign of abject obedience. “The lonestar gape is yours, my Lord.” 1914
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 16/10/2025Happy John Brown’s Raid day to all who celebrate 252611642
brandon 🐦⬛ @brandoned.bsky.social · 13/10/2025In my early 30s I lost 178lbs. In my late 30s I gained half of that back. I’ve been trying to figure out what I had going for me before that I’m missing now and it just clicked; it was hope. 010
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛ICE must be destroyed 🏳️⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Almost like they need to be abolished to live in a free society! Moreover, ICE must be destroyed 453198
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛Sheryl Weikal says Prosecute ICE @leftistlawyer.com · 16/09/2025Just going to remind you that if the police or any other law enforcement show up you should ABSOLUTELY say I INVOKE MY RIGHTS TO SILENCE AND COUNSEL AND WILL NOT ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS WITHOUT MY ATTORNEY PRESENT i.e., then say nothing else except repeatedly demanding a lawyer. 5736771228
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛Alex Arrelia @alexarrelia.bsky.social · 12/09/2025If the shooter had killed a leftist podcaster, he would have a multi million dollar Go Fund Me to cover his legal fees tomorrow, and an interview lined up with Charlie Kirk. 323218344576
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 10/09/2025it’s a beautiful day to shut the fuck up 293418554
brandon 🐦⬛ @brandoned.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Really hating being back in the “strangers tell me I’m doing a great job” stage of working out again. 030
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛AIPAC Tracker @trackaipac.com · 02/04/2025AIPAC now holds 331 seats in the United States House of Representatives 🔵 DEM (84) ⚫️ AIPAC (331) 🔴 GOP (18) ⚪️ Vacant (2) [AZ-07, TX-18] 44493278
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 27/05/2025Aside from the fact that anyone can get seriously ill from COVID, a key point they are deliberately hiding when removing access is that COVID vaccines reduce transmission. People choose to get vaccinated to protect other people. It is wrong and harmful to take that choice away. 312591877
brandon 🐦⬛ @brandoned.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Tools getting stolen out of my now former boss’s truck three days after I quit because I wasn’t getting paid is pretty goddamn funny 110
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful @seanrosssapp.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Seeing someone get what they deserve is very satisfying 71246
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛Sean Ross Sapp of Fightful @seanrosssapp.bsky.social · 08/05/2025"Listen to the girl, John. Calm down, just calm down. Calm down just calm down. What? What? What? What? What?" 117313
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Don’t buy books from Amazon, today or ever!!! 47832131
brandon 🐦⬛ @brandoned.bsky.social · 26/04/2025Love when I get no response from my friends when I’m already feeling disconnected and lonely 🙃 000
Reposted by brandon 🐦⬛Joel D. Anderson @joelanderson.bsky.social · 17/04/2025The FDA. The CFPB. The CDC. Just in the past couple of days. Man, we are going to collectively die so sick and so broke without massive and damn near immediate intervention. 9642131008
