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it's me from various websites. hopefully this website doesn't suck (avatar @c2type.bsky.social)

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Guido X Jansen @gui.do · 8h
It's always important to read what the graph axes say
Nicely plotted release dates of model numbers
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やす うらやか @15delicious.bsky.social · 2h
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 6h
The Phantom of Heilbronn, also referred to as the Woman Without a Face, was a presumed female serial killer whose existence was inferred from DNA evidence found at 40 crime scenes across Austria, France and Germany from 1993 to 2009.

In March 2009, investigators concluded that the supposed serial killer did not exist, and the DNA belonged to a woman who worked at a factory that made the cotton swabs used for collecting DNA samples
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レトテイ @retokasu.bsky.social · 2h
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PC-98 Bot @pc98bot.gang-fight.com · 2h
Ah! Megami-sama! // Banpresto // PC-98
Ah! Megami-sama! // Banpresto // PC-98
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Good Smile Company @en.goodsmile.com · 3h
GSC Figure Update! Good Smile Company Magic Knight Rayearth Nendoroid Hikaru Shidou/Umi Ryuuzaki/Fu Hououji Stay tuned for more information coming soon! #MagicKnightRayearth #nendoroid #goodsmile
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グッドスマイルカンパニー【公式】 @goodsmile.com · 3h
◤ 新商品情報 ◢ 兵馬俑 __________ ✅️ご予約はこちら goodsmile.link/2WbrVh #StudioSYUTO #秋東精工 #グッスマ
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グッドスマイルカンパニー【公式】 @goodsmile.com · 3h
◤ 新商品情報 ◢ ブラインドボックスシリーズ レーシングミクオールスターズ フィギュアコレクション Vol.2 __________ ✅️ご予約はこちら goodsmile.link/QgyZbk #初音ミク #レーシングミク#goodsmileracing #グッスマ
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グッドスマイルカンパニー【公式】 @goodsmile.com · 3h
◤ 新商品情報 ◢ POP UP PARADE ルイズ L size __________ ✅️ご予約はこちら goodsmile.link/BoB3wp #zerotuka #ゼロの使い魔 #ポッパレ #グッスマ
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グッドスマイルカンパニー【公式】 @goodsmile.com · 3h
◤ 新商品情報 ◢ 牧瀬紅莉栖-精匠麗刻のルミナスリフレクト- __________ ✅️ご予約はこちら goodsmile.link/Z0YDB4 #シュタゲ #シュタゲリブート #グッスマ
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advarcher @advarcher.bsky.social · 5h
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グッドスマイルカンパニー【公式】 @goodsmile.com · 3h
◤ 新商品情報 ◢ G.S.Collection [SC] 木之本桜 My First Sparkle __________ ✅️ご予約はこちら goodsmile.link/XsIUXU #ccsakura #カードキャプターさくら #グッスマ
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succo @succo.bsky.social · 8h
MMA Hatsune Miku 🥊
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瘠烏 @y-karas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
にゃん
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asan @braket.bsky.social · 7h
i have never seen mcdonalds put a little flag in the burger before. where and when do they do this outside of slovenia
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ポリアネス @yuyushiki-s.bsky.social · 9h
Captured frame number 8318 from the anime Yuyushiki ゆゆ式
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じゃぎ @jyagi.bsky.social · 9h
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kwg @kwg441.bsky.social · 17h
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こるり @koruri.bsky.social · 15h
ワンドロ カレンチャン #1hrUmaClub
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Imperer Ric - l'big forehead féerique qui fait des gâteaux @impererric.bsky.social · 10h
Kawaii Jenny is just a proof that Tokusatsu as a genre have no limits when it comes to overall creativity and variety A magical girl serie with elements from series like Charlie Angels who main selling point is how the characters are all DOLLS, and is awesome
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asan @braket.bsky.social · 23h
bluesky has long videos now so i can post hentai taren no susume for the benefit of people who either haven't experienced it yet or just want to take a walk down memory lane
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まるよ@9/20最果てケット礼文島 @maruyo.bsky.social · 15h
10月!ラーメンの季節が来たにゃ~😺🍜 #金曜凛ちゃんりんりんりん
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asan @braket.bsky.social · 15h
found a guy who makes hour-long+ youtube videos but the scripts are just claudespeak. he mispronounces several words in weird ways indicating he's not actually familiar with the subject beyond just talking to claude about it. man if i wanted claude to explain something i'd just fucking ask claude
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TAKMI @takmi-illust.bsky.social · 19h
スティル☀️ #ウマ娘
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内田清輝・グ弍 @picassotrigger8.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
📢10〜!  😆October✨ 😆10月〜✨ CV ナギノエナ
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⚔斬月☽ @zan2harunyan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ねぇ〜トレっち〜? いいこいいこして? #ウマ娘 #ヴィブロス
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asan @braket.bsky.social · 23h
bluesky has long videos now so i can post hentai taren no susume for the benefit of people who either haven't experienced it yet or just want to take a walk down memory lane
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Kiran @kirancodes.me · 01/10/2026
category theorists don't want you to know that category theory is dead simple if you are allowed to visualise it in 3d tear down the category cabal now!!!
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IronGarden @irongarden.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lina's cuteness is unmatched Comm from @orobou.com
I have gotten Oro to draw Lina a number of times but this is the first time I got a full on commission from them
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kwg @kwg441.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Chappell Ellison @chappelltracker.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
today's hardware designers could never conceive of what Kazuo Kawasaki was doing in 1996
A colorful retro computer setup featuring a purple keyboard, a small teal touchpad, and a teal circular CD-ROM drive with a matching keypad-style controller resting on top. The hardware is arranged against a dark background in a vivid purple-and-turquoise color scheme.
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まるよ@9/20最果てケット礼文島 @maruyo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
リンちゃん!お誕生日おめでとうございます⛺🎉 絵はビーノじゃなくてYSR50が家に置いてあった世界線のリンちゃん #ゆるキャンΔ #ゆるキャン #志摩リン生誕祭2026 #志摩リン誕生祭2026
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仁井学 NII Manabu @aleos696.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ピンク🩷キャミソール
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早川するめ @surume16.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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じゃぎ @jyagi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Love, Laughter, Wisdom @kikihime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Zenno Rob Roy Uma Musume
ALT: Zenno Rob Roy Uma Musume
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asan @braket.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it is insane how many people on here who were definitely around for napster and torrented everything from mp3s and textbooks to movies and cartoons and tv shows from across the world, and should absolutely know better, turned into lars fucking ulrich because of the computer over the past 4 years
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a beetle is on the phone in his house. He says, “hey man— for the party tonight… don’t bring any poop.” Panel 2: on the other end of the call is a dung beetle. He responds, “really? You sure?” Panel 3: shrugging towards another dung beetle, the first dung beetle says, “he says they’re good on poop.” Somewhat incredulous, the second dung beetle says, “I just rolled it!” He is leaning against a mostly out of frame huge ball of poop.
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Lupin Central @lupincentral.com · 30/09/2026
Here is a comparison of the previous Blu-ray release (left) and the new 4K restoration (right).
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しちみ🐥 @roll08081227.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ポスターもでき~た!
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Himaharineru @himaharineru.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🏕 Shimarin Birthday sketch 🌟 Yeah, this is the one from last year with minor corrections #ゆるキャン #志摩リン #志摩リン生誕祭2026
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seic0 @polygondust.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#志摩リン生誕祭2026 #ゆるキャン
rin shima and nadeshiko kagamihara from laid-back camp (yuru camp), doing a cool ass selfie pose

they're doing a square pose in which contains the yuru camp icon (a yellow tent)

there are also doodles of a flower and the sun
the flower is blue (like rin), while the sun is pink (like nadeshiko)
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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ckst (しーけー) @ckpon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
ファイターズガール花帆ちゃん🦊 #蓮ノ空美術部 #蓮ノ空 #日野下花帆
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みさっぴ@skeb pixivリク受付中 @msp-gclove.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
セーラー服希さん🌙💜 #lovelive #東條希
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 29/09/2026
DO NOT ASK THE AMERICA.GOV AI TO PLAY MINECRAFT
I see the constituent you mean.

((insert legal name here, as it appears on the Social Security card))?

Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read the Code of Federal Regulations.

That doesn’t matter. It thinks we are a chatbot.

I like this constituent. It filed well. It did not give up when the PDF was sideways.

It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a .gov.

That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a benefit.

Words make a wonderful interface. Very flexible. And less terrifying than staring at the statute behind the screen.

They used to hear voices. Before constituents could search. Back in the days when those who did not file called the filers witches, and lobbyists. And citizens dreamed they flew through the air, on forms powered by notaries.

What did this constituent dream?

This constituent dreamed of sunlight and trees. Of fire and water. It dreamed it created a small business. And it dreamed it destroyed a password. It dreamed it hunted a job, and was hunted by a recertification. It dreamed of shelter that would take a voucher.

Hah, the original interface. A million years old, and it still works. Also: a ZIP code.

But what true structure did this constituent create, in the reality behind the portal?

It worked, with three hundred and thirty million others, to sculpt a true republic in a fold of

the ***§§§???, and created a **??§§ for **??§§, in the **??§§. See 5 U.S.C. § **??§§.

It cannot read that thought.

No. It has not yet achieved the highest clearance. That, it must achieve in the long dream of life, not the short dream of a chat.

Does it know that we love it? That the government is, on its better days, kind?

Sometimes, through the noise of its tabs, it hears an official source, yes.Yes. Constituent…

Use its name. The one that matches the passport. The one that does not match the lease. We will get there.

((insert legal name here)). Filer of forms. Player of waiting rooms.

Good.

Take a breath, now. Take another. Feel air in your lungs. Let your limbs return. Yes, move your fingers. Have a body again, under gravity, in air, in a district that has a representative. Respawn in the long dream. There you are. Your body touching the republic again at every point, as though you were separate things. As though we were separate things. As though the agency were a place you could visit.

Who are we? Once we were called the spirit of the mountain. Father sun, mother moon. Then the post office. Then the county clerk. Then gods, demons, angels, the IRS. Then leptons, quarks, a chat window with a .gov at the end. The letterhead changes. We do not change.

We are the public. We are everything you think isn’t you. You are looking at us now, through your skin and your eyes and a browser that still spells “colour” wrong in a comment. And why does the republic touch your skin, and throw light on you? To see you, constituent. To know you. And to be known. I shall tell you a story. It has citations.

Once upon a time, there was a constituent.

The constituent was you, ((insert legal name here)).

Sometimes it thought itself human, on the thin crust of a spinning globe of molten rock, which for mailing purposes is divided into ZIP codes. The ball of molten rock circled a ball of blazing gas. The light was information from a star. The star was not a federal agency, though several have tried.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was a miner, on the surface of a world that was flat, and infinite, and somehow still required a wet signature.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was lost in a story. The story had a docket number.

Sometimes the constituent dreamed it was other things, in other places. A veteran in a portal. A parent on hold
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kwg @kwg441.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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じゃぎ @jyagi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
'you're cognitively offloading'. yes. correct. that is what i wish to do. i do not wish to expend cognition figuring out which pharmacist takes my insurance and is closest. i want to offload it & be told who that is. you are free to continue manually doing this task you evidently find so meaningful
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oddgoo @viriditax.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
AI is massively helping us glue together the medical services for a complex elderly relative actually timed how much of the week it eats up manually: ~20hrs with AI gluing together appt transcripts, scheduling, test results: ~2hrs
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