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Brandie Posey

@brandazzle.bsky.social
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Comedian, Podcaster & Record Label Owner. DIY Socialist Ska Kid & 12 Foot Skeleton/Dog Mom. Enjoy the slop, piggies!

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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
It’s absolutely unfair the amount of emotional labor the Pee Wee doc is going to do for me this weekend.
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Carl T. Bergstrom @carlbergstrom.com · 19/05/2025
None of the 278 men sent to CECOT have been returned. Meanwhile their lawyer has been arrested and "disappeared" in El Salvador.
theguardian.com
Lawyer for Venezuelans deported to El Salvador prison arrested
Ruth López held without access to lawyers at secret location accused of ‘embezzlement’ a decade ago
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Talk me out of taking my printer that has stopped working after less than a year back to Staples & hurling it through the front door.
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
I’m so happy for Katy Perry, finally feeling like a plastic bag drifting through the wind & being awful for the environment.
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Hear me out, "Don't Wake Daddy" but as a gripping indie thriller.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
If the bass player from weezer’s wife isn’t safe from the police then who is?
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
@murderxbryan.bsky.social Bryan we don’t know each other, but thank you so much for mentioning the Al Pacino, Dunkaccino from Jack & Jill on this week‘s Guys episode, I was really dreading the internal debate I was going to have to have with myself on if I wanted to write in about it or not.
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
It’s time to tell the children about duct tape prom dresses.
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
If we’re gonna tank the market & everyone’s futures can we at least get the Panera Charged Lemonade back?
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
One thing everyone should understand is that DOGE has created the least efficient conditions for government I've ever seen. *The working conditions are chaotic. *No clear sense of who works there. *Routine processes have been stopped. *No planning can take place. *People are incredibly demoralized.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
ICE stripped a German green card holder naked, drove him from Boston to Vermont to Rhode Island, put him in a cold shower, deprived him of medication, sleep and food until he collapsed. No one knows why he was detained.
nhpr.org
Green card holder from New Hampshire 'interrogated' at Logan Airport, detained
Fabian Schmidt’s family said they are unsure of why he is being held. They said he has a recently renewed green card, and no active issues in court.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
"Car dealership that disappears political dissidents" really does feel like the form America has been building to this whole time.
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The Intercept @theintercept.com · 10/03/2025
It’s illegal to deport people for political speech, but that’s exactly what ICE is trying to do to this Palestinian Columbia student. interc.pt/3Dvhxgk
interc.pt
If Trump Can Deport Mahmoud Khalil, Freedom of Speech Is Dead
It’s illegal to deport people for political speech, but that’s exactly what ICE is trying to do to this Palestinian Columbia student.
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Every day I try to see how long I can go without seeing a Cybertruck and then I clock the time when one unfortunately finally forces its ghastly site upon me. Today was 11:56 AM.
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Derf Backderf @derfbackderf.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
In honor of Space Ghost Coast-to-Coast actor George Lowe, who passed away yesterday, here's a little treasure I just discovered. These are all the surviving rare episodes of C to C from its last seasons 2006-08 on the defunct GameTap.com! Never seen these before! archive.org/details/sgc2...
Space Ghost Coast to Coast still.
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
I cannot tell which is more cursed, Casey Anthony starting a TikTok or Gwen Stefani shilling a lent app.
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
You know who else was unrepped? Osama bin Laden.
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
ZOOLANDER WHO
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Just glanced over in a parking lot & made eye contact with Jeffrey Epstein
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
On top of everything else, I am seeing way more cars with anime girls on them and it feels related.
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Cool Zone Media @coolzonemedia.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
This week we tell the harrowing story of Paul Bennewitz, a simple nerdy engineer who spotted evidence of covert Air Force weapons programs and was gaslit into believing they were alien spacecraft @iwriteok.bsky.social @brandazzle.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I need JD Vance to stop sitting like he’s about to get a lap dance
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Trump could do a lot to heal the nation right now if one of his first executive orders was changing the Instagram feedback to square posts.
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
The looters I want to talk about are the ones who stole our safe and stable climate from us. Millennia of planetary harm for individuals' profit. They set the fires.
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 10/01/2025
An LA City employee asked mutual aid organizers for masks to hand out today, if you're wondering how things are going
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
If you stayed in LA, please please please be masking. There is so much shit in the air & I can’t stop thinking about how many people got sick after 9/11 from breathing all the shit there & this feels comparable to me.
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Worth noting that all the fear & anxiety LA is experiencing currently is still just a fraction of the terror Palestinians in Gaza have endured daily for 15 months.
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
Ah yes, the first real week in January, where I will once again attempt to force a relationship with chia seeds.
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
The Substance was so dumb. If you’re a 50 year old actress whose been in the business for decades & isn’t an EP on the show you’re the face of, then you shouldn’t grow a younger version of yourself, you should fire your managers.
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Ya never meet a dog named Fido.
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Advent calendars should be for January not December, just a little treat every day to help you make peace with ignoring your resolutions.
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
2024’s mantra has been “whatever”, looking forward to 2025’s slightly more upbeat “sure”
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Luigi’s lawyer is a 10/10 character & between the two of them I am homesick for the east coast.
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
If you weren’t already, boycott McDonald’s, right fucking now. Too many rats in the kitchen.
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
Crazy how many people on here seem to think that their own politics were totally coherent at 26.
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
When we get Luigi’s birth time from one of his exes, it's over.
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
grappling with the implications of The Claims Adjuster turning out to be a hot Italian tech bro gym rat who went to Penn, seems to have had a pretty gnarly back injury, retweets anti-woke nonsense, and has read not one but two books by Steve-O
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Hooves. What’s happening there?
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
Haven’t seen any new videos of Moo Deng since the shooting, interesting.
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
The PEOPLE’S Triple D 🤣
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Suspect found!
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Punk house tattoo artist giving out free “Deny Defend Depose” tattoos like it’s a black flag tattoo.
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Look, this is just what happens when you hold a shareholder meeting during Mercury Rx
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I hope he’s got a burner to read all the tweets
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Prayers up for the housekeeper who has to go in & clean dude’s house tomorrow without a single smirk
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
I’m checking Twitter, Threads AND Bluesky for jokes about the healthcare assassin right now, this is a real test of how these newbies are gonna hang with the big boys.
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Wish I had one TENTH the confidence of a Frame guy at Michael’s.
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I’m a senior dog owner, I’ll talk about diarrhea with anyone IDGAF
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
“I love Podcasts” is a much cooler way of saying unfortunately, I actually love book reports.
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Brandie Posey @brandazzle.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Sorry I didn’t like your post, fascism is on the rise 🤷‍♀️
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