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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 29/09/2026
i hate when staff at the green stores ask, “so, do you have any fun plans for this evening??” …do the math, forehead.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 28/09/2026
if you’re an iphone 15 or 16 user… 👇🏽
macrumors.com
Siri AI Settlement Website Now Live: Apple to Pay Some iPhone Owners
In May, Apple agreed to pay $250 million to settle a U.S. class action lawsuit over Siri AI's delayed launch, and the settlement website is now live. Apple will pay an estimated $25 per eligible iPhon...
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 28/09/2026
placed a whole foods order and came across this phenomenal gem. 😌
A slab of Beyond Good’s Dark Chocolate with Candied Ginger.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 26/09/2026
thank you, *god*… for letting me, delia… bringthesepeopletogether!
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 18/09/2026
also, shoutout to delta and the reclaim my status program. 👍🏽 because… fuck, yeah!
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 18/09/2026
feeling… nourished. 😌 i still love new york and it feels good to know that she still loves me. 🫶🏽
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 17/09/2026
and where is *that* ship? where is it?
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 29/08/2026
waking up and learning that cortex is going on tour AGAIN is just… wow. 🥹🥹🥹
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Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 02/08/2026
covid happened and there was no pushback against knuckleheaded idiots trying to enforce bullshit crackheaded ass rules. do you know how many people my mama would’ve hurt if she was told to WASH and CONDITION her own hair prior to going to the SALON to see her HAIR STYLIST?!
theguardian.com
Braiding used to be low maintenance and budget-friendly. What happened?
Every time I get my hair done, I find myself confronted with rising costs, and dizzyingly long maintenance regimes
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 24/01/2026
when the curbside check in attendant gets out of pocket:
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 20/01/2026
whoever put together the sainthoax post on the beckham’s: 💐 all of the bouquets. outstanding work.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She was 95.
thezebra.org
Dr. Gladys West, Mathematician Whose Work Made GPS Possible, Dies at 95
ALEXANDRIA, VA — Dr. Gladys West, the pioneering mathematician whose work laid the foundation for modern GPS technology, has died. She passed away
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Durand Bernarr @durandbernarr.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Not my first time in Milan however my first time participating in Fashion Week in Milan. ❄️ Styled by @vincsmith.bsky.social
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 17/01/2026
the goal this weekend: clean and reorganize my desktop and downloads folders. oof.
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Perfume Papi @hassan.blacksky.app · 17/01/2026
My daily affirmation: Not only am I going to survive this regime, I’m going to come out on the other side even better than when I went in.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
"Sinners" just won at the Golden Globes for Cinematic and Box Office Achievement
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Antoine ▿ @rexmare.co · 11/01/2026
2025 was a stretch + release year. i’m claiming 2026 as a year of ease + increase.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 12/01/2026
if you want it if you want it if you want it 🗣️ YEAHHHH!!!
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 11/01/2026
“i’m never spending $300 on glasses. look at this two pack of…” wrong girl, tiktok. wrong. girl.
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 10/01/2026
20 years ago rings rather true.
vanityfair.com
Special Alert: Horoscope U.S.A.
A planetary configuration not seen since 1776 is coming our way, heralding chaos, revolution, and rebirth.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 09/01/2026
tehran is back on apple tv. 🤯 the pitt is back on hbo max. 🤯 industry comes back on 1/11. 😌 hijack comes back 1/14. 🥹 i am rich in pending viewing hours.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 07/01/2026
the universe is hilarious and i appreciate it. heard. ☝🏽
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Princeton. @princey5ive.blacksky.app · 07/01/2026
i think the worst bug of our current societal landscape is how we've normalized individualism + isolation to a degree that we forget (or are unable to weigh in full perspective) just how much life is beating EVERYBODY's ass, and not just our own.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 04/01/2026
re: cecred’s edge restoration and revival juice she grabbed me by my beard and the scalp of my cheeks and said, “🗣️ CONNECT!” ☝🏽 18 days so far.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 04/01/2026
well, this right here *hurts*. wegman’s was one of the many things i was excited to return to when i move back.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 04/01/2026
“you came in.. in your herman munster shoes…”
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 03/01/2026
i just watched a video of two disney cruise ships doing a horn battle. the way i started *crying* when “we don’t talk about bruno” started playing?! because why’d they do bruno like that?!?
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 31/12/2025
“we have a taste for luxury and luxury has a taste for us!” permanent mood unless i’ve submitted papers saying otherwise. thank you.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 31/12/2025
“i was just thinking about karen huger. you know, she’s a friend of mine…… i did call her ‘karen hunger’ for a long time, but she is a real friend of mine.” 😂😂😂😂😂
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Xavier D’Leau @xavierdleau.com · 29/12/2025
what a sneaky way to evoke voter suppression.
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Adoptees Crossing Lines Podcast @adopteecrossing.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
NYC has launched a guaranteed income program for unhoused young adults, funded through the city budget. It reflects a growing shift toward material support over punishment, and recognition that cash can be a direct path to stability. Source: New York City Council #adopteesky
Light blue graphic with bold white text: “New York City is funding guaranteed income for unhoused youth.” Subtext explains NYC launched a guaranteed income program for young people experiencing homelessness, using public dollars for stability without surveillance. Source: NYC Council. Handle on slide: @adopteescrossinglines.Light blue graphic. Text explains NYC allocated $1.5M to support 60 people ages 18–24 in Covenant House programs. Participants receive $1,200 per month for 9 months plus a one-time $5,000 payment and optional supportive services. Source: NYC Council. Handle on slide: @adopteescrossinglines.Light blue graphic. Text reads: “The goal is stability, not punishment or hoops.” Program provides flexible cash for housing, food, and transportation on participants’ own terms, not based on compliance. Source: NYC Council. Handle on slide: @adopteescrossinglines.Light blue graphic. Text explains the program reflects that cash works and people deserve dignity and a path out of homelessness. Builds on NYC’s earlier guaranteed income program for expectant parents. Source: NYC Council. Handle on slide: @adopteescrossinglines.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 25/12/2025
“this strain is aeroponic-grown with calibrated nutrients and no dirt!” okay, that’s cool… but will it make me feel like i was in a car crash? will it turn me into a temporary quadriplegic?
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 25/12/2025
went to my favorite green shoppe this morning because their site said they were open for pickup. well, they were definitely closed and i’m praying for the person that left the preorder system on.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 21/12/2025
whoever pushed the buttons on the seasoning for the honey roasted mixed nuts down at the orchard valley harvest factory needs a raise. this recent batch?! yeah. yeahhhh.
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Perfume Papi @hassan.blacksky.app · 21/12/2025
Perfume Papi’s Holiday Giveaway — Day 1: Full Bottles 🧴 Starting with one a lot of you asked about 👀 Rules are pinned. First come, first served. I’ll be posting bottles one at a time.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 20/12/2025
i *hate* the outgoing facetime sound so damn much. i let it ring no more than three times because after that i’m literally screaming, “ENOUGH! ugh, god!”
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 20/12/2025
bee line timbs are the best timbs to have ever been released. that’s my ted talk. no refunds, no arguments. move around.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 18/12/2025
it’s 9:07p and i am in bed. i love that for (who?!) me.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 17/12/2025
“check out our visual showcase on just how much data we’ve collected and stored about you!”
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 17/12/2025
🗣️ BRING BACK SHAME!!!!!
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 17/12/2025
sitting at my desk in silence. just quiet and thankful.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 16/12/2025
wonderful has some fire ass sweet cinnamon pistachios out for the holiday season. i bought my bag at costco. you’re welcome.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 16/12/2025
got ahold of some cecred drops. 😌 the smell reminds me of a very subdued take on creed’s millésime imperial… meets ogx’s argan oil scent.
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 16/12/2025
opulence! you own everything!
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 16/12/2025
well, i guess im no longer a maxxinista. hm!
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 16/12/2025
+1 🙃
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lil thundercat @deannojames.blacksky.app · 16/12/2025
the pinkest pussy in there
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sir brandon antony @brandonantony.co · 15/12/2025
i have a habit of completely stopping what i’m doing to help others and i need to become better at asking “can that wait until later?” because it can usually fucking wait until later.
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Rob Milton @therobmilton.com · 15/12/2025
- COUNT YOUR DAYS APPLE!
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