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@brandever.bsky.social
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I assume any profile following this boring account is bot spam. If you follow me without giving me a good reason why, I will report your account as spam and block you. Bluesky currently provides no method for removing followers.

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BrandEver @brandever.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Sorry @tomwalker.bsky.social you're not in today's Smush pile
A screenshot of the online word puzzle game "Smush." The player has used the available letters to enter "TOMWALKER" but it was not a correct possible word, so a message has popped up saying "'TOMWALKER' isn't in today's pile."
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Kyle Hill @khill.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
[NEW VIDEO] Never-before-seen footage of the aftermath of the 2025 Chernobyl drone strike, and what happens now youtu.be/Q6UX1eE1am4?...
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Chernobyl’s Breach is Worse Than Anyone Thought
YouTube video by Kyle Hill
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BrandEver @brandever.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Instead of the national anthem, the Yankees should open their next game with an islamic call to prayer just to mess with this guy specifically.
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BrandEver @brandever.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
"You know I'm automatically attracted to pathetic—I just start shoeing them. It's like a magnet. Just shoe. I don't even wait. And when you're a president, they let you do it. You can do anything. Shoe 'em by the foot. You can do anything."
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Art by Emily K @museum.of.emilyk.art · 18/12/2025
New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..." Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
A propaganda poster in a painterly style. At the top there is a Nazi soldier in a faded grey with his hands raised at the point of a bayonet. Above him it says "We beat 'em before.." Below him in darker grey is an ICE agent in the same posture, with a hand pushing back at him, its palm out in a "stop" gesture. Below it says "We'll beat 'em again!"
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BrandEver @brandever.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
#HazbinHotel
1/3 Screenshot of Rick & Morty where Mr. Poopy Butthole is having pizza delivered. Speech bubbles have been placed on top:
MR. PB: "What'd you think of that finale, huh? You think Charlie's friends are gonna be okay?"
PIZZA GUY: "Idk what you're talking about, that'll be $12.37."2/3 Screenshot of Rick & Morty. Mr. Poopy Butthole has grabbed the Pizza Guy by the chest and is shaking him back and forth. Speech Bubbles have been placed on top:
MR. PB: "WHAT'S UP WITH LILITH? WHAT'S ALASTOR PLANNING?"
PIZZA GUY: "GET OFF ME MAN!"3/3 Screenshot of Rick & Morty. Mr. Poopy Butthole is on the ground rolling around after being pushed down by the Pizza Guy. Speech bubbles have been placed on top:
MR. PB: "Tune in to Hazbin Hotel season 3 in like...two years...or longer...to see how we unravel this mess!"
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BrandEver @brandever.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
@agingwheels.bsky.social Opened my inbox this morning to find this out of nowhere
Screenshots of an email from "Solo Automotive," 1/4
"SOLO Winter Driving Tips

SOLO

Monthly Newsletter

November 1st, 2025"
A photo of a Solo driving in snow with a roof mounted cargo box is shown.

"Plan ahead for winter driving! ❄️

As the weather cools, your Solo is built to handle the season with ease, but a few simple habits can help you stay even more efficient and comfortable all winter long."Screenshots of an email from "Solo Automotive," 2/4
"As the weather cools, your Solo is built to handle the season with ease, but a few simple habits can help you stay even more efficient and comfortable all winter long.

1. Precondition while plugged in - Warm your cabin and battery before you drive to preserve the range.

2. Stay plugged in when parked - Let your Solo maintain its ideal battery temperature without draining power.

3. Top up more often - Cold temperatures can temporarily reduce range, so plan shorter charging intervals.

4. Use heated seats - They're more efficient than

blasting cabin heat.

5. Keep your charge port clear - Brush away snow and ice to ensure easy charging.

6. Drive smoothly - Instant torque is great in the dry but gentle acceleration improves traction in slippery situations.

Winter driving can be fun, confident and efficient - especially when your Solo is ready for it. Stay warm, stay charged and enjoy every electric mile!"Screenshots of an email from "Solo Automotive," 3/4
A close up of of a Solo's hood and windshield. There are leaves on the vehicle. 
"💡Maintenance Tip for Gen 1 Solo Owners

If you own a Gen1 Solo, please take a moment to check the drain holes located under the hood, at the front of the windshield.

Make sure they're clear of leaves or debris - if they

become blocked, water, snow, or ice can build up in

hat area.

Keeping these drains clear helps ensure your Solo stays in top condition, especially during the wetter months.🌨❄️"Screenshots of an email from "Solo Automotive," 4/4
A picture of a phone with a Solo app is displayed next to a QR code.
"For ongoing Solo support, download the Solo app

About Solo | Solo App | Order Now | Solo Manual

VISIT OUR WEBSITE

www.solo.car"
Icons for LinkedIn, Facebook, and YouTube are shown

"Solo Automotive Inc., 1102-328 East 11th Avenue, Vancouver, BC, V5T 4W1, Canada

Powered by Squarespace

Unsubscribe"
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jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
COUNT I Kat Abughazaleh did, while law enforcement was in heated pursuit, paint what appeared to be the entrance to a cave on a sheer rock wall, causing law enforcement to forcibly bonk into said wall. COUNT II The same thing on a different wall, but then a train came out and ran us over???
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 17/09/2025
Chiitan loves all transgender people. I've received a lot of criticism for expressing my support, but what's more important is that all transgender people live happy lives. Blue Sky cannot display long posts, so please read this post if you'd like. love you all 🤍 ↓ www.instagram.com/reel/C9qppva...
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On the Media @onthemedia.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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BrandEver @brandever.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Lol www.thehandbasket.co/p/exclusive-...
thehandbasket.co
EXCLUSIVE: The Onion calls out ‘cowardice’ of Congress in full-page NYT ad
The ad features a scathing editorial, a physical copy of which was sent to all House and Senate members.
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Hypoautonomic, BS @hypoautonomic.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
The Alt National Park Service account calls itself the official "resistance" team of the US National Park Service. With 887k followers, is one of the biggest accounts on Bluesky. It is the 11 most followed account according to some trackers. This thread will dive into its activity. 🧵 1/x.
The Alt National Park Service account.  887 thousand followers.
"The officla 'Resistance' team of the U.S. National Park Service.  Our Website:  www.ourparks.org
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 11/06/2025
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening historians: that thing is definitely happening star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it news outlets: these protesters are out of control
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BrandEver @brandever.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Saying "RFK Jr. is not wrong. We are failing to keep our communities healthy" is like saying "Adolf Hitler is not wrong. The German economy is doing very poorly."
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BrandEver @brandever.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
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BrandEver @brandever.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Holy shit investors are dumb. Doubling production is meaningless when NOBODY WANTS THEM. They already had parking lots full of unsold cars BEFORE he showed the world he was a Nazi sympathizer.
A graph showing Tesla's stock price, which shows a 6.58% increase so far today. Below the chart it says:
"TSLA is Up
Tesla is trading higher after CEO Elon Musk's announcement to double US vehicle production, leading to a 6.4% surge and bullish institutional signals.
Today at 5:25AM"
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Gints Zilbalodis @gintszilbalodis.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Ok, this is the last one
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Arc de Kaiser Don (derogatory) @potrzebiesystem.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
Oh ffs. Yo! THIS PERSON IS NOT A FED EMPLOYEE! They may luv Nat’l Parks & selling their related merch, & that’s fine. What’s not fucking fine is blatantly misrep’ing oneself as a NPS employee FOR YEARS (during Trump terms) to hock stickers & t-shirts by exploiting the plight of other people…
Blue Sky post by @altnps.bsky.social: “Trump administration is planning to use polygraphs to assess federal employee loyalty. There is a way to manipulate polygraph results, and we will provide guidance to coalition members. Polygraph results are not admissible in court due to their potential for false positives and negatives.”
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Velodus✨ @velodus.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Almost 800,000 people on here are following a totally-not-real account claiming it's a group of rogue park workers and who are now posting cryptic nonsense to make it seem like they're sending messages to the deep state. Also they're selling resistance merch. WTF are we doing man?
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BrandEver @brandever.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
youtu.be/bEpVzzDb8f4?...
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Trump or America: You Have to Choose
YouTube video by Jeff Holiday
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BrandEver @brandever.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
@chrisraygun.bsky.social On Snark Tank, when you read the Patreon name "Who do you think you are? I am!" It's referring to this youtu.be/gKQOXYB2cd8?...
youtu.be
PETE WEBER GOD DAMMIT I DID IT WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
YouTube video by groundbeefmosque
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Jonathan Laxton, MD, FRCPC @drjonl.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
For all our American neighbours who may be struggling to find accurate health information - thr Public Health Agency of Canada has a website you are more than welcome to use: www.canada.ca/en/public-he...
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Courtney Heard 🇨🇦 @godlessmom.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
Me checking to see why Stargate is trending.
media.tenor.com
a man in a military uniform is holding a spoon in his hand and eating food .
ALT: a man in a military uniform is holding a spoon in his hand and eating food .
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BrandEver @brandever.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I now have more bot followers than people I follow. Only one of them I assume is real because one of the prominent people I follow follows them, I'm not sure why they followed me though. The rest I have reported and blocked but they still show up as followers on my profile. Very cool, very fun
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DarkMatter2525 @darkmatter2525.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
I just published this today. I consider it to be one of my more important videos: youtu.be/ypV1aJozs5Y
youtu.be
Why Some Deaths are Celebrated
YouTube video by DarkMatter2525
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Chris Calogero @realchriscal.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
You're laughing, Darth Vader is dead and you're laughing. He had two kids and his wife died in child birth, yes he oversaw the literal destruction of an entire planet, I mean he legit blew it up into a million pieces, but he was a family man first and foremost.
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BrandEver @brandever.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
@chrisraygun.bsky.social Pleeeease tell me you are making a video about this. We truly live in a cyclical hell
Screenshot of an NBC News article, containing the text: "Luigi Mangione, who was arrested and charged with murder in the shooting death of United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson, once belonged to a group of Ivy League gamers who played assassins, a member of the group told NBC News. In the game, called 'Among Us,' some players are secretly assigned to be killers in space who perform other tasks while trying to avoid suspicion from other players."
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
It’s interesting that the emojis show the earth from three angles 🌎 🌍 🌏 but not the fourth. Though 🔵 is a fair approximation of what it would look like. People underestimate the Pacific.
A picture of the earth showing the pacific ocean. You can see hawaii and New Zealand. Also the edge of antarctica, australia, and north and south america...but barely.
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Kyle Hill @khill.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
[NEW HALF-LIFE HISTORIES] They called it “perpetual sunshine”… youtu.be/kIoIn6iDZgY?...
youtu.be
He Drank 1,400 Vials of Radium. It Ended an Industry.
YouTube video by Kyle Hill
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BrandEver @brandever.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
youtu.be/og9DV0Si8bs?...
youtu.be
The Law & Order Gang | George Carlin | What Am I Doing in New Jersey (1988)
YouTube video by Official George Carlin
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BrandEver @brandever.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Posting this to the void in case someone hears my plea: We really desperately need an AI "artist" block list.
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BrandEver @brandever.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Another post to the void: Bluesky need a "remove follower" function! Literally all of my followers appear to be bots. I can block them, but they still appear as followers on my account. Twitter has this function, Bluesky definitely needs it too.
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BrandEver @brandever.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Apparently the porn bots have finally found their way here. I can block them but apparently there is no way to remove them as followers
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BrandEver @brandever.bsky.social · 23/02/2024
Yo @techconnectify.bsky.social, did Hyundai ever release an update to fix their awful brake light while using regen situation (or have people figured out how to hack it and fix it themselves)?
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