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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 31m
the bakery down the street started making their seasonal pumpkin bread loaves. 🙂‍↔️ the entire neighborhood smells like the inside of a pumpkin loaf. 😌
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 22h
“mmmnyeah.” 🥗
My latest green creation featuring avocados and bacon this time.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 03/10/2026
for dinner… i’m going to make a salad of elephantine proportions. 🙂‍↔️😌 thinking of adding some avocado this time. maybe a little bacon for further blessings. mm.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 30/09/2026
it’s on the table, still just an idea. secret nyc had an article on it.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 29/09/2026
i tried it once back in... 2019?? forgot which one it was, but the promo was deposit $50, make a bet, win up to $250 back + any earnings. walked away with a little over $500 and said never again. 😂
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 29/09/2026
i hate when staff at the green stores ask, “so, do you have any fun plans for this evening??” …do the math, forehead.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 28/09/2026
if you’re an iphone 15 or 16 user… 👇🏽
macrumors.com
Siri AI Settlement Website Now Live: Apple to Pay Some iPhone Owners
In May, Apple agreed to pay $250 million to settle a U.S. class action lawsuit over Siri AI's delayed launch, and the settlement website is now live. Apple will pay an estimated $25 per eligible iPhon...
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 28/09/2026
i also made this really outstanding salad. 🙂‍↔️ lemon pepper chicken caesar with some evoo and hemp seed.
A photo of the truly outstanding caesar salad that I made
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 28/09/2026
placed a whole foods order and came across this phenomenal gem. 😌
A slab of Beyond Good’s Dark Chocolate with Candied Ginger.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 26/09/2026
thank you, *god*… for letting me, delia… bringthesepeopletogether!
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 25/09/2026
i *literally* mentioned this spot and did not go. was kind of regretful. wanted me a lil 🤏🏽 naan-naan-naan taco.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 18/09/2026
also, shoutout to delta and the reclaim my status program. 👍🏽 because… fuck, yeah!
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 18/09/2026
feeling… nourished. 😌 i still love new york and it feels good to know that she still loves me. 🫶🏽
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 17/09/2026
and where is *that* ship? where is it?
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 14/09/2026
did you make it safely?
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 29/08/2026
waking up and learning that cortex is going on tour AGAIN is just… wow. 🥹🥹🥹
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Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 02/08/2026
🗣️ bring back real salon experiences. no, i don’t mean the salon barn’s with a bunch of randoms that needed booth rentals. i mean the highly curated spaces where the head stylist knew that the work of others reflects the place of business as a whole.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 02/08/2026
covid happened and there was no pushback against knuckleheaded idiots trying to enforce bullshit crackheaded ass rules. do you know how many people my mama would’ve hurt if she was told to WASH and CONDITION her own hair prior to going to the SALON to see her HAIR STYLIST?!
theguardian.com
Braiding used to be low maintenance and budget-friendly. What happened?
Every time I get my hair done, I find myself confronted with rising costs, and dizzyingly long maintenance regimes
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 24/01/2026
when the curbside check in attendant gets out of pocket:
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 21/01/2026
of course! i have tinnitus from long covid and this feature has been a *huge* help in minimizing the ringing episodes, especially when i’m going to bed.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 21/01/2026
nah, it’s just an ambient noise feature in iOS. in the control panel (right corner, swipe down): tap on add a widget, search for “hearing” and tap the option with the ear icon. soft touch that widget icon and you can preview the background sounds. i use this to go to sleep.
A screenshot of my phone screen showing the “Background Sounds” button.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 21/01/2026
have you tried using the one in iOS?
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 20/01/2026
whoever put together the sainthoax post on the beckham’s: 💐 all of the bouquets. outstanding work.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 19/01/2026
adobe. do it now. 😂
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.
thezebra.org
Dr. Gladys West, Mathematician Whose Work Made GPS Possible, Dies at 95
ALEXANDRIA, VA — Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She passed away
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Durand Bernarr @durandbernarr.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Not my first time in Milan however my first time participating in Fashion Week in Milan. ❄️ Styled by @vincsmith.bsky.social
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 18/01/2026
UGH! such a good ride. i may run it back just to enjoy the ending again.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 17/01/2026
the goal this weekend: clean and reorganize my desktop and downloads folders. oof.
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Perfume Papi @hassan.blacksky.app · 17/01/2026
My daily affirmation: Not only am I going to survive this regime, I’m going to come out on the other side even better than when I went in.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
"Sinners" just won at the Golden Globes for Cinematic and Box Office Achievement
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Antoine ▿ @rexmare.co · 11/01/2026
2025 was a stretch + release year. i’m claiming 2026 as a year of ease + increase.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 12/01/2026
if you want it if you want it if you want it 🗣️ YEAHHHH!!!
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 11/01/2026
“i’m never spending $300 on glasses. look at this two pack of…” wrong girl, tiktok. wrong. girl.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 10/01/2026
20 years ago rings rather true.
vanityfair.com
Special Alert: Horoscope U.S.A.
A planetary configuration not seen since 1776 is coming our way, heralding chaos, revolution, and rebirth.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 09/01/2026
tehran is back on apple tv. 🤯 the pitt is back on hbo max. 🤯 industry comes back on 1/11. 😌 hijack comes back 1/14. 🥹 i am rich in pending viewing hours.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 07/01/2026
rauhnächte was truly a fun experience. ♥️
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 07/01/2026
the universe is hilarious and i appreciate it. heard. ☝🏽
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 07/01/2026
thank you! i went with wave because they have a free option (that’s actually free). it just requires a little more manual work, which i don’t mind right now. the SaaS landscape and this ai-based implementation and feature grift is entirely too exhausting at this point.
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Princeton. @princey5ive.blacksky.app · 07/01/2026
i think the worst bug of our current societal landscape is how we've normalized individualism + isolation to a degree that we forget (or are unable to weigh in full perspective) just how much life is beating EVERYBODY's ass, and not just our own.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 04/01/2026
re: cecred’s edge restoration and revival juice she grabbed me by my beard and the scalp of my cheeks and said, “🗣️ CONNECT!” ☝🏽 18 days so far.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 04/01/2026
last thing i’d suggest (a huge nice to have, not a need to have) is a screwdriver tool kit that’s compatible with the current macbook air. i take the under plate off and clean the fans myself. sharing the kit i have for my mb pro:
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HaiMay 5 Pieces Screwdriver Tool Kit - Amazon.com
HaiMay 5 Pieces Screwdriver Tool Kit - Amazon.com
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 04/01/2026
okay, i agree with the other suggestions of making sure you get an external hard drive. 1-2TB should cover you nicely over the next few years. sandisk extreme pro is my only go-to. i’d also suggest getting a usb-c to usb-a dongle given so many electronics and accessories still utilize usb-a ports.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 04/01/2026
i peeped the replies and seen your mention of using it for school. does the coursework involve any editing (audio, graphic, video) of the sorts or having to utilize something like an adobe app?
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 04/01/2026
well, this right here *hurts*. wegman’s was one of the many things i was excited to return to when i move back.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 04/01/2026
“you came in.. in your herman munster shoes…”
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 03/01/2026
circling back on this—which software did you end up using? i’m torn between the standard lot of options + sick about having to pick up the cost of another subscription after minimizing a great deal last year.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 03/01/2026
i just watched a video of two disney cruise ships doing a horn battle. the way i started *crying* when “we don’t talk about bruno” started playing?! because why’d they do bruno like that?!?
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 31/12/2025
“we have a taste for luxury and luxury has a taste for us!” permanent mood unless i’ve submitted papers saying otherwise. thank you.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 31/12/2025
“i was just thinking about karen huger. you know, she’s a friend of mine…… i did call her ‘karen hunger’ for a long time, but she is a real friend of mine.” 😂😂😂😂😂
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