sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 03/10/2026for dinner… i’m going to make a salad of elephantine proportions. 🙂↔️😌 thinking of adding some avocado this time. maybe a little bacon for further blessings. mm. 100
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 28/09/2026i also made this really outstanding salad. 🙂↔️ lemon pepper chicken caesar with some evoo and hemp seed. 030
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 28/09/2026placed a whole foods order and came across this phenomenal gem. 😌 100
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 21/01/2026nah, it’s just an ambient noise feature in iOS. in the control panel (right corner, swipe down): tap on add a widget, search for “hearing” and tap the option with the ear icon. soft touch that widget icon and you can preview the background sounds. i use this to go to sleep. 100
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 16/11/2025missed out on the trader joe’s mystery bag sets. 😭 i did, however, find this burlap bag that features this cute retro graphic design. 😌 010
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 24/07/2025so, you can now send payments via venmo, debit/gift card, or paypal… to the federal government… to help pay off and reduce the national public debt……. i— 110
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 07/07/2025“you’d like to say goodbyes? mm, unfortunately the board has decided against that and they’ve already ended the call. leave your belongings and we’ll send it all to you within 90 days.” 000
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 07/07/2025“hey, cierra? heyyy, yeahhh, wake up! we have a van outside waiting for you… you asked ‘for what?!’… well, we have a van and it’s outside waiting for you. yeah, it’s time for you to go.” 240
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 28/12/2024and mine reveals what to you? sn: love that i’m a fire sign, hate that my chart is so earth and air dominant. 200
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 14/12/2024me: ouuuu, i can’t wait to read tonight! the edible: 010
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 11/12/2024i need to take a nap before i go to the movies… where i’ll likely take another, completely unintentional nap during the movie… mm. yeah. 100
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 10/12/2024this video of lil kim discussing k. michelle on the breakfast club will *forever* be a favorite of mine. 230
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 10/12/2024two things: 1. well, yes, duo! 2. i expected lily to interrupt this moment. i was actually waiting for it to happen. 010
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 30/11/2024options, baby. sometimes i wanna drink only water or tea or coffee… sometimes i want all three simultaneously. ☝🏽 130
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 26/11/2024my. gaht. damn. jam. i used to play this OUT before going to school. 000
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 18/11/2024please understand that this EP is certified 10x platinum in my household. i will play this mf out and on loop. 010
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 16/11/2024flo and glo is a moment. absolutely. but *this* song??? yeah. 000
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 15/11/2024If you see this, post your Renaissance outfit 🐎🪩 060
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 15/11/2024my buddy, my buddy. gaht damn that boy there muddy. 🚲 260