sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 29/09/2026i hate when staff at the green stores ask, “so, do you have any fun plans for this evening??” …do the math, forehead. 001
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 28/09/2026if you’re an iphone 15 or 16 user… 👇🏽macrumors.comSiri AI Settlement Website Now Live: Apple to Pay Some iPhone OwnersIn May, Apple agreed to pay $250 million to settle a U.S. class action lawsuit over Siri AI's delayed launch, and the settlement website is now live. Apple will pay an estimated $25 per eligible iPhon... 034
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 28/09/2026placed a whole foods order and came across this phenomenal gem. 😌 100
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 26/09/2026thank you, *god*… for letting me, delia… bringthesepeopletogether! 000
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 18/09/2026also, shoutout to delta and the reclaim my status program. 👍🏽 because… fuck, yeah! 002
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 18/09/2026feeling… nourished. 😌 i still love new york and it feels good to know that she still loves me. 🫶🏽 000
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 29/08/2026waking up and learning that cortex is going on tour AGAIN is just… wow. 🥹🥹🥹 000
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 02/08/2026covid happened and there was no pushback against knuckleheaded idiots trying to enforce bullshit crackheaded ass rules. do you know how many people my mama would’ve hurt if she was told to WASH and CONDITION her own hair prior to going to the SALON to see her HAIR STYLIST?!theguardian.comBraiding used to be low maintenance and budget-friendly. What happened?Every time I get my hair done, I find myself confronted with rising costs, and dizzyingly long maintenance regimes 100
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 24/01/2026when the curbside check in attendant gets out of pocket: 010
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 20/01/2026whoever put together the sainthoax post on the beckham’s: 💐 all of the bouquets. outstanding work. 000
Reposted by sir brandon antonyPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 19/01/2026Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.thezebra.orgDr. Gladys West, Mathematician Whose Work Made GPS Possible, Dies at 95ALEXANDRIA, VA — Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She passed away 545270829547
Reposted by sir brandon antonyDurand Bernarr @durandbernarr.bsky.social · 18/01/2026Not my first time in Milan however my first time participating in Fashion Week in Milan. ❄️ Styled by @vincsmith.bsky.social 1235466
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 17/01/2026the goal this weekend: clean and reorganize my desktop and downloads folders. oof. 110
Reposted by sir brandon antonyPerfume Papi @hassan.blacksky.app · 17/01/2026My daily affirmation: Not only am I going to survive this regime, I’m going to come out on the other side even better than when I went in. 32813
Reposted by sir brandon antonyPhil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 12/01/2026"Sinners" just won at the Golden Globes for Cinematic and Box Office Achievement 514563802
Reposted by sir brandon antonyAntoine ▿ @rexmare.co · 11/01/20262025 was a stretch + release year. i’m claiming 2026 as a year of ease + increase. 041
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 12/01/2026if you want it if you want it if you want it 🗣️ YEAHHHH!!! 000
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 11/01/2026“i’m never spending $300 on glasses. look at this two pack of…” wrong girl, tiktok. wrong. girl. 000
Reposted by sir brandon antonyXavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 10/01/202620 years ago rings rather true.vanityfair.comSpecial Alert: Horoscope U.S.A.A planetary configuration not seen since 1776 is coming our way, heralding chaos, revolution, and rebirth. 163
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 09/01/2026tehran is back on apple tv. 🤯 the pitt is back on hbo max. 🤯 industry comes back on 1/11. 😌 hijack comes back 1/14. 🥹 i am rich in pending viewing hours. 000
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 07/01/2026the universe is hilarious and i appreciate it. heard. ☝🏽 100
Reposted by sir brandon antonyPrinceton. @princey5ive.blacksky.app · 07/01/2026i think the worst bug of our current societal landscape is how we've normalized individualism + isolation to a degree that we forget (or are unable to weigh in full perspective) just how much life is beating EVERYBODY's ass, and not just our own. 17933
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 04/01/2026re: cecred’s edge restoration and revival juice she grabbed me by my beard and the scalp of my cheeks and said, “🗣️ CONNECT!” ☝🏽 18 days so far. 110
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 04/01/2026well, this right here *hurts*. wegman’s was one of the many things i was excited to return to when i move back. 100
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 03/01/2026i just watched a video of two disney cruise ships doing a horn battle. the way i started *crying* when “we don’t talk about bruno” started playing?! because why’d they do bruno like that?!? 010
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 31/12/2025“we have a taste for luxury and luxury has a taste for us!” permanent mood unless i’ve submitted papers saying otherwise. thank you. 000
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 31/12/2025“i was just thinking about karen huger. you know, she’s a friend of mine…… i did call her ‘karen hunger’ for a long time, but she is a real friend of mine.” 😂😂😂😂😂 010
Reposted by sir brandon antonyXavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/12/2025what a sneaky way to evoke voter suppression. 16254
Reposted by sir brandon antonyAdoptees Crossing Lines Podcast @adopteecrossing.bsky.social · 26/12/2025NYC has launched a guaranteed income program for unhoused young adults, funded through the city budget. It reflects a growing shift toward material support over punishment, and recognition that cash can be a direct path to stability. Source: New York City Council #adopteesky 04926
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 25/12/2025“this strain is aeroponic-grown with calibrated nutrients and no dirt!” okay, that’s cool… but will it make me feel like i was in a car crash? will it turn me into a temporary quadriplegic? 010
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 25/12/2025went to my favorite green shoppe this morning because their site said they were open for pickup. well, they were definitely closed and i’m praying for the person that left the preorder system on. 100
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 21/12/2025whoever pushed the buttons on the seasoning for the honey roasted mixed nuts down at the orchard valley harvest factory needs a raise. this recent batch?! yeah. yeahhhh. 000
Reposted by sir brandon antonyPerfume Papi @hassan.blacksky.app · 21/12/2025Perfume Papi’s Holiday Giveaway — Day 1: Full Bottles 🧴 Starting with one a lot of you asked about 👀 Rules are pinned. First come, first served. I’ll be posting bottles one at a time. 276
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 20/12/2025i *hate* the outgoing facetime sound so damn much. i let it ring no more than three times because after that i’m literally screaming, “ENOUGH! ugh, god!” 000
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 20/12/2025bee line timbs are the best timbs to have ever been released. that’s my ted talk. no refunds, no arguments. move around. 000
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 18/12/2025it’s 9:07p and i am in bed. i love that for (who?!) me. 000
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 17/12/2025“check out our visual showcase on just how much data we’ve collected and stored about you!” 010
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 17/12/2025sitting at my desk in silence. just quiet and thankful. 100
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 16/12/2025wonderful has some fire ass sweet cinnamon pistachios out for the holiday season. i bought my bag at costco. you’re welcome. 000
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 16/12/2025got ahold of some cecred drops. 😌 the smell reminds me of a very subdued take on creed’s millésime imperial… meets ogx’s argan oil scent. 000
Reposted by sir brandon antonylil thundercat @deannojames.blacksky.app · 16/12/2025the pinkest pussy in there 1304
sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 15/12/2025i have a habit of completely stopping what i’m doing to help others and i need to become better at asking “can that wait until later?” because it can usually fucking wait until later. 000